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'We Have Some Planes'

That is the unfortunate title of Chapter 1 of a lenghty 13 chapter report put out yesterday by the 9/11 Commission. It’s sending chills through my body as I read it, I tell you. The report, which I have yet to read in its entirety, has an amazing amount of information that I’m sure will be priceless in the years to come.

I’ve only started to read Chapters 1, 12 & 13. Why only those chapters?

Well, Chapter 1 is filled w/ all the juicy parts about the unknown. Yes, that is a very horrible thing to say, but it’s my honest reaction when I read it. It is the unknown because I was not up in the airplane and our government has the tendency to conceal all audio & flight data from the public for sake of national security. It’s a subconscious reaction that I’m sure everyone experiences. Right?

Chapter 12 & Chapter 13 are quite possibly the most important chapters in the entire report. Everyone should at least skim through them because it’s the future! They are titled “What To Do?” & “How To Do It?,” respectively. Since terrorism is here to stay for the foreseeable future, it’s very important to read what the most powerful country in the world–the country with the largest army, largest stockpile of nuclear weapons & only God knows what else—is thinking about in terms of fighting terrorism.

Vengeance is a dish best served COLD

My roommate clued me in on this one. Pretty funny too. I’m sure the guys that frequently visit this page read this guys column all the time. I’m not so into sports so I never read ESPN. Keith (my roommate) says, “Bill Simmons is a genius!” Well, whatever he is, he writes a great column. Ladies and gentleman, please read Welcome to the Vengence Scale . There are some really good ones. #8.0 was the one my roommate told me about. #8.0, truly Vengence at its best.

DUNST DUMPS GYLLENHAAL

From the SF Gate.

Hollywood beauty Kirsten Dunst has dumped her movie hunk boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal, blaming “filming commitments.”
“Spider-Man” actress Dunst and “The Day After Tomorrow” actor Gyllenhaal had been an item for two years before the surprise split two weeks ago.

Since they began dating both Dunst and Gyllenhaal have become internationally famous, and Dunst’s role in the “Spider-Man” movies has made her one of the most recognizable actresses in the world.

An insider says, “Kirsten and Jake had been spending a lot of time apart because they both had filming commitments.
“But Jake was totally besotted with her and is devastated that she has broken up with him.
“Kirsten’s career has sky rocketed. She’s one of the hottest young actresses in Hollywood right now.
“She felt her relationship with Jake was emotionally draining and she couldn’t cope with it on top of her work. It’s very sad for Jake. He is really heartbroken.”

Poor guy.

Ching Chong Chan

Well … I decided to call my friend Jen over for this one. So Moe tells me that our beloved friend James was on North Shore monday night. As I watched, for the plot of course, lo and behold I SAW HIM!!!

First it brought me back to see the good old Pipeline Cafe was a popular spot. I did notice however that things were odd. Never once in my life, when I had gone to the Pipeline Cafe so many years ago for $2 well drinks every tuesday for two months did I see so many Caucasian people. Bottom line, every knows that North Shore is a crock. Its just fun to watch TV portray Hawaii they way they do. I mean, come on … there are NO HAWAIIAN people on the show. Now I’m not just talking like native Hawaiians, I mean the people that freakin live there. Its just so fun to see how distorted it all is. Well of course until last night. MY GOD!!! Moe you should have been there. Jen and I were rollin on the ground. I’m gonna get her to come over tonight with her digital so we can take a picture of it. Then I can post the picture tomorrow. So classic James. He looked oh soooo … DORKY as usual. He had this goofy look on his face, bobbin his head up and down. Ahhhh. I’m sure to the ladies he looked FREAKIN HOOOOT!!! But to Jen and I … we just wondered where his rickshaw was.

Bollywood Britney?!

First, some definitions for newbies. Bollywood isn’t spelled incorrectly. It’s merely the Hollywood of India (B is for Bombay—the famous city now known as Mumbai).

ok now to some hot rumor, but it comes in Swedish. haha. Who said we don’t cater to an international crowd…

“Lesbiska scener för Britney i ny Bollywoodfilm.Med tanke på den mördande kritik Britney Spears fick utstå för sin senaste skådespelarprestation i filmen “Crossroads” trodde kanske många att det skulle dröja innan filmvärlden jagade henne för nya roller.
Men enligt italienska La Repubblica förhandlar Spears manager nu om en roll i Bollywoods kommande mångmiljonproduktion – en film som handlar om tre indiska tjejer som börjar på Colombia universitet i USA.
Spears skulle spela en av deras amerikanska vänner, som hjälper dem att hitta rätt i kaotiska New York. Enligt Bollywoods lokala radio kommer filmen att innehålla flera lesbiska scener med Britney Spears, skriver La Repubblica”

We won’t leave you hanging, so a translation follows from some random person who knows both Swedish & English…

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