Category Archives: Completely Useless

Tuna Will Always Love Alexis Ren; Celebitchy: Does Alicia Silverstone Still Look Like Her “Clueless” Character?; Popoholic: Katy Perry Looks Very Differen; MailOnline: Donald Trump Probably Hit On Queen Letizia of Spain


– Alexis Ren Needs To Patreon Her Hotness [HollywoodTuna]

– Alicia Silverstone: ‘Everyone says to me that I still look like I did in Clueless’ [Celebitchy]

– Millie Bobby Brown Shuts Down Internet Bullying During MTV Awards Acceptance Speech [Complex]
– Wow, it’s been a while since we’ve seen Katy Perry. Looks very different than what she did just a couple years ago. I guess she hired some image consultants to help curate a new look for herself. [Popoholic]

– Tea for Two! Melania hosts Queen Letizia of Spain for tea as the two fashionistas greet each other [Dailymail]

– About That Woman Who Got Eaten by a 23-foot Python [The Blemish]
– Prison Bae Paid His Ex-Wife Six Figures To Get Full Custody Of Their Son [Dlisted]




Tuna Features Lily-Rose Depp; Celebitchy: Jay-Z and Queen Bey’s Pulled A Few Strings For New Music Video; Complex: Justin Bieber And Has A Lot of “Good Friends”; MailOnline: Gigi Hadid Wants Your Attention


– Lily-Rose Depp Must Be Making Her Family Proud [HollywoodTuna]

– Beyonce & Jay-Z got permission to film in the Louvre because they visited it a few times [Celebitchy]

– ‘Good Friends’ Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin Make Out in NYC Park [Complex]
– Olivia Munn’s Unleashes Her Ginormous Braless Cleavage… Sweet Baby Jesus! [Popoholic]

– Gigi Hadid leaves little to the imagination as she goes braless for a day out with friends in sunny New York [Dailymail]

– Albert Einstein Was Disappointingly Less Woke Than a Toddler on Facebook [The Blemish]
– Chris Hardwick Has Been Temporarily Dropped By AMC And Several Comic-Con Panels [Dlisted]




This Week’s Funniest News: Mischa Barton Held A Press Conference About Herself

Photo Credit: FameFlynet Pictures


We’ll keep this very short because we know (at least that’s our assumption) that very few, if any, of you guys actually give a shit about Mischa Barton. Believe it or not, but these photos were snapped a couple days back as Mischa and her lawyer Lisa Bloom held a press conference at the Bloom Law Firm in Woodland Hills to discuss how Mischa is a victim of revenge porn by her ex-boyfriend. The dude is apparently trying to sell a video of Mischa doing naughty things behind closed doors. Her lawyer got a cease and desist order and let every one know that if you try to purchase or use the videos and/or photos you will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. Let’s face it, this video will get bought at some point, but it’s just a matter of how much Mischa wants to get paid.

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Ariel Winter Shows Off Her New Regrettable Back Tattoo; Tigers & Lions Are In Style!

Winter is here! Ariel Winter shows off a new back tattoo in a super short chambray dress for a waxing appointment in West HollywoodPhoto Credit: Pacific Coast News

The somewhat freaky “Modern Family” actress Ariel Winter
was spotted out & about on Wednesday afternoon wearing a dangerously tiny denim dress that showed off a new tattoo on her back of a tiger. The crazy amount of detail on that tiger almost makes it look like one of those sticker tats that you peel off, but when you consider the amount of cash Ariel is swimming in these days, it wouldn’t surprise me at all if she coughed up thousands for the tat.

According to the nosy papz, the 18-year-old was heading to a waxing appointing in West Hollywood and then ended her day at a Burbank music studio. Wait, don’t tell me that even Ariel’s taking a stab at launching a music career?!

Winter is here! Ariel Winter shows off a new back tattoo in a super short chambray dress for a waxing appointment in West HollywoodPhoto Credit: Pacific Coast News

Playboy Mansion For Sale….Only $200 Million! Will Neighbor Sean Parker Bite?

Playboy Mansion For Sale 2015 1Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

It was rumored late last week that the famous Playboy Mansion would go on sale in the coming days and earlier this morning, the property was officially listed for a whopping $200 million (source: TMZ)! The fact that it’s listed for such a stupidly high number means A) they don’t want tourists rolling up in their rented Mustang convertibles for an open house tour & B) the focus is on the 0.0001%.

Obviously, the listing agents have big money in their eyes, even though TMZ’s real estate sources have a $90 million price tag on the property. Even that price is pretty crazy, but possibly not too crazy if you happen to be a tech billionaire!

Lucky for Hef, his very next door neighbor is none other than former Facebook president Sean Parker, who’s currently worth somewhere around $3 billion (probably mostly in FB stock). Sean coughed up around $55 million for the 2.3 acre property next door, also known as the Brody House (he bought this property from Ellen DeGeneres who made a cool $15 million after owning it for only six months!). Even if Sean doesn’t bite on the extra six acres, I’m sure one of his billionaire friends wouldn’t mind bagging the property (for bragging rights), so it’ll be interesting to see who ends up owning the Playboy Mansion in a few months. While I’m a little skeptical about the $200 million, the slimy agents might just be using the old “ask for a lot & back off” trick. My range for the final selling price is $100-125 million.

Yup, There’s Even A R2-D2-Themed ‘Star Wars’ Airplane

The 'Star Wars' Cast Touches Down At Gatwick In Their R2-D2 Decorated PlanePhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

I guess marketers literally thought of everything ahead of the big ‘Star Wars : The Force Awakens’ release! An R2-D2-decorated airplane was seen landing at Gatwick Airport earlier today shuttling the cast to their next premiere event.

The film’s production budget was around $200 million, but I’m sure that doesn’t include marketing-related expenses. Let’s face it, the film will probably go on to earn upwards of $2 billion in worldwide box-office, licensing & merchandise sales, so leasing an airplane for a few months is literally chump change. Ahh, you gotta love Hollywood!

The 'Star Wars' Cast Touches Down At Gatwick In Their R2-D2 Decorated PlanePhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

Hashtag KillMeNow! The Kim Kardashian Video Game Is As Awful As Expected

Because nothing says ‘Gamer’ like the name ‘Kim Kardashian’, the celeb with endless ways to self-market her way into every conceivable industry has launched her own video game called (as you would expect) “Kim Kardashian: Hollywood”.

The game takes players on a journey from being a lowly supermarket clerk to becoming a Hollywood A-lister. As you can imagine, it doesn’t require any discernible talent.

The free game is available for your iPhone. Also free is your ability to lament for Italian plumbers and their Mushroom sidekicks.

Top 50 Restaurants Frequented by Celebs

Photo NY Daily News

“The list includes restaurants and cafes in Atlanta, Boston, Charleston, Chicago, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Miami, New York, and Washington D.C.”[HuffPo]

Want to have dinner next to Halle Berry? How about dessert with one of the cast of Orange Is the New Black? Of course you do!

Check out this super awesome/amazing list of the top eateries most often frequented by celebrities. Then call, make a reservation, and prepare to selfie the hell out of James Franco.

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