Get Ready For Taylor Swift’s Nonstop Self-Promo Tour Featuring New Fake Boyfriends, etc.

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As if Taylor Swift slyly attempting to upstage Monday’s total eclipse wasn’t annoying enough, get ready for the 27-year-old singer to lay it on strong over the next few weeks (if not longer) as she goes into promotional mode.

Earlier today she revealed that her next album will be titled “Reputation” and she’ll release the first single sometime tomorrow night. You can tell by the image below that Taylor lives in a bubble in which she thinks she’s the center of the universe, but then again, when you’ve had the spotlight on yourself since a very young age, you tend to develop an inflated ego in which you start to think your shit smells like roses.

To compliment this post, we’re including a batch of (mostly) leggy pics of Taylor working her mojo. I’m sure we’ll see the singer wearing very similar outfits in front of local papz as she kicks off her album promo tour.

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52143630 Singer Taylor Swift seen returning to her apartment wearing a mini skirt and no bra in New York City, New York on August 8, 2016. Taylor spent the weekend celebrating Karlie Kloss’ birthday in the Hamptons. FameFlynet, Inc – Beverly Hills, CA, USA – +1 (310) 505-9876

52166773 Newly single Taylor Swift was spotted leaving a restaurant in New York City, NY on September7, 2016. The singer and songwriter was dating actor Tom Hiddleston but the couple called it quits after three months. FameFlynet, Inc – Beverly Hills, CA, USA – +1 (310) 505-9876

  • Brandon Hanks

    Not bad! Taylor Swift still has it!!!

    • IamLegend

      Glad someone likes her, I never thought she had any “it” to start with.

      • santashelper

        Swift and Benoist are just plain, white and bland like hospital food

        • IamLegend

          A great part of what gets me about Swift is that she’s just so into her own self while jumping from guy to guy & into bed in the blink of an eye & then dumped again just to jump into yet one more bed. girl needs to take time out & learn to respect her own self & lose the attitude while she’s at it.

    • santashelper

      I answered my own question about who finds Taylor Swift attractive. Melissa Benoist isn’t that attractive either. She seems like a cool chick though but definitely not a “beauty”. Her and Swift fall into boring bland blonde category.

  • IamLegend

    I won an entire dollar in court and now it’s time to write a ten million dollar song about it and all the heart break that has caused me waaaaaaa waa waa sob sniff………..how’s the song selling with the Tween crowd? 😉

  • santashelper

    What kind of person finds taylor swift that attractive?

    She is so painfully average

  • Captain Sarcasticus

    Nice lunchbox! I had one just like that when I was a kid. The other kids had GI Joe & Transformer lunchboxes, but not me!

    That’s because we were poor.

  • JT

    Sexiest pop girl on the planet. If Taylor’s legs don’t get you going, please check your sexuality.

  • Deann MG

    My dad had 11 girlfriends until he found the right one. Surprised Taylor has time to have a relationship.