This Week’s Funniest News: Mischa Barton Held A Press Conference About Herself

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Let’s lead with the obligatory HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

We’ll keep this very short because we know (at least that’s our assumption) that very few, if any, of you guys actually give a shit about Mischa Barton. Believe it or not, but these photos were snapped a couple days back as Mischa and her lawyer Lisa Bloom held a press conference at the Bloom Law Firm in Woodland Hills to discuss how Mischa is a victim of revenge porn by her ex-boyfriend. The dude is apparently trying to sell a video of Mischa doing naughty things behind closed doors. Her lawyer got a cease and desist order and let every one know that if you try to purchase or use the videos and/or photos you will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. Let’s face it, this video will get bought at some point, but it’s just a matter of how much Mischa wants to get paid.

52345625 Actress Mischa Barton and her lawyer Lisa Bloom holding a press conference at the Bloom Law Firm in Woodland Hills, California on March 15, 2017. Mischa is a victim of revenge porn by an ex-boyfriend who’s trying to sell nude videos of Mischa. Her lawyer got a cease and desist order and let every one know that if you try to purchase or use the videos and or photos you will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. FameFlynet, Inc – Beverly Hills, CA, USA – +1 (310) 505-9876

  • Amari

    She did get into shape again (mostly) but her face has suffered. Shame.

  • Jahrgos

    Mischa Barton sex tape? Whoopee. Save your money and just sign up for a porn website instead if you want to watch sex.

    • Spanglylovesheels

      Exactly. And let the professionals do it.

  • Lenilovesfeet

    F lister, don’t care, never have.

  • Spanglylovesheels

    Why do I care??