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Emmy Rossum Buys Two Drinks At Starbucks

Emmy RossumPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

Emyy Rossum stops by Starbucks while out and about in West Hollywood. Emmy recently revealed to Shalom Life that her mother bestowed her with “the Jewish code of ethics and morals. That stays with me very strongly every day. I enjoy having Shabbat dinner with my close friends, even though it is not something I grew up doing weekly.” Get ready for season six of “Shameless” but more importantly Emmy’s breasts in 2016.

Dakota Fanning Shows Off Her Flat Stomach In NYC

Dakota Fanning Shows Off Her Flat Stomach In NYCPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

In an attempt to balance things out following the Jonah Hill post, it’s only fitting we post somebody closer to the other end of the body mass spectrum.

Actress Dakota Fanning was seen carrying a large piece of cardboard while out & about running errands in the city earlier today. To the delight of all you dudes who have a thing of extremely pasty, skinny chicks, Dakota was wearing a short black top which showed off her flat stomach! Who’s digging this?

BREAKING! Eddie Murphy & Paige Butcher Go Back To Coffee Bean!!

Exclusive... Eddie Murphy & Paige Butcher Grabbing A Coffee In Studio CityPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

And finally, in developing celebrity coffee establishment news, it appears Eddie & his trophy girlfriend Paige Butcher have decided to ditch Starbucks go back to Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf. Damn, did their contract with Starbucks run out or what? It seemed like Eddie & Paige were newly reformed members of the Church of Starbucks for a few months. I think Starbucks will need to start slipping fatter checks to Paige in order to woo Eddie back to their cafes.

Bradley Cooper Lets Irina Shayk Get Some Fresh Air

Irina Shayk seen leaving a hotel in Barcelona

These latest photos were snapped earlier today as Irina was seen leaving her hotel in Barcelona.

If you haven’t already heard, the beautiful Irina Shayk finally found a man worthy of her body and that lucky man is Bradley Cooper (damn him to hell). After wasting away a critical period of her prime years with Cristiano Ronaldo, it appears Irina is now thinking more long-term—possibly even marriage (God forbid it ever comes to that). It’s very likely that Cristiano’s rumored bisexuality (not that there is anything wrong with that) was making things difficult.

We’re going to assume that Bradley is playing the Leonardo DiCaprio Relationship Card, so we doubt he’d fall into the marriage trap so easily—unless, of course, marriage is one of the conditions BEFORE Irina allows Bradley to touch her behind closed doors (highly doubtful, but still a possibility).

We hate to do our marriage public service announcement again, but we as always, we recommend extended relationships that eventually fizzle out or in the worst case scenario, an extended engagement that will also fizzles out. Sadly, the common thread that joins all romantic relationships is a very weak one—and in most cases, one that fizzles out.

And finally, if you ever wondered what Bradley Cooper gets to see when he first wakes up, here’s a photo that provides a helpful hint…

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Gwen Stefani Pimps Adidas On Her Catwalk Thru LAX

Gwen Stefani Catches A Flight At LAX

I’ll be honest, at first I thought it was Rita Ora, but upon closer inspection, it’s Gwen (I think).

With that said, considering Gwen Stefani & her team are fairly savvy, I think it’s safe to assume these are somewhat staged, but who knows? Maybe she was in the mood for some classic Adidas-flavored streetwear?

These were snapped earlier today as the singer & fashionista jetted off from LAX. For those of you who missed the big news, Gwen will be performing with her old band No Doubt at Rock in Rio USA in May, 2015.

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