Category Archives: Bastardly Product Placements

Sisters Gigi And Bella Hadid Meet For Lunch In Beverly Hills

Gigi And Bella Hadid Spotted Out For Lunch In Beverly HillsPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

It’s somewhat comforting to know that Gigi quickly overcame her momentary blip of psychological misjudgement causing her to date one of the douchebag-Jonas brothers before she became another headline statistic (i.e. “Joe Jonas Dumps Gigi For [Insert New Model’s Name Here]”).

Gigi not only kicked him to the curb, but she also had a secretive PR campaign pushing her impending relationship with One Direction dropout Zayn Malik, making it seem like she rose up to turn the tables on Joe Jonas by dumping him for somebody else. To be honest, who knows what’s actually going on behind of a raging bonfire comprising of oversized egos & social media-fueled insecurities? All we know is that Joe Jonas will get his revenge one way or another (maybe he’ll start dating Gigi’s sister Bella?)

These photos were snapped yesterday as the sisters were spotted out for a late lunch at Il Pastaio in Beverly Hills. Who here has actually eaten at Il Pastaio?

Kylie Jenner Rocks Adidas & Nike AT THE SAME TIME!

Kylie JennerPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

Kylie Jenner was spotted at a production studio in Sherman Oaks. Normally we’d see Kylie decked out in all Adidas but this time she decided to rock a pair of Jordans instead. Not that Kylie has an endorsement deal with Adidas that we know about but we’re sure that they’ll be interested in taking care of that like James Harden. Also, did you know that there’s an offical Kylie app on iTunes? That’s all we’re gonna say about that.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Is Today’s Parking Lot Catwalker

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Hits The GymPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

Here’s supermodel-turned-actress Rosie Huntington-Whiteley hitting up the gym in West Hollywood with her stylish glass bottle (can you get any more high maintenance than a glass gym bottle?!). Anyway, you’d think she’d be busy doing fashion show stuff at the London Fashion Week going down right now, but it appears Rosie’s taking a pass this year.

Khloe Kardashian Pimps Body-Hugging Adidas Catsuit At The Airport

Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian Arriving On A Flight At LAXPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

Now here’s an outfit I can see becoming very popular with the bootiliciously big & tall community of women. I hate to admit it, I really like how those three lines cruise around Khloe’s freakishly curvy body.

These latest photos were snapped late last night as Khloe & sister Kourtney were spotted arriving on a flight at LAX. The two sisters were returning from NYC after attending NY Fashion Week.

Miley Cyrus is Today’s Parking Lot Catwalker

Exclusive... Miley Cyrus & A Friend Spotted Out In CalabasasPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

Here’s Miley cruising around with her dog in Calabasas following a workout session. The 22-year-old former Disney star continues to use shock & tactics in what appears to be a desperate attempt to keep herself in the limelight (did you see her new shoot for W magazine?). I thought Miley could do some damage to Taylor Swift by now, but unfortunately Taylor’s looking unstoppable these days.

Eddie Murphy & Paige Butcher Made A Coffee Bean Run!

Exclusive... Eddie Murphy & Paige Butcher Stop By Coffee BeanPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

Following a brief stint at Starbucks Coffee, it appears that longtime couple Eddie Murphy & Paige Butcher have officially kissed & made up with Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf. The lovebirds haven’t been spotted at a Starbucks location for their past few coffee runs. Was it Paige who forced the change or is Starbucks refusing to meet Eddie’s Product Placement fees?

And, in other news, as you guys probably heard, Eddie’s long awaited “Beverly Hills Cop 4” film will be waiting a little longer, as it was recently taken off of Paramount’s release schedule. I have nothing against the “Beverly Hills Cop” series, but Eddie needs to screw sequels and work on something completely new. Not to knock on today’s comedians, but I think Eddie’s still probably in the Top 5 when it comes to standup acts (assuming he’s still doing them).

Exclusive... Eddie Murphy & Paige Butcher Stop By Coffee BeanPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

NYC: Queen Candice Gets Her Workout On! Rocks Nike, Supra & Under Armour

Candice Swanepoel seen out and about in Soho, NYCPhoto Credit: Pacific Coast News

Normally Candice is kind enough to pimp at least one Victoria’s Secret item, so I almost thought she strapped on her lingerie life jacket & jumped off the VS cruise ship (she’s still an Angel!) like a couple other models in the past year (i.e. Doutzen & Karlie).

I feel like Candice is a more loyal breed—kind of like Alessandra Ambrosio & Adriana Lima. She’s truly passionate about what she does & as an added bonus, she loves the people she works with, so why change it all up for a few extra bucks?

Emmy Rossum Buys Two Drinks At Starbucks

Emmy RossumPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

Emyy Rossum stops by Starbucks while out and about in West Hollywood. Emmy recently revealed to Shalom Life that her mother bestowed her with “the Jewish code of ethics and morals. That stays with me very strongly every day. I enjoy having Shabbat dinner with my close friends, even though it is not something I grew up doing weekly.” Get ready for season six of “Shameless” but more importantly Emmy’s breasts in 2016.

Dakota Fanning Shows Off Her Flat Stomach In NYC

Dakota Fanning Shows Off Her Flat Stomach In NYCPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

In an attempt to balance things out following the Jonah Hill post, it’s only fitting we post somebody closer to the other end of the body mass spectrum.

Actress Dakota Fanning was seen carrying a large piece of cardboard while out & about running errands in the city earlier today. To the delight of all you dudes who have a thing of extremely pasty, skinny chicks, Dakota was wearing a short black top which showed off her flat stomach! Who’s digging this?

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