Meet the owner: Sheila Kelley
Teri Hatcher talked about, so I was compelled to dig a little deeper. The question at hand: What is the S Factor?
…a groundbreaking movement technique that will help you find a great new way to workout and an inspiring body attitude. The S Factor promises to empower, enlighten and change the lives of women everywhere!
Raaaaeeeeeat. To put it in simple English: Stripper 101, baby! For guys looking to get their women gifts this holiday season, I suggest you go for the 8 week curriculum which runs around $400. This is a long-term investment, alright. If you do the math, 400 bones works out to around 13 Vegas lap dances (avg price @ $30 a pop; doesn’t include cover). Now, just think about it! It will cost you ONLY 13 lap dances to unlock the door to infinite lap dances over the course of your lifetime. These days you come home from a long, hard day of robotic work to your couch and your remote control. But now, following this small investment, you can come home to your very own stripper in the privacy of your very own living room! My God! Ok-ok, it doesn’t hurt to fantasize a little, right?
If you do think about it, this $800 investment could end up biting you in the ass, too. You see, your woman could learn the moves of The Stripper & possibly upgrade your ass to someone she’s been wantin’ to sleep with for a longtime. The Man-Upgrade is a direct result of her newly discovered S Factor advantage over other fishies in the pool. So make sure you’re in a well-committed & financially stable relationship b/c I don’t want angry emails coming to me in June, 2005!
Some interesting lines from the site…
The movement we teach is intimate, beautiful and strenuous. We ask for complete confidentiality from all of our students. What happens in the class stays in the class.
Simple. There is none required. Some women take nothing off. Some women strip to their g-string. I don’t want anyone to strip beyond the g. My motto is: Do only what you feel comfortable with. The class is about introducing you to a unique and empowering workout that will change your life. It’s not about nudity.
Nudity is saved for home, baby.
What are the materials that will be required?
1. Stripping shorts (Ow! Yeah, baby!)
2. Dancer’s thong/g-string (Ow!)
3. Push-up bra (Not if you opt for the plastic surgery option)
4. T-shirt or short dress From your own closet
5. 6 inch platform heels — yes, six inch!!! (Oh God have mercy!)
Few last selling points. This could open doors and turn your living room into this. Jackson, I don’t mean orgies, alright! Now run along kids. Go and figure out a nice stripper name for your woman! Good luck, my friends!