Category Archives: Bikini Pics

Breaking News! Caprice Bourret Stretches @ the Pool!! Ow!!

Is it because I’m really unlucky that I’ve never been to a pool where hot chicks do stretches in their bikini? Rock on, Caprice! Let’s hope this is a growing trend @ public pools across the world.

For those of you who don’t know who much about Caprice, here’s a what our friends @ the Wiki have to say…

Caprice Valerie Bourret (born October 24, 1971)[1] is an American fashion model and actress. Much of her career has been in the United Kingdom where she is often known by her first name.


In 2001, Bourret released her first single as a pop singer, “Once around the Sun”, which was co-written by ’90s star Chesney Hawkes.

Bourret is also moving into an acting career, having appeared on stage in London in The Vagina Monologues and Rent. She has also appeared in the low-budget films Hollywood Flies, Nailing Vienna, and Jinxed In Love. [Wikipedia]

Would You Like To Be Pamela Anderson's Kid?

Just like I want to win Angelina Jolie’s Super Ultra Mega Adoption Super Lottery, I wouldn’t mind sampling a little of Pamela Anderson’s maternal side. I mean, your life would involve watching your mom whore herself (I admit, slightly painful for a while, but that will fade w/ over exposure), but it will also involve hanging around hot chicks (who’ll already know that Tommy Lee was your daddy), traveling on someone else’s tab & God knows what else.

Regardless, please give your Bastardly take on this. Should we feel bad for the little buggers or be envious of their cracked-out lifestyle?

Ana Belen looks good in a bikini too!

Who the hell is Ana Belen…really, I don’t know but with Marissa Miller’s awesome bikini pictures in yesterday’s links I figure I’d keep with the theme today. Anyways, hopefully you find her as hot as these links from The Bastardly Gossip Network!

Marissa Miller is quite the specimen.
Julia Diaco is on fire!
Is Al about to fire Star Jones?

Paris Hilton is a myth.
Paris Hilton has low standards.
Lindsay Lohan vs. Paris Hilton.

Meet Pamela Anderson…Rock?
The 25 Biggest Wusses In Music.
Carson Daly looks weird.
Nelly Furtado is promiscuous about bisexuality.
Beyonce’s B’Day Album Cover.

Mischa Barton in talks for Desperate Housewives role.
Prove Steve Urkel’s Not Dead Make $1,000.

K-Fed at the Teen Choice Awards.
Christina Aguilera forgot her bra.
Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro are DONE!

Lady Isabella Hervey Desperately Needs New Boobs & Food

The Lady Isabella Frederica Louisa Hervey (born 9 March 1982) is a British socialite and model/actress. She is the daughter of the 6th Marquess of Bristol and his third wife Yvonne Marie Sutton, half-sister of the 7th Marquess of Bristol, and Lord Nicholas Hervey, both deceased, and sister of the 8th Marquess of Bristol and Lady Victoria Hervey. [Wikipedia]

I want to be a British socialite and model/actor too, damn it!!! Also, I’m surprised that Lady Iz doesn’t have some boytoy holding that drink (see below).

Sexy & Naked Leilani Dowding Showing Off Her Boobs @ The Beach. Oww!!

Jackson featured Ms. Dowding in one of his Bastardly Minutes posts, so make sure you check that out. Secondly, we’ve emailed her a couple times for one of our ultra-exclusive Bastardly Interviews, but she has refused to respond (for some odd reason). Leilani, honey, please don’t be shy b/c Jackson won’t bite you (…in the wrong places!)

OK, w/ that in hand, please enjoy the sight of her juicy naturals on some random beach. I think she’s doing a photo shoot, but I want to make the Bastardly assumption that Leilani loves the Bastardly Art of Topless Rollerblading. Yummmmm-meeee!!

Socialite Whore Victoria Silvstedt Selling ManWash Lube

Victoria, the Horndogg Community loves you!! Everyone please show your support by bagging some ManWash.

Jessica Biel Bikini Pictures
Michelle Rodriguez is on the Beach
Katharine McPhee Bails on Idol Tour

How to look famous
Suri Cruise Does Not Exist
UseMyComputer features the Virgin Adriana
The Tuna was seriously ON today!! Check out Rachel Hunter Bikini Pictures, too!!

Keira Knightley Just Isn’t Into Her Boyfriend
Some Lame Diana Ross News
Kathy Grifffin’s Life On The D-For-Divorce-List
Ashley Judd reveals her lousy treatment for depression

11 Bad-Good Horror Movies You Need To See
Shannen Doherty on The View!
Keira Knightley and her Sunken Pirates Chest
Gillian Anderson doesn’t Want To Believe in The X-Files 2

JT’s SexyBack Not So Hot
Kate Moss Snorts Coke, Earns More
Anne Hathaway: The Carpenter?

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