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Fear Factor With A Porn Twist

Porn Factor
Silicon City, baby

Here’s the first round of Porn Factor on this morning’s show:

After that Howard broke the news to the girls about this Porn Factor Porn Olympics that he had for them to compete in. He said that he would give the winner a $5,000 prize. He had to eliminate one girl in the first round and told them that they have to take a sausage and take in as much of it as they can. A couple of the girls said that they’d be able to take it in so Howard had them start. Mercedes was able to take in 3 1/4 inches of the sausage. Briana was up next. She took in a full 6 inches! The guys were impressed. Next up was Tera who took in 4 1/4 inches. Savanna took in 5 inches so she managed to stay in the competition. Mercedes was the first one eliminated. She tried to take that sausage in again before she left but was still only able to take in just over inches. She said she’s going to practice at home to try and get better at it. [MarksFriggin’ – 11/15/04. 7:55am]

So yes, this was the first Porn Factor ever, so it was a very special day as you can imagine. Basically the game plays very similar to the Fear Factor (soft-core porn @ its heart), except all it’s events have a sexual twist. Makes for excellent entertainment!

I know you’re all curious how this ended…

U.K. To Ban Smoking In Public Places

The British government is set to announce new and far reaching restrictions on smoking in public places to protect the health of its citizens. Within a few years, smoking will be banned in most indoor public places including restaurants, cafes, offices and factories. The reason: to protect people from the harmful affects of second hand smoke. The law will take effect over the next four years in stages. [Elites TV]

What the hell is the world coming to?! Second hand smoke kills far less people than burgers and alcohol, you ignorant bastards.

What Happened To Jennifer Love Hewitt?!

j LOVE

Jackson, admit it. You’ve spent many hours alone with JLW & now remain shocked at what you see. It’s alright man. It’s not everyday really hot chicks start lookin’ like they’ve aged 25 years & might be suffering from an eating disorder. Yesterday, it was Liv Tyler. Today: Jennifer Love Hewitt.

May their careers rest in peace.

The Violent Vibe Awards – Dre Attacked!

Snoop
Snoop curious as to why chairs are being thrown around.

Reports are sketchy, but according to eyewitnesses, as Snoop Dogg and Quincy Jones were getting ready to present Dr. Dre with the Vibe Legend Award, Dre was attacked near the stage. Witnesses said Dre was standing next to his wife when the man approached in a friendly manner, and then all of a sudden began throwing punches at the rapper/producer’s head. [MTV]

Where is the love in the rapper community? First it was the Snoop incident at the Source Awards and now this. Seriously, these guys are their own worst enemy, but at the end of the day, it’s not really their fault. The brotha quota reached such extreme levels that what happened last night is not surprising at all. Once too many brothas convene in such a small area they mistake the small area for a da hood and upon that realization, all hell breaks loose.

The organizers are wholly to blame. They really need to invite random white people to these award shows in order to help keep the brothas in check. There is just no other way to keep the peace.

The Vibe Awards Show minus the fight will air tonight @ 8 on UPN.

I found a couple really bad photos of the fight.

New Trend: Ghetto? Sexy? Or Ghetto-Sexy?

Cameron
Too much air space & too little ass!

Recently Angry Cameron Diaz & Zitney Britney have been seen flaunting their G-strings to anyone who’s not blind. First we would like to thank them. Secondly, we are curious as to what all this means? Apart from further angering Mr. Osama Bin Laden, these chicks might just be hinting at the next big trend about to overtake the western world. There are four grades to this particular style:

1. Ghetto
2. Sexy
3. Ghetto Sexy
4. And of course, ‘Please pull your shit up’ (Angry Cameron falls into this one)

Britney
Very nice-very nice.

Is Paris Sleeping With Her Ex-Brother-In-Law?

P Head
Sure seems like it. Word has gotten around to the bastardly people who love to gossip, so here’s the latest scoop.

I guess Paris has been partying nonstop with her ex-brother-in-law Todd Meister. As you know, Todd was married to Paris’ sister Nicky until just last week. Well, the two were seen passionately kissing’ at a club in Manhattan. This was the same place that Paris was seen making out with some woman whose girlfriend told Paris that she was so pretty. Paris tossed her hair back and said, I know. [Jam’n – Nov.15]

So the obvious question here is whether her course of action is dirty? I don’t think so…I think Nicky is too superficial to give a shit about any of this crap. Who gives a shit about morality?! Let’s see some scandalous photos, already!

The Homeless Look

The new style these days is to wear things that are abnormally large or small. From sunglasses to shoes to sweaters to pants, you name it & the rich, famous & superficial want it! What’s the psychology behind this new trend? That is currently being researched by our staff. For now take a look at these homeless beauties! More to come.

Liv Tyler
Is she having triplets?

MK Olsen
One of the Olsen Monkeys (M.K.) lookin’ homeless as ever. Small pants, super large sweater, the homeless hat. You gotta love it! Her buddy has potential—Girls Gone Wild potential, though.

Update: My co-workers feels all pregnant woman look like Liv, but I have to disagree.

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