Author Archives: Moe

Fuckin' Atkins

So I was strolling along the internet today, when lo and behold I came across this news snipet from Yahoo news.

It seems as though farmers as well as scientist think they can grow a POTATO with less carbs in it. Isn’t that absolutely ridiculous? Are we going to make everything with less carbs now? I don’t think that is going to slove the problem america has of people eating themselves to death. There are countries in this world where people die from not having enough food. It makes me sick. I feel like our country is so gluttonous
(hope thats how you spell it). We want everything in excess. I’m not trying to say that I have never been a glutton. I admit at times I am. But at least I make the concious effort everyday not to be. I just wanted to share.

Check out the full story!

Ooh…Iraqi Brothels!

Sex is truly a universal language. Arabic is far from being sexy or universal (very similar to the Vietnamese, Chinese, Korean , Vietnamese [again] and all those eastern languages EXCEPT Urdu–a.k.a. the language of loooouve). No surprises there. Anyway, here’s an interesting article summarizing why the coalition is so confused in their occupation efforts.

One More Head…

“The South Korean government vowed Monday to proceed with plans to send 3,000 more troops to Iraq despite a threat by militants to cut off the head of a South Korean hostage, who begged for his life in a videotape.”
Truly a sad-sad situation. This was in an article talking about the 4 soldiers recently ambushed inside a walled compound. Read the story here.

Sleeping With Paris

Sleeping With Paris
Am I the only person in this world who hasn’t had a piece of Paris? God damn it! This snap is from The MTV Movie Awards last week. Photographer: A guy named Arjan runs the site I’m linked to (click photo). I think he’s a freelace photographer & writer. Very nice, indeed.

Quickie Posts!

As you guys probably noticed, I moved around stuff on the site in order to add a little section in the right column. This is a section particularly for those little posts that you don’t want to spend doing a 20 minute write-up on. I’m talking about quick links to websites, take shots @ someone, posting a quick LITTLE photo of someone hot, etc, etc.

In order to post stuff into this colum, just choose “A Quickie” category (the first one on the list of categories) when doing your write up. Only the body will show up, but take consideration in appropriately titling your entries. From all I can tell you post anything that you would be able to post in a normal post.

Some problems that need fixing:
1. The way it looks. I’m looking to make it more compact.
2. I don’t new entries into the right column to show up on our list of new posts on the left column. Waiting patiently for someone to figure out a solution!

Other than that, if you guys see something, please let me know.

Ok, I hope you guys all doing well!

Beheading of an Innocent Man

Bush’s response to the beheading of Paul Marshall Johnson Jr.:

“And it should remind us that we must pursue these people and bring them to justice before they hurt other Americans,” the president said. “See, they’re trying to intimidate America. They’re trying to shake our will. They’re trying to get us to retreat from the world. America will not retreat. America will not be intimidated by these kinds of extremist thugs. May God bless Paul Johnson.”

“May God bless [fill name here].” Does that phrase have meaning to our society anymore? It is a common template used @ the end of overly dramatic and mostly useless speeches, as well as used and abused when remembering the dead. We could spend days and days God blessing everyone who dies, but does that solve our inherent problem? Does anyone of these men & women turn around and ask, “hey, you know, we say that phrase a lot for all these dying people. Can we do something to stop all these deaths”? Of course they don’t! Why ask unnecessary questions when you can scrub the dirt under the carpet with a simple phrase that has the word God in it? I’m sorry if this sounds a little harsh, but it is the truth as I see it.

Personality Type: The Jetta Driver

Aaah, The Jetta. I think the cars are synonymous with the words, “I want one of those” in the female and homosexual communities. Don’t get me wrong now, I love & respect both communities, but let’s not kid ourselves, the Jetta is not a car for the normal guy. That is, if the normal guy is not a chump.

This is not a Personality Type on the Chump (I’ll try to get Jackson to do a Personality Type on the Chump), but one on the drivers of Jettas.

The Jetta is a classic car for your typical chump on the prowl for women (that is, women who are in high school or early years of college). Why? Very simple. Because you have something they want. It’s the same with other wonders of the world…money, large house, cute puppy, large penis, etc etc. You have something. They want a piece! The closest thing to owning a Jetta is being close to someone who has one. The chump gets what he wants. The woman gets her desires fulfilled. Very simple concept, indeed.

Oh, The Inhumanity!

I couldn’t handle the beating by the beginning of the 4th. It got so painful that I switched channels & listened to Mr. Chandra Muzaffar speak for 30 mins on Globalization (Don’t question my L.L.-Laker Loyalty, alright. It was for health reasons).

In all my life, I have never seen Phil Jackson so helpless. That tells you right there, people, Phil is used to Michael Jordan coming to rescue and making his coach look good.

I’ll analyze the game once the pain wears off a little. The last thing I want to think about is why we were down by 26!

Now you may commence the verbal beatings (i.e. “I told you so,” “I knew the Lakers sucked,” etc, etc)

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