MoeJackson

Well, let’s see her stats:

* She’s 23.
* Born in Caracas, Venezuela
* Once crowned Ms Amazonian (you know that’s gotta be competitive!)
* Slept with R&B manwhore/player, Craig David
* Down right sexy

Yes, Craig David was lucky enough to get a piece of Aida once.

She is a gorgeous girl. And, boy – what a body! It was fine for a while, but it was never going to progress as she didn’t speak much English. She is the most amazing girl I’ve ever seen. She’s incredible. Most guys fall on their knees in front of her. [Craig David, The Mirror]

How did these two sexual animals ever meet?! Let’s go to Aida for this one, kiddies.

He had a fantastic body and knew exactly how to make a woman happy. He was tender, but also full of passion and I was mesmerized. I knew Craig had a song called Seven Days about meeting a girl one day, having a drink with her another and making love by Wednesday. Well, let’s just say he was a good two days ahead of his own song that night – and I had absolutely no complaints.

Ok, fucking Craig David is the man. If the Aida’s last statement wasn’t enough, this next one by Craig should do the trick.

I was going to have to learn Spanish and work out if she had a sense of humour. It was a case of another one bites the dust. I’m single again. I don’t know what’s going on there, but it’s kind of fun being 22 and not being in a serious relationship. I travel around and meet lots of people. I’ve seen some amazing girls and met people who have great personalities who I haven’t been physically attracted to. I want to find that fine balance, but it’s about personality over looks every time. That will keep you interested – someone who can make you laugh.

There you go, Girls. Craig David favors personality over looks. Bastard.

Now, let’s get back to the scandalous nature of Aida’s dress (or whatever it is that she’s wearing).