Jackson featured Ms. Dowding in one of his Bastardly Minutes posts, so make sure you check that out. Secondly, we’ve emailed her a couple times for one of our ultra-exclusive Bastardly Interviews, but she has refused to respond (for some odd reason). Leilani, honey, please don’t be shy b/c Jackson won’t bite you (…in the wrong places!)
OK, w/ that in hand, please enjoy the sight of her juicy naturals on some random beach. I think she’s doing a photo shoot, but I want to make the Bastardly assumption that Leilani loves the Bastardly Art of Topless Rollerblading. Yummmmm-meeee!!
Damn those animal floats!! They always get all the lovin’!
Horndogg Research: If you want to learn more about Emma Battersby, head over to the trusty Wikipedia!
UPDATE: This Emma B is not the same as the one that works for BBC Radio. My bad. I don’t live in England, so sue me…
Jackson did a post on her last week in which was looking hot while multi-tasking.
These snaps come from a 4th of July party thrown on some beach in Malibu courtesy of Lindsay Lohan & Co. Enjoy.
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Eva Longria looks pissed that she’s picking up the tab for all her freeloading friends as the spend a day at the pool…. or is she just pissed because she realized that her ass is getting fat?
A. Feed the two ladies &
B. Drown the dude.
Look at what Kelly Brook found! Those coconuts are probably smaller than her tits! Damn you Billy Zane!
Now this is a big difference from the last time I posted up some Nelly Furtado! Looks like Nelly needs some help with that bikini top before those little A-cup boobies fall outta that top, right? Well, I still have the memories of how fine she looked in her first couple music videos and for that she’ll always be a babe….unless she just gets grossly fat.
I just don’t know what to say about Tara Reid and these pictures. On one hand it’s pictures of a chick in a bikini…on the other hand, it’s Tara Reid.
So yeah, our good friend TheChef (I’ve heard his special pasta sauce can bring women to orgasm1…just a rumor, though) writes,
Now normally, I absolutely love Scarlett’s look. She’s hot, down to earth and smokes the shmokey shmoke. But this picture is terrible. She still looks pretty good, but…. That bikini she’s got on is horrible. I expect better next time ScarJo. Dammit! [The Thingamablog—remember to bookmark this shiznit!]
We gotta agree. But if I was ever trapped in a room w/ both Kelly Clarkson & Scarlett Johansson, I’d run to Scarlett’s corner w/out even a second thought.
Bastardly Suggestion: Kelly Clarkson needs implants, along w/ a personal trainer. FAST!
Here are pics of both women from over the weekend…
1. Girls: TheChef is married, but he can be reached from his blog for “personal consultations.”