Bastardly Breaking News! Asia Argento wears black bikini today!
Yesterday we saw Asia Argento at the beach in a colorful number…today she comes back to us wearing a black piece. How many bikinis does the average woman own!?!??!
Yesterday we saw Asia Argento at the beach in a colorful number…today she comes back to us wearing a black piece. How many bikinis does the average woman own!?!??!
We’re almost finished w/ this thing, so hang in there my Bastardly Horndoggs.
Here are the stats from previous heats:
Heat C Chicks
Winner: Hooters Girl #13
Runner up: Hooters Girl #81
Heat B Chicks
Winner: Hooters Girl #20
Runner up: Hooters Girl #82
Heat A Chicks
Winner: Hooters Girl #30.
Runner up: Hooters Girl #90
For those of you who have no idea what it’s like to pull a Victoria Silvstedt, please see this post. We should say that this is NSFW (unless you work in a whore house, of course).
To a smaller degree on how older sister Paris invaded Spain, Nicky Hilton decided to infect the local pool with whatever she’s carrying…she probably pees in the pool too!
Who can ever forget Stephanie Seymour in the music video for November Rain…classic. She’s not quite 40 yet like Monica Bellucci but according to awesome folks at wikipedia she just turned 38 this past weekend.
Really, I have nothing more to say besides stating the obvious. Just enjoy these snaps of her while (you folks on the east coast) enjoy your lunch hour or (on the west coast) get your day started…
Is it because I’m really unlucky that I’ve never been to a pool where hot chicks do stretches in their bikini? Rock on, Caprice! Let’s hope this is a growing trend @ public pools across the world.
For those of you who don’t know who much about Caprice, here’s a what our friends @ the Wiki have to say…
Caprice Valerie Bourret (born October 24, 1971)[1] is an American fashion model and actress. Much of her career has been in the United Kingdom where she is often known by her first name.
[…]
In 2001, Bourret released her first single as a pop singer, “Once around the Sun”, which was co-written by ’90s star Chesney Hawkes.
Bourret is also moving into an acting career, having appeared on stage in London in The Vagina Monologues and Rent. She has also appeared in the low-budget films Hollywood Flies, Nailing Vienna, and Jinxed In Love. [Wikipedia]
Just like I want to win Angelina Jolie’s Super Ultra Mega Adoption Super Lottery, I wouldn’t mind sampling a little of Pamela Anderson’s maternal side. I mean, your life would involve watching your mom whore herself (I admit, slightly painful for a while, but that will fade w/ over exposure), but it will also involve hanging around hot chicks (who’ll already know that Tommy Lee was your daddy), traveling on someone else’s tab & God knows what else.
Regardless, please give your Bastardly take on this. Should we feel bad for the little buggers or be envious of their cracked-out lifestyle?
Who the hell is Ana Belen…really, I don’t know but with Marissa Miller’s awesome bikini pictures in yesterday’s links I figure I’d keep with the theme today. Anyways, hopefully you find her as hot as these links from The Bastardly Gossip Network!
–Marissa Miller is quite the specimen.
–Julia Diaco is on fire!
–Is Al about to fire Star Jones?
–Paris Hilton is a myth.
–Paris Hilton has low standards.
–Lindsay Lohan vs. Paris Hilton.
–Meet Pamela Anderson…Rock?
–The 25 Biggest Wusses In Music.
–Carson Daly looks weird.
–Nelly Furtado is promiscuous about bisexuality.
–Beyonce’s B’Day Album Cover.
–Mischa Barton in talks for Desperate Housewives role.
–Prove Steve Urkel’s Not Dead Make $1,000.
–K-Fed at the Teen Choice Awards.
–Christina Aguilera forgot her bra.
–Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro are DONE!