Category Archives: Babes

A Tribute To Brazilian Fans

Actually, I think they might be cheerleaders, but whatever. We love their energy, enthusiasm, & of course, their juicy bods!

If anyone has any special connections on a way to get cheap airline tickets, please email us as we would love to go down there as a gang and party it up during the next Carnaval (end of Febs, 2006). Free T-Shirt for you and a friend will be your reward. I know that’s not much, but please understand that we’re one of the last adfree blogs out there who cater to complete, utter bullshitting, so give us a break.

Ok, enough begging. Let’s see some fotos of Braaaaaasileño hotties!!

The Sexy Luisana Lopilato Replies To Fans

Our first Luisana post brought countless fans to the site & a great number of those fans left notes for the Luisana, so I figured it would be fun to have a response from the hottie herself.

Dear Wonderful Fans,

I love you guys too! Yes, even you Vladimir! Я не могу без тебÑ?!!! Please do keep writing me personal notes below b/c I read each one & cherish you all and love you all, too. Sorry, my English not good, but I love you guys!!

There is not enough love in this world to explain my love.

Also, my boobs is real. I promise.

Lots of love & even more love,

Your Luisana

Wow, what a powerful letter. I could feel the love. I hope you guys are happy. For those of you looking for more, please look below for photos of Luisana workin’ her bod. Ow!

August, 2005 FHM: Jenny McCarthy Digs Amateur Porn. Ow!

I’m sure there are many chicks in Jenny’s boat. We know you’re out there, so don’t be shy. Give us your story, so that girls all around the globe can learn about video taping their personal sexapades.

Aside from the issue of creating homemade sex videos, let’s talk about something totally unrelated: Airbrushing! FHM must have an amazing airbrushing department b/c Jenny McCarthy seems to look 22 all over again.

Some possible airbrushing guidelines for the industry:

1. Airbrushing nipples out of extremely provocative photos doesn’t suddenly make that photo acceptable for all ages. In other words, leave the nipples, you airbrush whores.
2. 5-years is the max amount years that can be airbrushed off of a has-been hottie.
3. A set limit to the number of natural marks (moles, minor scars, freckles, etc) that can be airbrushed from a certain hottie, has-been hottie or potential hottie.

Feel free to give your own opinions. Now for some heavily airbrushed photos of Jenny McCarthy. Airbrushed or not, let’s admit it, the woman is hot.

Sexually Deprived Magic Johnson Gets Stripper Treatment

I feel for Magic. I really do.

He must have so much pent-up sexual tension that it’s not even funny. It’s possible he hits up red-light districts around the world to get some play, but it’s very clear by his facial expressions that the guy reeeally enjoyed the BET awards.

With all his wealth & power, it’s sad that he cannot freely have sex with 100s of women like every other NBA player (current & retired).

Just take Michael Jordan & his “basketball camp” (a.k.a. “Excuse to be around hot, drunk girls Camp”), for example. I’ve heard rumors that the guy hits up Santa Barbara parties once girls are wasted & takes care of business that way—I’m talkin’ huge orgies here, people!! So yeah, if you see mulatto kids running around the beaches or ballin’ it up on the courts in SB, it’s a pretty good chance that he’s got some MJ in him.

Ok, enough bullshitting about Michael Jordan. Below is a small collection of some hot, lap dance photos from the BET awards. Enjoy!

Zhang Ziyi Meets The (Really Tan) White Man

On one side you have the most flawless skin & on the other you have Lindsay Lohan’s lost father who has apparently spent a little too much time @ the tanning salon.

On that note, here’s a photo of Lindsay Lohan after being trapped inside a tanning bed for what appears to be a few….days.

Jay Leno Is A Horny Bastard

I don’t blame him. I think I would jump all of Jessica Alba, so Jay’s showing a lot of composure.

But that doesn’t mean he’s not a dirty, scandalous man. The guy stares down guest boobies every night of the week & it’s shocking to me that no one has ever gotten pissed on air. It’s safe to say that Jay Leno uses his power to take a few of his hotter guests for a ride on his own little Harley. Damn him.

Delicious Hiromi Oshima @ The PMOY Party

Here’s some weekend eye-lollipop for our horny demographic. Who else could possibly taste sweeter than Hiromi Oshima?! I’m sure Varian can comment on the different types of edible items he sucked off of Hiromi’s silky bod! Double damn you.

Well, after being down for a bit, I figured I’d go to our roots and leave you people with some Hiromi. It beats staring at Anna Nicole’s excess back skin, right?

I have a couple more from the event, so lookout!

The Undies Only Race @ UCLA!

Yes, direcetly in line w/ our extremely popular Grils Going Pee-Pee post comes a race in which hot college tamales prance around in their undies. How sweet is that?!

I did so many road trips to LA & not once did I hear about this race! What the fuck? Maybe my friends were just lame, but I’m extremely disappointed right now.

I can bitch all day, but I won’t. Before you guys move on to the photos, a note to all female readers: Girls, if you have the urge to participate in this event, but can’t get to UCLA, please put on your favorite undies & simply email a few scandalous photos over here. We’ll just add your photo to next year’s batch as I’m sure no one will mind.

Ok, enough yapping.

Mandy Moore Secretly Does Porn

Ok this post has been sitting around, so why not, right? Just a few more bastardly hours left, so enjoy!!

These days everything is sexual—from the most basic ads selling softdrinks to straight-up softcore Carl’s Jr. porn (yes, the one in which Paris has an orgasm as she dives into a juicy Carl’s Jr. burger).

In line w/ Paris’ video, Many Moore attacks the print media. Mands & her perverted photographers tried to slip this shoot by us, but since we have such keen sense for all that is perverted, we bring you these secretly hardcore photos. For the innocent few (mainly the 10-year old Aaron Homo Carter fans), please (try to) read various notes on each photo as a helpful guide.

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