Category Archives: Babes

Penelope Cruz & Her Fro @ The Golden Globes

Women w/ small heads should keep their hair in check—Latinas, included.

Penelope Cruz’s hair has been like this for a while now, so let’s hope someone has the heart to sneak a straightener into her purse one of these days. All the men probably bomb her w/ useless compliments in an attempt to take a cruise through her Latin body of loooouve. I don’t blame them…

Here are few more pics comparing the old hairdo to the new fro.

Brooke Burke Is Burger King's Muse/Whore

I’m curious to find out how far Brooke’s willing to go w/ this new gig b/c honestly, this type of campaign is career suicide. Then again, there’s not much else going on in Brooke Burke’s career, so this could be a way for her to reinvent herself…could be.

Here are a few more pics from their delicious date.

Adrianne Curry Does Playboy Magazine In February 2006

Adrianne Curry is currently known for 3 things:

1. Red carpet camera whoring
2. Top Model winner
3. Current nesting grounds for Peter Brady’s penis

Now, Ms. Curry can add Playboy to that scandalous list b/c in February’s issue she crossed the sacred line. W/ this line-crossing, Disney has officially closed its innocent doors to her boney ass, while the porn industry’s wide-open doors are only a few, short steps away (the “few, short stepsâ€? include (Steps 1 & 2) a couple bad career moves & (Step 3) a crazy night filled with drugs & alcohol; step 4, of course, involves the actual act in which she will get in front of a camera & attempt to physically bear a drug-induced invasion of a 12â€? sexual-missile belonging to some dude named Black Stallion).

With those sweet words in hand, check out a couple of the tamer pics from her layout. To view the entire set (in all its naked glory), you must download the zipfile over here. Please leave The Bastardly before performing any wanking activities.

Sandra Sanchez – A Bastardly Interview

Photos courtesy of Sandra Sanchez

Sandra Sanchez is the reason I’ve contacted my local cable company to get Fuel TV. In addition to The Daily Habit and NuMuTu on Fuel TV you’ll catch the lovely Sandra working the red carpet on the Starz! network smoozing it up with Hollywood’s A-listers. Get yourself more acquainted with Sandra in that Bastardly way we do and check her out at sandrasanchez.tv!!!

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