MoeJackson Research: Irina Shayk Should Be On The Cover, But Kate Upton Will Cover 2014 S.I. Swimsuit Issue

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We’ve said this over & over again, but S.I. editors refuse to listen.

FYI: The Cold War is over and it’s perfectly alright to allow a Russian supermodel to cover an all-American swimsuit magazine more than once! It’s unfortunate that the political winds are blowing against Irina, but I guess that’s the world we live in. I know we’ve done this same poll a few times in the past 24 months, but it’s always fun to do it again…

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57 comments
Gabe
Gabe

I prefer Irina's body and exotic facial structure. Kate is cute, but underwhelming from the waist down.

nrkey
nrkey

Neither. One is a fridge, other a butterface (those lips, ew).

errsome
errsome

nrkey If Irina is a butterface, I can't just imagine what you'd call our kind. ;)

Gabbo
Gabbo

GrgeCdnBastardHeh, that's actually way more than most of the similar sites

McP
McP

Kate Upton hotter than Irina, that is fucking hilarious!

Obsidio
Obsidio

I will always take an all-American blonde with big tits.

lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

She would look amazing with dark hair and no makeup, naturally pretty and an excellent body.

Backwoodsman
Backwoodsman

Kate's got a really cute face.  Like her closed mouth more than Irina's (though she's a bit gummy when smiling wide).  But swimsuit model?  Nah, not really (aside from that one Beach Bunny show she did, but that was all about the jiggle).

I'm with Irina in this matchup, but I'd like to see someone else altogether.

Team Alyssa!

Gabe
Gabe

McP Backwoodsman  Honestly, if you ignore the transient break out and that upper lip hair she hadn't yet waxed, she still has great facial features and a cute nose.

McP
McP

Backwoodsman Oh yeah Kate has a hot face alright:

McP
McP

@Gabe McP Backwoodsman  I cannot ignore the acne, the 'stache, or even the mole above her lip.

skilligan
skilligan

if it is only about moving issues then Kate makes sense, she is the only one of the models mentioned that is a household name, she isn't close to being the hottest but she's very popular

Bobby
Bobby

Out of the two...Irina, absolutely NO question, I don't get why Kate is so famous besides her tits. I would love to see Xenia Deli or Rosie HW on the cover but I know that won't happen. If they put Nina on the cover I will def lose some love for SI. As much as I don't love Kate Upton, I prefer her face much more to Nina's.

Ann
Ann

I prefer brunettes so will go with Irina

ErikColquitt
ErikColquitt

Neither,

How about someone NEW like Nina Agdal or the Criminally Underrated Hilary Rhoda ( her Bod is Sick ) any one else besides who the public expects.

Ann
Ann

ErikColquitt Wow she's got a nice body alright

curvefan
curvefan

I think SI will put Nina on the cover but I find all of this consternation about what a bunch of old biddies think to be silly.  I'm also surprised that nobody has mentioned Emily Ratajkowski or Candice Swawapoel.

Gabbo
Gabbo

curvefan My guess was Emily. I wrote it in one of those instagram threads last week. Though, I'm not sure who my choices are. I don't think Candice is one of them though.

Gabbo
Gabbo

Drew_MonetI had heard that Emily is working with SI, so that instantly made her my pick with the year 2013 she had. I think Miranda's name is too high for a first timer. Emily is still pretty far down the totem pole.

lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

I'd rather see Rita Ora on the cover than these two. Upton is overrated, Irina is sexy as hell, but I've seen enough of her body.

Leena
Leena

Irina is sexy for sure but Kate has a more "real" girl next door look about her. I am going to go with Kate.

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deleted_29312251_Drew_Monet

Irina should be on the cover, the back cover, and every page in between.

No, seriously, my first choice for cover is Jessica Gomes followed closely by Alyssa Miller.

I do think it will be Nina, though. SI does like to elevate their rookie of the year quickly to the cover and Nina is a lightening rod. People either love her or hate her.

Spanglylovesheels
Spanglylovesheels

Drew_Monet Jessica Gnomes is perpetually under rated. Is it because she is like half Asian? SI might feel that the Bubbas out in the heartland won't buy the issue if it features someone not ethnically pure and blonde.

bryanzee
bryanzee

Hopeless cavemen Americans.

Kate Upton isnt even in the league below Irina.

beast
beast

Nina Agdal will be on the cover this year.

Gabe
Gabe

I prefer Irina's body and exotic facial structure. Kate is cute, but underwhelming from the waist down.

nrkey
nrkey

Neither. One is a fridge, other a butterface (those lips, ew).

errsome
errsome

@nrkey If Irina is a butterface, I can't just imagine what you'd call our kind. ;) 

McP
McP

Kate Upton hotter than Irina, that is fucking hilarious!

Obsidio
Obsidio

I will always take an all-American blonde with big tits. 

Backwoodsman
Backwoodsman

Kate's got a really cute face.  Like her closed mouth more than Irina's (though she's a bit gummy when smiling wide).  But swimsuit model?  Nah, not really (aside from that one Beach Bunny show she did, but that was all about the jiggle).

I'm with Irina in this matchup, but I'd like to see someone else altogether.

Team Alyssa!

Gabe
Gabe

@McP @Backwoodsman  Honestly, if you ignore the transient break out and that upper lip hair she hadn't yet waxed, she still has great facial features and a cute nose.

McP
McP

@Gabe @McP @Backwoodsman  I cannot ignore the acne, the 'stache, or even the mole above her lip.

skilligan
skilligan

if it is only about moving issues then Kate makes sense, she is the only one of the models mentioned that is a household name, she isn't close to being the hottest but she's very popular

Bobby
Bobby

Out of the two...Irina, absolutely NO question, I don't get why Kate is so famous besides her tits. I would love to see Xenia Deli or Rosie HW on the cover but I know that won't happen. If they put Nina on the cover I will def lose some love for SI. As much as I don't love Kate Upton, I prefer her face much more to Nina's. 

Ann
Ann

I prefer brunettes so will go with Irina

Backwoodsman
Backwoodsman

Forgot about Hilary.  She's definitely not a bad choice.

curvefan
curvefan

I think SI will put Nina on the cover but I find all of this consternation about what a bunch of old biddies think to be silly.  I'm also surprised that nobody has mentioned Emily Ratajkowski or Candice Swawapoel.  

Gabbo
Gabbo

@curvefan My guess was Emily. I wrote it in one of those instagram threads last week. Though, I'm not sure who my choices are. I don't think Candice is one of them though.

Gabbo
Gabbo

@Drew_MonetI had heard that Emily is working with SI, so that instantly made her my pick with the year 2013 she had. I think Miranda's name is too high for a first timer. Emily is still pretty far down the totem pole.

lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

I'd rather see Rita Ora on the cover than these two. Upton is overrated, Irina is sexy as hell, but I've seen enough of her body.

Ann
Ann

@lenilovesfeet Rita Ora sporting a totally new look would be a sold out issue!

lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

She would look amazing with dark hair and no makeup, naturally pretty and an excellent body.