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April's GQ: Jessica Alba One Step Closer To Playboy!

GQ April JEssica Alba

One word: Wow!

Now that you’ve gotten me good and drunk, you probably want to know about that stripping thing. [GQ]

Note to all actresses: If you have a big movie releasing & your career is career on its success, make sure you do a super provocative shoot for one of the biggest mags in the world just a couple weeks before the movie opens! Jessica Alba has adhered to this formula to the dot & the results are simply amazing.

Head to your local Barnes & Nobles to get a piece of this action.

Mandy Amano (Pepsi Girl) Featured In May Maxim

Mandy Amano & David Mack

The Pepsi Girl minus the Pepsi bottle.

Yes, that is my lovely new girlfriend that I am absolutely bonkers over.
David Mack, Lucky Boyfriend, Kabuki Artist, & Pimp Daddy

Dave, enjoy the ride while it lasts bro! We’ve witnessed all too many times that girls leave the old for the new once fame is added to the complex equation of loouve. Although, Mandy appears to be different (particularly due to the Asian blood flowing through her veins), but we still suggest that you hold on tight just in case! Thank us a couple months from now.

Anyway, Dave Mack spilled in a post on March 3rd (no longer on his site for some reason) that Mandy will leap into the hearts of countless horny guys all across the country & world in the May issue of the popular soft-porn mag, Maxim. I’m just looking forward to the funny things Maxi–I mean–Mandy will say in her interview.

A few pics to follow from an expo that both Dave & his new woman attended.

2005's PMOY – Hiromi's Chances Look Slim

From the Super Bowl bash. Damn that Owen Wilson! He’s always hanging out with Playmates!

There are a lot of rumors floating around the net and not once have I heard the words: Asian, Japanese, & Hiromi. Very unfortunate, indeed. But, maybe that will be the big surprise? I guess we’ll soon learn which chick (group picture below) hits the Playboy Bunny Jackpot.

One thing’s for sure, though, the shoot has already been done & the layout is currently being designed & heavily airbrushed.

Angelina. Lesbianism. MILFism. Have Mercyism.

Angie w/ Madox @ Berlin Film Festival

Just this past Tuesday, our favorite Angie sat down @ the National Press Club & gave a spheel on her whole humanitarian mumbo-jumbo while all the old men & lesbian women stared at her lips & bod in awe. I don’t blame them one bit.

Today, various sources (the gossip/bullshiting type) are quoting our Angie uttering beautiful thoughts on her personal lesbian & sexual experiences. Although these thoughts were probably taken way out of context, we don’t mind one bit! Here’s a quick sample for you horndogs.

I have loved women in the past and slept with them. I think if you love and want to pleasure a woman, particularly if you are a woman yourself, then certainly you know how to do things a certain way.

I am an adult woman and have safe sex. I don’t want to be involved in a relationship. I have these great friends who cross over to be lovers and there’s no reason why there can’t be more than one.

And of course, a little something about Mr. Pitt…

Brad is a married man. I wouldn’t sleep with a married man. I have enough lovers. I don’t need Brad. [Aussie News Limited]

I don’t need too eat Flamin’ Hot Cheetos every other day on my way back from work either, but that doesn’t mean I don’t buy a bag. Angie, it’s cool if Brad is one of your boytoys. Come clean and help sell some gossip magazines, baby!

In Touch Mag: Paris Hilton vs. Jessica Simpson

Paris vs Jessica

Who really gives a shit about this Paris hates Jessica b/c she wants Nick all to herself bullshit? Believe it or not, but this is the perfect opportunity for Nick to call it quits with Jessica. Nick better face reality quick or he’s gonna be stuck with Jessica through his (fading) prime years. Dude, get your head out of Jessica’s boney ass and smell the beautiful ladies who sit at your feet! Why stick w/ a single entree, when you feast on the buffet, baby?! This won’t last for all too long, man.

Ok, enough about useless drama. Let’s talk about the drugs.

I wanna know more about Jessica Simpson’s crack habit that Paris refers to in those Sidekick messages. I’m beginning to think those hospitalizations due to “stomach flus” are nothing more than Mr. Crack Cocaine growling inside Jessie’s 30lb bod. Jessica, like Britney, is a divorce away from OD’ing on crack. I say, after Dukes comes out & miserably flops later this year, the Nick & Jessica separation process will go into full speed. We’ll stick to our Bastardly prediction of the inevitable breakup just days before Thanksgiving dinner.

See below to read the cover story.

Jillian Grace's Green Skirt Has 41 Bids On eBay

I wore this skirt at my first Howard Stern appearance for a Playmate evaluation with a pink top 6/2004. This is the same skirt that I was wearing for a couple shots that appear in the March 2005 issue of Playboy. I also wore this skirt for a section of my Playmate profile video, yet to be released. The skirt is in great shape. I will reinvest the $ my career. [eBay]

It’s up to bloody $570. Can you believe it? Some guy is going to have a green skirt worn by Jillian Grace (worn over and over again at various shoots, mind you) in his closet (or under his pillow). Or maybe the highest bidder is some chick who’s completely clueless about Jillian & merely loves the green skirt?

Well, if you win the skirt, please email us. We have something funny planned…

Da-Da-Da Da-Da-Da Playboy's 2005 New Year Partaaaay!

Dan Patrick With Playboy Bunnies

We all knew D. Patrick was the man, but God damn! I thought he was happily married with 3 kids?! Well let’s hope there’s some scandalicious adultery in play here just to spice up his life a little.

I should have seen this album earlier, but my apologies for missing it. As everyone knows, Playboy Mansion parties rock—not just b/c it’s filled with endless opportunities to sleep around with multiple hot women in one, single night, but b/c there’s so many damn stars you can watch get their freak on while you attempt to sleep around with multiple hot women in one, single night.

Ok enough words, let’s head to the photos! One thing to note for all you Hiromi lovers: she was not in attendance—at least not in any of the photographs. Actually, she might have just been in the grotto making out with & giving hand jobs to all the rap stars who probably dropped in for the bash. I’m kidding!!

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