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Bradley Cooper Lets Irina Shayk Get Some Fresh Air

Irina Shayk seen leaving a hotel in Barcelona

These latest photos were snapped earlier today as Irina was seen leaving her hotel in Barcelona.

If you haven’t already heard, the beautiful Irina Shayk finally found a man worthy of her body and that lucky man is Bradley Cooper (damn him to hell). After wasting away a critical period of her prime years with Cristiano Ronaldo, it appears Irina is now thinking more long-term—possibly even marriage (God forbid it ever comes to that). It’s very likely that Cristiano’s rumored bisexuality (not that there is anything wrong with that) was making things difficult.

We’re going to assume that Bradley is playing the Leonardo DiCaprio Relationship Card, so we doubt he’d fall into the marriage trap so easily—unless, of course, marriage is one of the conditions BEFORE Irina allows Bradley to touch her behind closed doors (highly doubtful, but still a possibility).

We hate to do our marriage public service announcement again, but we as always, we recommend extended relationships that eventually fizzle out or in the worst case scenario, an extended engagement that will also fizzles out. Sadly, the common thread that joins all romantic relationships is a very weak one—and in most cases, one that fizzles out.

And finally, if you ever wondered what Bradley Cooper gets to see when he first wakes up, here’s a photo that provides a helpful hint…

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Gwen Stefani Pimps Adidas On Her Catwalk Thru LAX

Gwen Stefani Catches A Flight At LAX

I’ll be honest, at first I thought it was Rita Ora, but upon closer inspection, it’s Gwen (I think).

With that said, considering Gwen Stefani & her team are fairly savvy, I think it’s safe to assume these are somewhat staged, but who knows? Maybe she was in the mood for some classic Adidas-flavored streetwear?

These were snapped earlier today as the singer & fashionista jetted off from LAX. For those of you who missed the big news, Gwen will be performing with her old band No Doubt at Rock in Rio USA in May, 2015.

Madeline Brewer Had Fun At Chateau Marmont

Madeline Brewer

Madeline Brewer of Netflix’s “Hemlock Grove” attended the Vanity Fair party at Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood. While leaving she suffered a wardrobe malfunction while leaving with friends. Additionally, Madeline was photogrpahed falling to the ground, getting some assistance back to her feet. We can assume that Madeline will also be apart of the third and final season of “Hemlock Grove” scheduled to premiere later this year.

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