Category Archives: Bastardly Product Placements

Miley Cyrus is Today’s Parking Lot Catwalker

Exclusive... Miley Cyrus & A Friend Spotted Out In CalabasasPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

Here’s Miley cruising around with her dog in Calabasas following a workout session. The 22-year-old former Disney star continues to use shock & tactics in what appears to be a desperate attempt to keep herself in the limelight (did you see her new shoot for W magazine?). I thought Miley could do some damage to Taylor Swift by now, but unfortunately Taylor’s looking unstoppable these days.

Eddie Murphy & Paige Butcher Made A Coffee Bean Run!

Exclusive... Eddie Murphy & Paige Butcher Stop By Coffee BeanPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

Following a brief stint at Starbucks Coffee, it appears that longtime couple Eddie Murphy & Paige Butcher have officially kissed & made up with Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf. The lovebirds haven’t been spotted at a Starbucks location for their past few coffee runs. Was it Paige who forced the change or is Starbucks refusing to meet Eddie’s Product Placement fees?

And, in other news, as you guys probably heard, Eddie’s long awaited “Beverly Hills Cop 4” film will be waiting a little longer, as it was recently taken off of Paramount’s release schedule. I have nothing against the “Beverly Hills Cop” series, but Eddie needs to screw sequels and work on something completely new. Not to knock on today’s comedians, but I think Eddie’s still probably in the Top 5 when it comes to standup acts (assuming he’s still doing them).

Exclusive... Eddie Murphy & Paige Butcher Stop By Coffee BeanPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

NYC: Queen Candice Gets Her Workout On! Rocks Nike, Supra & Under Armour

Candice Swanepoel seen out and about in Soho, NYCPhoto Credit: Pacific Coast News

Normally Candice is kind enough to pimp at least one Victoria’s Secret item, so I almost thought she strapped on her lingerie life jacket & jumped off the VS cruise ship (she’s still an Angel!) like a couple other models in the past year (i.e. Doutzen & Karlie).

I feel like Candice is a more loyal breed—kind of like Alessandra Ambrosio & Adriana Lima. She’s truly passionate about what she does & as an added bonus, she loves the people she works with, so why change it all up for a few extra bucks?

Emmy Rossum Buys Two Drinks At Starbucks

Emmy RossumPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

Emyy Rossum stops by Starbucks while out and about in West Hollywood. Emmy recently revealed to Shalom Life that her mother bestowed her with “the Jewish code of ethics and morals. That stays with me very strongly every day. I enjoy having Shabbat dinner with my close friends, even though it is not something I grew up doing weekly.” Get ready for season six of “Shameless” but more importantly Emmy’s breasts in 2016.

Dakota Fanning Shows Off Her Flat Stomach In NYC

Dakota Fanning Shows Off Her Flat Stomach In NYCPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

In an attempt to balance things out following the Jonah Hill post, it’s only fitting we post somebody closer to the other end of the body mass spectrum.

Actress Dakota Fanning was seen carrying a large piece of cardboard while out & about running errands in the city earlier today. To the delight of all you dudes who have a thing of extremely pasty, skinny chicks, Dakota was wearing a short black top which showed off her flat stomach! Who’s digging this?

BREAKING! Eddie Murphy & Paige Butcher Go Back To Coffee Bean!!

Exclusive... Eddie Murphy & Paige Butcher Grabbing A Coffee In Studio CityPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

And finally, in developing celebrity coffee establishment news, it appears Eddie & his trophy girlfriend Paige Butcher have decided to ditch Starbucks go back to Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf. Damn, did their contract with Starbucks run out or what? It seemed like Eddie & Paige were newly reformed members of the Church of Starbucks for a few months. I think Starbucks will need to start slipping fatter checks to Paige in order to woo Eddie back to their cafes.

Bradley Cooper Lets Irina Shayk Get Some Fresh Air

Irina Shayk seen leaving a hotel in Barcelona

These latest photos were snapped earlier today as Irina was seen leaving her hotel in Barcelona.

If you haven’t already heard, the beautiful Irina Shayk finally found a man worthy of her body and that lucky man is Bradley Cooper (damn him to hell). After wasting away a critical period of her prime years with Cristiano Ronaldo, it appears Irina is now thinking more long-term—possibly even marriage (God forbid it ever comes to that). It’s very likely that Cristiano’s rumored bisexuality (not that there is anything wrong with that) was making things difficult.

We’re going to assume that Bradley is playing the Leonardo DiCaprio Relationship Card, so we doubt he’d fall into the marriage trap so easily—unless, of course, marriage is one of the conditions BEFORE Irina allows Bradley to touch her behind closed doors (highly doubtful, but still a possibility).

We hate to do our marriage public service announcement again, but we as always, we recommend extended relationships that eventually fizzle out or in the worst case scenario, an extended engagement that will also fizzles out. Sadly, the common thread that joins all romantic relationships is a very weak one—and in most cases, one that fizzles out.

And finally, if you ever wondered what Bradley Cooper gets to see when he first wakes up, here’s a photo that provides a helpful hint…

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