Worst Dressed Matchup: Jessie J vs Rita Ora vs Pixie Lott at GQ Men of the Year Awards

Jessie J, Rita Ora and Pixie Lott

Wow, if you thought Emma Watson was the only one who smoked too much fashion crack & hit last night’s red carpet extravaganza at the 2013 GQ Men of the Year Awards in London, think again.

I’m sorry, but Jessie J looks like a less-skankier version of Miley Cyrus with that hairdo. As for the dress, I think it’s fairly obvious that it does absolutely nothing in terms of making her look sexy. The designer behind her dress is Persy Yaniv.

Rita Ora‘s dress looks like it was inspired by ‘The Great Gatsby’ poster—and I liked the poster, but seeing somebody wearing it simply didn’t go over well. The designer of the dress is Etro.

And finally we have Pixie Lott, who appears to think she’s still a 15-year-old going on 12. The 22-year-old singer really needs to step up her game & find a more age-appropriate dress to help showcase her amazing legs. This is something we’ll soon see Ariana Grande wearing during one of her performances. For the record, the designer of her is Christian Dior (…for kids).