Author Archives: Moe

Domestication

Since I’ve been living on my own, I feel as though I have become more domesticated. Or maybe its more the fact that it has always been there, but just never given a time to shine.

I live in a townhouse with two boys. People know me as “mama bear”. Is it just boys instinct to leave things everywhere without picking them up? I’m not complaining, because I have put myself in this situation. But I am starting to realize how moms feel. I’m fuckin 25!! I don’t think I’m supposed to know what a mom feels! Glasses everywhere, mail, papers … wrapers… dishes!!! I tested it out once. Didn’t do a goddamn thing for a week. Needless to say the house was a mess!!!

Why can’t they clean the bathroom, wash dishes, or take out the garbage without being asked? I am absolutely perplexed. Dishes are dirty, wash them. Garbage is full, take it out. Why do I consantly have to ask them to do things?

My theory is this. Perhaps they came from a family where, they didn’t have to do a goddamn thing. Mom was always there to pick up after them, wash their dishes, cook, whatever. Now if this is the case, does that mean I have to take that role? Or am I allowed to nag and nag without them resenting me.

So … at the age of 25, I am now raising a 26 year old and a 30 year old.

Your thoughts would be greatly appreciated.

Wondering…

Am I the only girl on this site? I am feeling as though I am with all this sports talk and boobs and what not. Now, don’t get me wrong … I can admit that Jessica’s breasts are absolutely mezmerizing and may have possibly imagined a short lesbian interaction with her … but I feel like I’m the only girl here. Am I complaining? No. Just wondering if there are any other females out there.

The First Step – Leo Tolstoy

Ok, I�ve been meaning to post this bad boy for a while, so why not while we�re on the topic of obesity and the Atkin�s diet. This will be one of my few posts where it feels like the piece was written a long time ago, but the jist of the writing makes a lot of sense if applied to our lives. If I can succeed in applying 10% of what he writes about, I would be content. True discipline in areas of dieting, thought, exercise, etc is so hard to achieve that I�m beginning to think that you have to be born with it. I swear, it�s damn hard stuff!

By the way, this is part of a ten section piece (not as long as it sounds�just divided into sections) that I intend to slowly post up—I can only type so much & so fast. Most of you will find it corny, but it is aimed at people looking to plant the seed of change within themselves that will hopefully bear fruit later in life.

Anyway, for the few who will read it, enjoy�

Part VIII – The First Step by Leo Tolstoy

There never has been, and cannot be, a righteous life without temperance. Apart from temperance no righteous life is imaginable. The attainment of righteousness must commence with it.

I Have No Life.

Ok, I was hestitating in sharing this, but I know that some of you might want to learn, so here it is: A full tutorial on doing various tricks with poker chips! I’m trying to do the chip flip with my Goat chips Jared gave me, but I’m having no luck. Anyway, it comes with videos and all! Check it out here. And, yes, to answer your question, I am indeed a sad-sad person.

High Schoolers in the Draft

Who’s it gonna be Gav? I think signing up for the draft is the best gamble out there if you’re a good basketball player & still in high school. If you don’t make it, you go to a top notch school, only to graduate and get millions of dollars. If you make it, you get millions right off the bat!

1. Dwight Howard (Lots of eyes on this guy)
DOB: December 8, 1985
Averaged 25.0 points, 18.0 rebounds, 8.0 blocks and 3.5 assists

2. Shaun Livingston
DOB: September 11, 1985
Averaged 18.0 points, 6.2 rebounds and 5.7 assists.

3. Andris Biedrins (AHN-dris BE-a-drinsh)
DOB: April 2, 1986
Averaging 18.0 points, 8.9 rebounds and 1.9 blocks

4. Josh Smith
DOB: December 5, 1985
Averaged 25.8 points, 7.4 rebounds, 6.0 blocks and 3.0 steals

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