Category Archives: Babes

Donald Trump: My Wife Is A Beautiful, Pregnant Cow

You know, they just blow up, right?

Like a blimp — in the right places. In her case, the right places. I mean
she really has become a monster — in all the right places.

I mean monster in the most positive way. She has gotten very, very large —
in all the right places. [SF Gate]

Oh, that Donny! He really has his way w/ words, doesn’t he?

I really thought he was much smarter now that he is older & already has really old kids. Having a baby @ this point in his life just doesn’t make sense. I was under the impression that he brought Melania into the picture just so he could sex it up w/ a model for a couple years & then let divorce take its course. Now, the guy’s trapped!

All this confusion is leading me to believe that Melania took a needle to Donny’s condom box & set herself up for some nice child support cash flow once/if things take a turn down for a darker path.

Bai Ling vs Ziyi Zhang: A Fobbed Out Bastardly Match Up!

So yes, this match up was inevitable, so if you had a choice to spend one day (and possibly a night), who would it be? Here are the scandalous facts:

1. One makes her country proud by doing Chinese oriented flicks, while the other was on the cover of Playboy & shot porno scenes in front of an audience for VH1’s But Can They Sing?
2. Ms Zhang dresses fairly conservatively and Bai Ling can’t seem to keep her long nipples in their cage @ various award shows.

The Classic Ice-Cream Comparison
If Ziyi Zhang & Bai Ling were ice-cream flavors, I’d have to say that Bai Ling would be double-chocolate-tripple-brownie-chunkie-rocky-road. As for Ziyi Zhang? Vanilla.

I’m sorry, people, but I’d have to choose Bai Ling between the two fobbers, only because she’d be a blast to be around. She’s kinky, free-spirited and can sing the great hits (in bed)!! Apart from a simple brownbag for her head if things happen to go down & we have to turn down the lights, what more could you possibly want from a woman?

Here are a few more pics of both women to help make your decision-making easier.

Sexy Kari Ann Peniche Gettin' Dirty With Real World Nehemiah

One of our investigative reporters (yes, they are all over the place, so be wary) caught a few lovely pics of the beautiful Kari Ann Peniche of Miss Rebellious Teen USA & Playboy fame. We’re in the process of getting a nice interview with this scrumptious beauty, so we’ll be sure to ask a few questions linked to this minor incident. In the day & age of going out one week & getting engaged the next, a little making out, groping & sleeping around is absolutely minors!!! No worries, Kari Ann!

Our anonymous emailer wrote in with these conniving words:

I caught Kari Ann Peniche Miss Teen USA Playboy model out at a club in Corvalis Oregon enter with MTV Austin Real World Neimiah… they were tearing it upon the dance floor and making out the entire time! It was almost disgusting to watch they were all over each other! But the thing is her boyfriend Portland Club PromoterJB (also photo’s attatched) had no idea because he was in Portland only 40 miles aways! I’m sure he’ll know now! [Scandalous Reporter]

There are a couple more pics below—one’s with her current boyfriend that was apparently taken @ another time, as mentioned above. Now, how did this emailer get a photo of Kari Ann w/ her man?! This entire email obvious sounds pretty damn shady, but we’re posting it anyway b/c Kari Ann is super cute & useless gossip that probably 90% of you don’t give a shit about is always fun to have, right?

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