Category Archives: Babes

Body Double: Trishelle Cannatella & Michele Chagas

Ok, the similarity is not as big as I had hoped, but most of these body doubles suck ass anyway, so whatever.

Since Ms. Trishelle Cannatella played the role of the token whored-out, slutty white chick when she made her TV debut on the Real World: Las Vegas, we gotta plug another one of her great works of sexual art.

Check out a scandalous scene out of Trishelle’s Emmy Award winning (just maybe!) The Scorned: Unrated when your boss is out for lunch. Download it here (8MB).

Jackson has done well in covering Michele Chagas, so here are a couple pics of Trishelle wearing a super-short-ultra-mini-skirt. She helps to give “I’m-ready-for-sex-@-anytime,-any-place” a whole new meaning! Go Trishelle!!

Bastardly Question: Are You Aubrey O'Day's #1 Fan?!?!?!

Hopefully Blender doesn’t email us to sue about posting this pic.

We here at The Bastardly view a lot of comments where kids proclaim themselves as so-and-so’s “#1 fan.” Well, this one caught our attention and with our girl Aubs burning up Google searches we thought we’d see if Tashaun really stacks up as Aubrey’s #1 fan:

Name: TASHAUN

HI AUBREY I LOVE U AND I AM ONLY 17 AND LIVE IN NEW YORK I REALLY WANT TO GET T TALK 2 U . DO U HAVE A MAN BECAUSE SINCE I SEEN U ON MTB3 I HAVE NOT LIKED SOMEONE BUT U . AND 2 ME YOUR THE PERFECT GIRL. I WANT TO MOVE TO PALM SPRINGS BECAUSE OF U .IM NOT A STALKER SO DONT WORRY ABOUT THAT AND IM NOT A BAD PERSON SO IF U WE CAN EXCHANGE E-MAILS I’LL BE HAPPY

THANK YOU
YOUR #1 FAN TASHAUN

Horny Jay Leno Devours Lindsay Lohan

Is it just me or has Lindsay been showin’ off the her new boney bod & juicy rack combo a lot as of late? Here’s what a totally random & apparently bitter viewer on some message board had to say about Lindsay’s recent appearance.

Date: Sat, Nov 26th 2005 10:03 AM
Subject: Lindsay Lohen on Jay Leno…acted like a real slut

Does she now think she is cute now that she is a bag of bones? I couldnt figure out that last minute lap dance she tried to give that rapper who was on at the end of the show. He reached out to shake her hand and she turns her skinny ass around to attemp a 2 second lapdance. What a talentless slut.

Little kids get so damn emotional these days…

Mischa Barton & Cisco Adler Doin' The Beach Foreplay Thing


Cisco/XPac & Mischa en la playa

Previous participants include:

1. J. Alba – I give her credit for making this popular.
2. Paris Hilton & Stavros Niaksdalkjdkaljchos made out, humped & rode ATVs (while making out) on the beach. This quite possibly led to amazing sex in the ocean, as well as back in the hotel room. Damn them.

Ok, a couple words on this new dude that Mischa’s bangin’ these days. Actually that last statement should probably be the other way around b/c I’m 98% sure that Mr. Alder is in control of the relationship. Just a hunch.

Regardless of who’s in control, I gotta say, Cisco is indeed a very lucky bastard. Even though I’ve tagged Mischa as being wildly overrated, it doesn’t really mean a thing. The girl from neck down is very hot, so naturally when the lights are dimmed real low (or off, in this case), it’s game on, baby. Congrats to Cisco for networking his rockstar penis into Mischa’s life. Ow!

The A-Rab: Magazine For Men In the Middle East

We here @ the Bastardly obviously don’t live under a gossip-only rock & when time permits, we try our best to nibble on issues beyond those that happen to be superficial in flavor. The endless tension between the Muslim & Jews is merely one of these issues. Since we did a post on Heeb Magazine yesterday, I don’t want to shortchange the Arab print media industry, so please check out the latest issue of The A-Raab!

When I saw this one, I almost gagged myself with my hookah pipe. Enjoy.

Sarah Silverman in…Heeb Magazine: The New Jew Review

I almost choked on my kreplach soup when I saw this.

Apart from having the egg shaped head, Sarah Silverman is pretty cute…in a Jewish kinda way. Hah—I’m kidding!!! To tell you the truth, one of my first real crushes back in middle school was a Jewish chick. And course, I had no idea @ that time whether she was Jewish, Muslim or Christian. Her name was curiously also Sarah.

For our Jewish readers: Is it safe to assume that the name Sarah in the Jewish world is like Mohammed in Islam? I know like three Sarahs & they’re all Jewish! I guess being named after Abraham’s wife & a prophet takes you one step closer to heaven.

Anyway, here are a couple snaps of Sarah with her sheets. Ow!

Nelly, Hot Women, Bathtub & Notorious B.I.G.


(Photo by Ray Tamarra/Getty Images). Notorious B.I.G. Duets Remix Video Shoot – Day 2

I want to be a God damn rap star, too!!!

This is a snap that comes from a soon-to-be-released music video in which Nelly has crazy-bathtub-sex with extremely hot women. This music video will do wonders in convincing kids of all ages that going to school & getting straight-As will not put them in a bathtub with two, drop-dead gorgeous women wearing next to nothing.

Damn you, Nelly!!

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