So yeah, our good friend TheChef (I’ve heard his special pasta sauce can bring women to orgasm1…just a rumor, though) writes,
Now normally, I absolutely love Scarlett’s look. She’s hot, down to earth and smokes the shmokey shmoke. But this picture is terrible. She still looks pretty good, but…. That bikini she’s got on is horrible. I expect better next time ScarJo. Dammit! [The Thingamablog—remember to bookmark this shiznit!]
We gotta agree. But if I was ever trapped in a room w/ both Kelly Clarkson & Scarlett Johansson, I’d run to Scarlett’s corner w/out even a second thought.
Bastardly Suggestion: Kelly Clarkson needs implants, along w/ a personal trainer. FAST!
Here are pics of both women from over the weekend…
1. Girls: TheChef is married, but he can be reached from his blog for “personal consultations.”
Wait a minute…this is that opera singing chick, right? So these are the only pictures I’ve seen of her so I really don’t know if she’s a hottie or not? But the question here is…is Charlotte Church’s ass an “Ass Heaven”? Not necessarily on the level Alba Ass Heaven (since there can’t be) but do we enjoy looking at this bootay?
The couple, who are rarely pictured together, were soaking up the sun at the exclusive Goldeneye resort in Jamaica. [Mirror]
At least Scarlett’s in the sun trying to get some color on those bags of love. A for effort, baby!
As for the Mr. Harnett: I’m pretty sure this session of water wrestling was just foreplay, so good for him! And, judging by Scarlett’s calm demeanor in public (i.e. when a gay, fat man grabbed her boobs on national television, Scarlett simply laughed it off), chances are pretty damn good that Scarlett’s one kinky kitty when the doors are closed, the lights are dimmed and the boobs are released from their cage.
All we can do is keep our fingers & toes crossed & hope they’re stupid enough to make a sex video…
Okay, okay, so I made blatant promotions for Alessandra Ambrosio and (we can’t forget) Petra Nemcova…so here’s Jessica Alba’s Official Campaign Poster for Bastardly Sexiest Women!!!
I just wanted to get these pics up because I think her rack looks so yummy…that’s all.
Personally, I had Mallory as the second hottest in the house after Christina from Vegas in The Real World Paris…
Alright fellas, it’s just a pic…no matter how big your computer screen is, don’t try any sick shit.
I can just see rap stars & basketball players droppin’ $2-300 Gs to bag one of these golden bikinis for one of their bitches (Eva Longwhoria, included).
I’m usually a sucker for hot women in skimpy clothing, but this just doesn’t hit the right spot for some odd reason. Here are a few more for from the show in New York.
Some people (mostly crazy, ass-sucking Mariah fans) say she’s shooting a music video, but that’s just a rumor. In fact, the reality of these pictures has a funny twist, my friends.
Apparently, upon spotting cameras (especially those owned by members of the paparazzi), Mariah goes into a trance & typically dives, head first, into one of her all-exclusive Posing Zones.
Case in pointâ€¦
Mariah’s so organized & professional w/ her self-whoring strategy! You gotta love it!
How much would you for a few quality hours with Ms. Carey?