Who can ever forget Stephanie Seymour in the music video for November Rain…classic. She’s not quite 40 yet like Monica Bellucci but according to awesome folks at wikipedia she just turned 38 this past weekend.
Category Archives: Bikini Pics
Really, I have nothing more to say besides stating the obvious. Just enjoy these snaps of her while (you folks on the east coast) enjoy your lunch hour or (on the west coast) get your day started…
Is it because I’m really unlucky that I’ve never been to a pool where hot chicks do stretches in their bikini? Rock on, Caprice! Let’s hope this is a growing trend @ public pools across the world.
For those of you who don’t know who much about Caprice, here’s a what our friends @ the Wiki have to say…
Caprice Valerie Bourret (born October 24, 1971) is an American fashion model and actress. Much of her career has been in the United Kingdom where she is often known by her first name.
In 2001, Bourret released her first single as a pop singer, “Once around the Sun”, which was co-written by ’90s star Chesney Hawkes.
Bourret is also moving into an acting career, having appeared on stage in London in The Vagina Monologues and Rent. She has also appeared in the low-budget films Hollywood Flies, Nailing Vienna, and Jinxed In Love. [Wikipedia]
Just like I want to win Angelina Jolie’s Super Ultra Mega Adoption Super Lottery, I wouldn’t mind sampling a little of Pamela Anderson’s maternal side. I mean, your life would involve watching your mom whore herself (I admit, slightly painful for a while, but that will fade w/ over exposure), but it will also involve hanging around hot chicks (who’ll already know that Tommy Lee was your daddy), traveling on someone else’s tab & God knows what else.
Regardless, please give your Bastardly take on this. Should we feel bad for the little buggers or be envious of their cracked-out lifestyle?
Who the hell is Ana Belen…really, I don’t know but with Marissa Miller’s awesome bikini pictures in yesterday’s links I figure I’d keep with the theme today. Anyways, hopefully you find her as hot as these links from The Bastardly Gossip Network!
The Lady Isabella Frederica Louisa Hervey (born 9 March 1982) is a British socialite and model/actress. She is the daughter of the 6th Marquess of Bristol and his third wife Yvonne Marie Sutton, half-sister of the 7th Marquess of Bristol, and Lord Nicholas Hervey, both deceased, and sister of the 8th Marquess of Bristol and Lady Victoria Hervey. [Wikipedia]
I want to be a British socialite and model/actor too, damn it!!! Also, I’m surprised that Lady Iz doesn’t have some boytoy holding that drink (see below).
Jackson featured Ms. Dowding in one of his Bastardly Minutes posts, so make sure you check that out. Secondly, we’ve emailed her a couple times for one of our ultra-exclusive Bastardly Interviews, but she has refused to respond (for some odd reason). Leilani, honey, please don’t be shy b/c Jackson won’t bite you (…in the wrong places!)
OK, w/ that in hand, please enjoy the sight of her juicy naturals on some random beach. I think she’s doing a photo shoot, but I want to make the Bastardly assumption that Leilani loves the Bastardly Art of Topless Rollerblading. Yummmmm-meeee!!
Damn those animal floats!! They always get all the lovin’!
Horndogg Research: If you want to learn more about Emma Battersby, head over to the trusty Wikipedia!
UPDATE: This Emma B is not the same as the one that works for BBC Radio. My bad. I don’t live in England, so sue me…
Victoria, the Horndogg Community loves you!! Everyone please show your support by bagging some ManWash.
Jackson did a post on her last week in which was looking hot while multi-tasking.
These snaps come from a 4th of July party thrown on some beach in Malibu courtesy of Lindsay Lohan & Co. Enjoy.