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It's Over….sad!

So last night was the season finale of the Real World San Diego….sad! I think it was a pretty lame ending…nothing bad really happened; no one went to jail, no one else hooked up, and Jamie didn’t get naked…damnitt!

…I thought it was pretty cheesy that it was B-Rad that was the last person to leave the place…driving away on his crotch rocket riding into the sunset…aaawwwhh. Don’t get me wrong, B-Rad is one of hell of a cool dude, but he’s the total stereotypical meat head.

I guess the only thing I can really focus on is how hot Jamie is…boots and skirt….ooohhhweee!!! Oh, and let’s pay homage one more time to her Halloween costume….oh baby!

…I guess I’m looking forward to the reunion special next week and see if Jamie explains why she was such a damn boring character…all I ask for is a titty flash.

The Ashlee Simpson Show…

…is a waste of tv airtime.

I’ve not watched a whole episode, I can’t even sit through 2 minutes of it consecutively at a time. But I swear, she has no talent and that show is just waste of time.

So my thinking is that Jessica got her that show on MTV as apart of negotiations to do another season of Newlyweds because her sister really doesn’t have the looks that Jessica has so there really is no reason you’d want cameras following her around. I guess Ashlee apparently lives in a regular apartment and doesn’t know how to sweep or mop. That leads to me a tangent where I think someone should really bitch slap their parents for just picking up on their two daughters never having to teach them how to do anything. My gosh, were the parents too busy exploiting their daughters to make them money that they didn’t even bother teaching them how to sweep a fuckin floor. Give me a fuckin break! Do they have any other children that we don’t know about that they are about to exploit? Maybe the father can get the mom pregnant and they can make another MTV reality show following them around as she’s about to give birth to another complete idiot Simpson. Anyways, back to the focus of the no talent Ashlee Simpson…

Crazy Ass Frankie!

god…like, when the season first started i thought to myself…’hmm, this rocker chick got a little squish but she looks like she could have her moments of do-ability’. but man, after last night’s episode, i’m so glad that she’s gone… let her go back to dave and his band and his concerts and his tatoos and all that other dave-related bs that made her leave. i can remember all these other people getting kicked out of the house…but i don’t recall people leaving because they were crazy ass whack-jobs. anyone know why Irene from the seattle season left? was it b/c she was fed up? i just remember her getting slapped by the black guy. …now let’s focus on the best part of the show….Jamie’s halloween costume. wow, if eve really was a hot slimmy korean then you gotta give adam a break because he probably thought he’d get to tap that ass if he ate the forbidden fruit.

Kelly Clarkson and other parts of last night I caught…

alright, so yesterday i stated that Kelly Clarkson is fine and if you watched last night you’re probably going to think I’m on crack for saying that. But I’ll have to give my analysis on what I caught last night.

Okay, so Kelly comes out for that performance with Predator, Kool-Aid man, and Ruben. She lookin all sexy with that shiny silver sparkly bra with the coat over it and like one button done. So I’m thinking to myself, "damn, i wanna unbotton that." Now she looked pretty fine in that performance. HOWEVER, I start watching some other stuff and come back to Fox where she’s doing her second performance and it’s a close up of her head and her multiple chins. Then I see she’s sitting on a piano…two things went through my head, 1st: damn, kelly clarkson got herself another chin now and 2nd: man, i hope that piano can hold up her big round ass. I mean, wtf happened to her? I mean she had a little squish and that was all nice. Then, I remember seeing Making the Video for "Before Your Love" and she looked fine and then the video for "Miss Independent" she be all slimmy and fine….but this!?! goodness, all i’m asking for is 5 lbs off and a little bit of cardio to get rid of chin number 2. But yeah, she’s still fine to me…*

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