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Eva Longoria Sends A Cheeky Invitation To George Clooney

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Looks like somebody is in search of a deep-pocketed boyfriend, who can actually pay for shit as opposed to what Eva Longoria currently has going for herself with 34-year-old Ernesto Arguello, who was a contestant on the now-cancelled reality TV series ‘Ready For Love’, which Eva produced. The dude is always referred to as a Miami-based entrepreneur and philanthropist, so we’re assuming he’s either in real estate or a South Beach nightclub owner.

I think the rumors of Eva wanting a piece of George Clooney were planted by insiders looking to create a politically powerful Hollywood couple. Even though I think Eva might be a little too short, not-enough blonde and possibly too smart & opinionated for George, I can still see George green-lighting the relationship if Eva can agree to being paraded around as his bitch for a few months. As it’s widely known, George likes his ladies to follow orders behind closed doors (i.e. blow me!, bend over now!, motorboat me!, gimme a boob to suck on!, etc.!, etc.!), remain on call for when he wants to have sex or fly to where he’s shooting to pleasure him and also accompany him at various red carpet events without stealing his thunder (i.e. shut the F up & stand to the side). I feel like Eva’s capable of pulling off most of the items on that list, aside from maybe taking orders, talking too much and playing the role of George’s trophy girlfriend while on the red carpet—OK-OK, maybe Eva’s not the right person for George, but hey, it’s not like these two are planning to get hitched!

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5 comments
skilligan
skilligan

love her petite body, i really like her

Spanglylovesheels
Spanglylovesheels

George is apparently going to become the bachelor icon in Hollywood and the only way to do that is to have young, hot, statuesque women on his arm. Eva doesn't match any of those categories.

ErikColquitt
ErikColquitt

Eva Long-Hore-ia is Old news in Hollywood.

Clooney will most likely go after a model next.

But gotta give Horia Credit.

That Sweet little Mexican Booty still has some life left in it.

curvefan
curvefan

No way Clooney trades down from Keibler to this little troll.   

Matilda classy
Matilda classy

if clooney doesnt want a go ill take it. ive been really feeling her look lately