Monthly Archives: July 2013

Britney Spears Returns . . . And Boy Is She Smurfy!

So Britney Spears is back. In full Smurf gear.

The pop diva debuted the video to her latest single, “Ooh La La”, in which she appears alongside the little blue troublemakers, notably Smurfette. The song is typical Spears-ish Top 40 pop and it’s message is simple: even if you aren’t rich, beautiful, or famous, Britney Spears still thinks your smurfy!

And if you don’t like it, well, you can always go smurf yourself. Smurf.

Grown Ups 2: Film Review

Photo Credit: Sony Pictures
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At this point in 2013, I have but two regular assumptions to make about people who voluntarily venture to see an Adam Sandler movie: either they are actual 12 and 13 year old mall rats or they simply don’t mind throwing away their hard earned money in the hopes of bolstering the American economy. Their sanity and artistic sensibilities be damned.

So yes. Grown Ups 2 is the disaster you expect it to be. It’s as lame and dumb and numbskulled a movie as can be imagined. If you saw the original (which made hundreds of millions at the box office, by the way) then you know that the story is about four middle aged men that have been friends since high school reuniting to . . . tell bra and fart jokes to each other. This is when they aren’t complaining about their wives – who happen to be Salma Hayek, Maria Bello, and Maya Rudolph. (Aside: please bring me one heterosexual male who would complain about being married to these women. Please do.)

So here’s to hoping this proves the final disaster in Adam Sandler’s long string of laugh-free comedies. He can still act (sort of): just not in an ‘Adam Sandler Movie”.

Amanda Bynes Brings The Morning Links!

amandabynesdogmaskPhoto Credit: Dlisted; 101 Uses For A Puppy: #34 Face Blocker

– Judy Greer gets FX pilot [Lainey Gossip]
– A Priceless And Hilarious Moment From General Hospital [Dlisted]
– 10 Activities To Do With Your Shirt Off That Impress Chicks [Guy Code Blog]
– Pamela Horton, A Hot Playboy Model, Who Is Down With World Of Warcraft And All Things Geeky! [Caveman Circus]
– Shailene Woodley: ‘I struggle in real life to balance my natural connection to the earth’ [Celebitchy]

– Britney Spears’ Kids Are In Her New Video [The Superficial]
– Ashley Brookes Is a Sassy Little Blonde From Kansas [Regretful Morning]
– Kristy Goretskaya Should Be On Your Radar [COED Magazine]
– Cute Baby Rhino Charges Cameraman (Video) [EgoTV]
– ESPN The Magazine: Body Issue 2013 [Photos and Video] [Mankind Unplugged]

– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

Erin Heatherton Brings The Overnight Links!

1su4jdddPhoto Credit: Hollywood Tuna; Erin Heatherton Works It For Victoria’s Secret

– Selena Gomez Is Going To Fix Justin Bieber [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
– Tulisa Contostavlos And Chelsee Healey Sexy Bikini Pictures [Hollywood Tuna]
– Lana Del Rey Naked in Her GQ Photoshoot [GCeleb]
– Alyssa Miller For Manor Swimwear of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– Victoria Will Surely Get Your Right Hand In Motion [Diry Rotten Whore, NSFW]

– Lady Gaga Shows Off Her Killer Abs & Her Sexy Bra [Socialite Life]
– Terra Jo Wallace Definitely Isn’t Shy [Uncoached]
– The Timeless Wisdom Of Mark Twain [NedHardy]
– The Tale of Andre Agassi’s Mullet Wig [Gunaxin]
– Jayne Moore and her super cute smile are back [Brosome]
– New Star Soccer [Soccer Games]

– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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