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Blugirl Sexin' Up Milan Runways!


From Blugirl’s Women Fashion Summer 2006 Show in Milan

I hope some girls can spread the love by buying into these skimpy lines & wearing them outside to, you know, get the mail, grab milk from the corner store & perform other monotonous acts that will succeed in turning on unsuspecting men.

The Socialite Sex Trade: Kelly Slater, Gisele Bundchen & Leo DiCraps

Leo Deecraps, after getting a little tired of sexin’ up Giselle 24-hours a day (don’t blame him) & has successfully passed her on to surfer, Kelly Slater. Damn you, Kelly Slater & damn the manwhorish life of surfers all around the globe. I am ridiculously envious.

Although Giselle Bundchen is an amazingly hot package & a longtime member of the Socialite Sex Trade, I would still swing for the innocent, yet scandalously sexy, Petra Nemcova. Maybe Leo recently saw his calendar & astutely noticed that it’s been around a year since the Asian Tsunami & Petra Nemcova might be finished overcoming the tragic loss of her beloved fiancé, Simon Atlee. Watch for Leo to go in for the kill b/c obviously none of the other rich dudes in his age group are interested in super hot women younger than the age of 30. What has the world come to?

Below you’ll find a few pics of Ms. Bundchen modeling Ipanema Sandals (Hello Mag Story). Have mercy.

Petra Nemcova's Happy Hearts Fund & The National Press Club Luncheon

I don’t know if it was such a great idea naming this cute, little girl after something so horrible.

It’s not a job. It’s just my passion. [Petra Nemcova talking about Happy Hearts Fund, her new charity setup to help children in Thailand, ABC News]

Unfortunately, that’s all I have from her National Press Club luncheon held last Thursday. If anyone can get their hands on the transcript, please email it by us. So yeah, as I was saying, Petra was @ the luncheon pluggin’ her new book, as well as trying to get rich people to drop some cash into her fund’s piggy bank. The fund’s dough goes toward supporting kids in tsunami-ravaged Thailand.

On that note, on behalf of Bastardly.com, we’ve donated $50 & you can donate to the fund through Give 2 Asia, as well. It’s a very simple process.

Alas, our $50 was a good $49,950 (rumored amount) less than what Manwhore Bruce Willis put down on the table (in order buy his way into Petra’s heart). For some odd reason, Mr. B. Manwhore has been trying to get into Petra’s panties as late.

Pals of Petra Nemcova said the “Die Hard” star tried to get in touch with her via various means last week — even having people call the office of Nemcova’s pal Diane Sawyer to try getting her number. Sawyer’s people sent them to Nemcova’s agency, Next Models, which declined to give Willis’ reps her number, but did take his for Nemcova. The model did not call, but finally surrendered her digits to Willis after he showed up at her Light of Heart benefit gala at Cipriani Downtown last Monday…[NY Post]

Is that bastardly or what? I gotta hand it to the old guy, he’s pretty damn smart & makes excellent investments, but @ the end of the day, he’s still a manwhore.

Ok, enough bullshiting. Here are few snaps of Petra droppin’ her addictive smile at various events ranging from last week’s NPC luncheon, to a recent trip to Thailand to check up on her fund’s investments & miscellaneous picas from book signings & charity shindigs (at which Petra astutely flirts with greasy, old men in an attempt to pry open their fat wallets). Enjoy.

Body Double: Natalie Portman & Anon Guerriero Model

The runway photo comes from Guerriero’s showcase @ the 2006 SS Women Ready to Wear Fashion Show in Milan. I wish there was a better photo of Nats to go along w/ the Body Double, but in my 2-min search, this was the best I could find. Oh well.

This is not a true body double b/c for one thing, Natalie Portman is 4’11” & secondly, this chick looks nothing like Natalie Portman upclose (see below).

Here are more pics from the fashion show!

Eva Pigford Models P. Puff Diddy Daddy's Latest Whoring Line

Actually, this is not really from Diddy’s whoring line. This is just what Eva wore to last week’s Top Model party. Very ghettoliciously sexy, indeed.

I have to say, this lady has done wonderfully after winning Top Model. She has made an an amazing list of friends that includes Tyra Bigheadanks, Missy Elliot, Kane West, Whoriah Carey, among others. It’s amazing what a little TV time will do for your career & life.

In terms of dudes, Eva definitely has tremendous potential! First she pleasured possibly gay, definitely bi-sexual, Henry Simmons & these days she’s bangin’ Kerry Rhodes of the NY Jets (at least she’s going in the right direction), but I think she’ll strike gold once she unzips pants belonging to Denzel, Diddy, Fiddy, Jay-Z and all those other rich bastards with extra deep pockets & an even deeper network for her to exploit.

We’ve got our Bastardly eyes on this woman! Go, Evvva!!

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