24: What does that number signify? Those are the number of search results when searching for ‘Ashlee Simpson’ images on Yahoo. Very sad, indeed. Her sister? 1,530. If I had my own TV show and my sister was a world famous popstar, I think I could at least land 100 results on Yahoo (eventhough they wouldn’t be that good lookin’ pics, but that’s besides the point). It’s just a matter of hitting up the right parties, talking to the right photographers & publicists and boom, you got 50-75 results right there. 24 is pretty sad, but I don’t blame the web designers for their tastes because they’ve done the right thing for once.
Ashlee obviously got slapped around when it was time to divvy out the genes in her mother’s womb. Naturally, she got a few of the Jessica Simpson ‘hand-me-down’ genes: Ashlee’s white (a little too white for my eyes in some of her photos), she has the same hair (at least I think so?), has that mini-ass on her chin, but the homogonous genes pretty much stop there, my friends. Everyone knows that the modern pop star juice is sweetest when made with 3 parts body and 1 part vocal chord—basically, the more body, the more money! With Brittany lip-syncing at concerts, you know I have a valid point!
With that said, I’m not saying Jessica Simpson is anywhere close to an 8 on my scale, but she’s definitely closer to an 8 than Junior Simpson. How could such a disparity exist? This little observation makes me wonder if both of these girls have the same parents…this is a very likely possibility if you consider the society in which we currently reside. A little adultery here and there is harmless, right? Right.
Comments on the photos: Only one in particular about the 3rd photo. Why would you dress like that to an MTV award show?!? Did she forget the bloody show was that night or maybe she forgot to do laundry? Seriously. Get your act together, sistah!
Ok, now what is exactly wrong with Mini-Jessica? Apart from what Jackson has said about her sub-par living habits, her photo above should be worth a million words. Don’t worry, I won’t mention too many. Well, a lot of people dig the hair, but to me it looks like something straight out of the 80s–no matter what color. While we’re on the hair, she needs to choose one color & stick with it. One day she’s blonde, another day black/brunette, another day both. Fans get confused easily, Ashlee. I have short listed some issues: