Eva Longoria's Mini Rack & Whoring Business
Above is one of Eva Longoria’s extensive collection of shirts on which she proclaims having babies of random, Hollywood socialites. On this particular day, she wore one that read, “I’ll have your baby, Brad.” W/ a single shirt, Eva slapped around:
1. Her current ‘when-I-feel-like-it-boyfriend’, JC Chasez
2. And, ‘high-profile-christening-photo-snapper’, Jen Aniston
I say Brad should take Eva up on her scandalous offer—I’m sure JC wouldn’t mind. Brad, just remember to slip some birth control pills into Eva’s drink when she’s lookin’ the other way. As we all know, kids are waaay overrated!
Continuing on w/ Eva’s (self) whoring business, let’s bring her mini-rack into the picture. Eva’s use of the push-up bra is literally amazing! Just look at the photos below & judge for yourself*.
*Girls with mini-racks can direct photos of their own experiments with the push-up bra to the Bastardly mailbox.