Just like I want to win Angelina Jolie’s Super Ultra Mega Adoption Super Lottery, I wouldn’t mind sampling a little of Pamela Anderson’s maternal side. I mean, your life would involve watching your mom whore herself (I admit, slightly painful for a while, but that will fade w/ over exposure), but it will also involve hanging around hot chicks (who’ll already know that Tommy Lee was your daddy), traveling on someone else’s tab & God knows what else.
Regardless, please give your Bastardly take on this. Should we feel bad for the little buggers or be envious of their cracked-out lifestyle?
The Lady Isabella Frederica Louisa Hervey (born 9 March 1982) is a British socialite and model/actress. She is the daughter of the 6th Marquess of Bristol and his third wife Yvonne Marie Sutton, half-sister of the 7th Marquess of Bristol, and Lord Nicholas Hervey, both deceased, and sister of the 8th Marquess of Bristol and Lady Victoria Hervey. [Wikipedia]
I want to be a British socialite and model/actor too, damn it!!! Also, I’m surprised that Lady Iz doesn’t have some boytoy holding that drink (see below).
Jackson featured Ms. Dowding in one of his Bastardly Minutes posts, so make sure you check that out. Secondly, we’ve emailed her a couple times for one of our ultra-exclusive Bastardly Interviews, but she has refused to respond (for some odd reason). Leilani, honey, please don’t be shy b/c Jackson won’t bite you (…in the wrong places!)
OK, w/ that in hand, please enjoy the sight of her juicy naturals on some random beach. I think she’s doing a photo shoot, but I want to make the Bastardly assumption that Leilani loves the Bastardly Art of Topless Rollerblading. Yummmmm-meeee!!
Damn those animal floats!! They always get all the lovin’!
Horndogg Research: If you want to learn more about Emma Battersby, head over to the trusty Wikipedia!
UPDATE: This Emma B is not the same as the one that works for BBC Radio. My bad. I don’t live in England, so sue me…
Jackson did a post on her last week in which was looking hot while multi-tasking.
These snaps come from a 4th of July party thrown on some beach in Malibu courtesy of Lindsay Lohan & Co. Enjoy.
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Eva Longria looks pissed that she’s picking up the tab for all her freeloading friends as the spend a day at the pool…. or is she just pissed because she realized that her ass is getting fat?
A. Feed the two ladies &
B. Drown the dude.
Look at what Kelly Brook found! Those coconuts are probably smaller than her tits! Damn you Billy Zane!