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Bastardly Suggestion: Eva Longoria NEEDS New Boobies!

Her career & body are both thirsty for a cup or two on the plus side.

Of course we all like natural ones, but sometimes God is simply not so giving when it comes to the boob gene. Oh, the elusive boob gene! Few women are gifted, I tell you. But those who aren’t naturally gifted, modern science has an answer.

I feel Eva Longoria’s career, which is already on the fast track with Desperate Housewives, will be propelled to the next level with a simple boob upgrade by a reputable surgeon who’s not in any way linked to Tara Reid. Now, of course I’m not talking about pornstarish triple Ds! That’s kinda gross, unless you’re into that kind of crap, but I’m talking adding a simple cup—possibly going to the upper Bs so that she can fill a sexy bikini. Just think about it, ok. Eva Longoria is already one of the sexiest Latinas on TV, so why not put some icing on the cake, baby?

Eva, this is a call from your fans. Go in for a simple 30-minute consultation, check out some photos & just go for it, sistah! Plus, I’m sure you can land better dudes than that loser director you’re sleeping with at the moment.

In the next page, there are more photos that help to prove my point.

Current Issue of Playboy

okay, so there was might hype about the new playboy b/c Charisma Carpenter was going to be in it. I’ll just have to say that I was disappointed with her pictoral. There was no full frontal nudity….which I think she should’ve done, not only because I wanted to see but b/c it’s not like she got much going on right now that Angel is cancelled. I mean, she does have a nice rack but she also has the dark silver dollar size arreolas…not completely kickin but still a mouthful.

anyways though….the other pictoral spreads are pretty damn awesome. the playmate of the month is this japanese chick…hiromi oshima….she’s hot and has an amazing rack…she’s the asian girl that was in the beginning part of the Shake Yo Tailfeather video. also, they got a pictoral of the playmate of the year….damn, she’s frickin hot…

alright, so that’s this month’s issue of playboy…. i was looking forward to charisma carpenter but found that the other 2 spreads were much more arousing…

The discussion on Hiromi Oshima continues in these two posts:

Hiromi Oshima – Before Playboy

Hiromi Oshima – Another Pic

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