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Hilton Sisters @ HQ x5 Opening

Here are some photos from the HQ x5 store opening in NYC.
These pics are rather large, but usefully large. I think Paris and Niki are beautiful girls & in these pics they are actually NOT dressed like sluts, so that’s definitely a good thing. Elegance is better than skankiness any day of the week (ok-ok, maybe 6 out of 7 days).

Hilton Sisters
See, what I mean? They actually look good.

Paris Head Shot
Look at the HORRIBLE nose job (her nose in the front is like like falling off her face). Notice the brown spot the right side of her lips. Badly concealed.

Lookin’ Nice
I think this is her best photo. Apart from that annoying brown spot and the nose, she’s very beautiful.

Crush of the Week

As all of you may or may not know. I live a sad sad life. I wake up, I go to work, I come home, maybe I go to the gym, and then I sit and watch countless hours of television. You name it, I think I’ve at least seen one episode. Since its summer all the tv shows are playing re-runs or what not. Nothing that good to watch. So what did I pick up? TV on dvds. Yup, during regular season you watch all the shows you watch, then on the off season you rent or buy the dvds of the other shows you didn’t watch. See how it all works out? And then if you have TiVo everything you wanted to watch will be handy.

What have I picked up? CSI. Goddamn its a good show. I have already admitted to being a nerd and now I will admit to being a science nerd. Sigh. I started watching half way through season 3 on tv. After three episodes I wanted to be a CSI. What did I do? I went down to my local Forensic Lab to check it out for myself. Needless to say, it wasn’t as glamourous as I thought it would be. And more importantly there was no Warrick Brown.


It's Official! Shaq is a Bastard!

Shaq is gone. There is definite Heat between the franchise & O’neal. He’s bloody threatening to take a lot of Lakers players to Miami along with him! “He said forwards Karl Malone and Robert Horry want to play in Miami, and guard Gary Payton might be interested.”
All hell is breaking loose:
-Malone is rumored to go to the Spurs.
-Gary is up in the air.
-Kobe needs to leave so that the Lakers can have to wiggle room under the cap.
-Lakers need to acquire Jason Kidd; Apparently he’s a little pissed @ how the franchise traded away PF Kenyon!

God Have Mercy!


Ok so I am extremely bored right now at work and I have stumbled upon Dave Chappelle’s page for his show on comdey central. The coolest thing about his site? You can pick from four different beats and then mix in some of his famous quotes and stuff. I found it quite hilarious. I suggest Hip-Hop and his Lil Jon. Whaaaaat? Hip-Hop and Rick James ain’t bad either.

Ratings – Jessica "Marry Me" Alba

Beautiful Ms. Alba
I could end my rating just with her photo, but I will not. I will do my best to put her beauty into words.

First, my rating: 7.8

Skull Structure: Similar to Angelina Jolie & ‘that’ Egyptian princess—you know, the ones who wore those golden Sphinx crowns & had long necks. I’m forgetting the name of the really beautiful one.

Yes, I’m a little bias with my score. Why? The lips. She’s looks like one of Angelina Jolie’s illegitimate children, but how can that be? Angelina Jolie, first of all, is crazy & secondly, she’s in her 30s, so logically Jessie cannot be one of her offspring. With this offspring question nagging me, I tried to find a photo of the parents, but no luck. Sorry, all you Alba stalkers.

Anyway, I digress. Where were we? Oh yes, the all mighty lips. Ms. Alba’s lips make me wonder whether she has ever gotten surgery, but then I zoom out from her lips to indulge on her entire face and see the ageless innocence in her eyes. My conclusion: She either has a very good surgeon or she has not gotten any surgery. This is Hollywood. Anything’s possible, baby.

Meet Our Visitors

In no particular order, here are some search strings people use to land onto our Lame site….

1. Jessica Simpsons Breast size
2. you got beef vietnamese gang music
3. ashlee simpson boobs [note: we’re a Simpson family website]
4. where is Ashlee Simpsons apartment located [note: This must be Samantha]
5. jackson wang blog
6. sexy stories or bad time stories in urdu language
7. Where is the apartment complex ashlee simpson lives in? [note: sick bastards!]
8. what hair dye did ashlee simpson use
9. baby fat and sexy and pic -cent -porn -nude -naked -food -children -breast [Note: By far one of the sickest ones]
10. naked pics of cameran the girl from the real world mtv [Note: Jackson, is this you? haha]

My analysis (It’ll be funny to hear yours’, as well): Our audience mainly consists of 10-15 year old girls, pervert boys, pervert men, little Vietnamese boys who want to be gangsters, Secret Vietnamese Militia members in the US and in Vietnam, Vietnam Nationals, and last but not least, someone who wants to know where Ashlee Simpson lives (a stalker, possibly?).

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