For those of you on the east coast who just cruised back from lunch, consider this juicy set of photos as dessert. On that note, if Izabel were a food/dessert item, what would she be?
God have mercy.
Unlike the Virgin Mary, the Virgin Lima likes to show off her Brazilian flavored nipples. Remember, you can suck & be sucked as much as you want, but anything involving intercourse is a definite no-no in Virgin Lima’s book.
So does anyone actually believe that this woman is a virgin? I just think it’s hilarious how she’s trying to sell herself as a virgin lingerie model. Damn schrewd Brasilians!
These come from a set of backstage photos during a fashion show held sometime in 2005. As you know, we never let age of photos hold us back from posting pure, unadulterated hotness!
For obvious reasons, I absolutely love this bikini. Hot girls around the globe should send in bikini photos for the Bastardly Bikini of the Week contest.
1. Buy a sexy bikini like the one pictured above.
2. Wear the sexy bikini you’ve bought to the beach one weekend.
3. Have a friend take a few snaps of you in the sexy bikini @ the beach.
4. Email the photos to your bastardly friends for judging by our panel of bitter judges from all around the globe.
Prizes: Love & a free bastardly tank!
Please do not submit photos of friends, of people who you hate & of random people whom you do not know. Also, all submissions will be posted during the weekdays just like Bastardly Lady of the Day & they will not be taken down once they go live. Remember, if you’re hot, you’re hot!
Is he still w/ this chick or has he moved on to another hottie? Bastard…
– Reese Witherspoon Isn’t Pregnant, She’s Mad
– Sienna Miller Glitters. How the hell is this woman still alive?!
– Brangelina not free of typical American entitlement
– David Spade wants to propose to Heather Locklear
– Stop Borat Website—this is grat stuff…
Finally, a sexy Victoria’s Secret model who isn’t Brazilian!
A couple questions arise when you look at these snaps…
1. Is Linda pregnant (with quadruplets)?
2. Is Linda a whale w/ a hottie’s head?
3. Does Linda smoke crack?
Ok, you guys get the point…
Here are more snaps of her @ a party held last night in celebration of the 160th Anniversary of Loewe.
There is just too much hotness on the site today.
My apologies to all the Bastardly Ladies. We’ll try to get make it up to y’all soon!
Besides looking disturbingly thin in some photos (not necessarily photos in this layout), Ana Beatriz Barros is a pretty solid package that all sane member of the Horndogg Community would love to open for a few nights of pleasure. Yummm-meee!!
Have fun w/ the layout!