Category Archives: Fashion

Miquelina's Retro Look


By Miquelina. Rio de Janeiro Fashion Week Summer 2005

So yes, this is in the running for the Bastardly Summer, 2005 Swim Suit of the Year! I really dig the skinny top with the colorful square designs. I’m telling you, the color orange is hot these days. The belt idea on the super tiny bottom is ingenious, as well! The 60s are back, baby! Once again, South America rocks the house!

Skimpy, yet elegant!

Angelina's Bodily Fluids Fragrance

Angelina Jolie
I can smell her already!

I got where I am in life by trusting my instincts.[[Jam’n]

That was Angelina’s uncompromising answer to a bigshot fragrance company when they asked her to rethink the name of her new fragrance, Bodily Fluid. It is rumored to hit shelves sometime in March. With Angelina pushing the fragrance, the name naturally has a sexy ring to it. You can’t deny it too long, ok. Angelina is always money, baby!

In support of Angelina’s beauty & personality (and because I’m pretty sad), I will buy a bottle of her sacred fluids and have it as some sort of prize on the site (of course as I am a fairly cheap bastard, this is purely contingent on it’s price).

Oh yeah, set your Tivos b/c our fav bombshell will be on Leno on the 16th! Let’s hope Jay’s a little less lame than usual.

The Conservative Sexy Look by Erreuno, Milan

Milan – Spring, 2005. I need this girl’s number!

Damn! See, girls with clothes on can actually be sexy (Gavin).

I Also like the jacket Britney’s sportin’. Very nice, indeed. This was recently snapped at a shopping spree her genius husband, Mr. Federline, went on (courtesy of Britney AMEX, of course). Britney loves him, though.

Britney just needs to fix up the hair, lose the cheetos & frap & she’s back in business, baby! But she looks about 100x better than Lindsay Lohan in this pic.

Wanama Model: What Race Am I? Game

Wanama Model  Paseo Alcorta Buenos Aires
Wanama. Paseo Alcorta, Buenos Aires Summer 2005. You can never go wrong with fashion shows in South America. Never.

First off, it’s pretty obvious that Wanama designs super hot beachwear—all priced in Argentine Dollars, too! What’s not so obvious is this Wanama model’s race. Due to the show’s geographical location, I’m led to believe that this chick might just be Portuguese mixed with other shit, but with a closer look, for some odd reason, I smell a hint of chow mien on her gorgeous bodjay. Jax, V-man & others, lay down the full assessment. I’m including 3 more photos & 2 close-ups of her face (kinda pixilated).

The Alien Woman

Jorge Vazquez
Compliments of Jorge Vazquez, Summer 2005, Madrid

Long neck, super lanky body, crazy eyes & on top of it all, a scary stare. The suit’s design looks as if someone just painted on black tar onto her body. Nothing special, but should give you people something to compare future swimsuits against.

Oddly Sexy Styles by Imitation of Christ

Imitation of Christ
Imitation of Christ, Spring 2005 Collection, NYC

I know I might go to hell for saying this, but eventhough these styles have a Biblical touch, they are undoubtedly sexy. Am I wrong? I don’t know even if these rags qualify as swinsuits, but I dig it. What you guys think? By the way, this is in the running for my Summer, 2005 swimsuit contest.

Reason for entry: Quick access to all body parts.
And…yes, I’m a bastard!

The Cataract Sunglasses by Versace!

Big Glasses
This is what happens when Donatella Versace sniffs a little too much crack…

When I see the Olsen twins sporting these sunglasses, I’m reminded of two (possibly blind) baby monkeys wearing a shit load of lipstick & every piece of jewelry found at your local Indian Jewelry store. Their skulls, it seems, give support to the theory of evolution. Anyway, I digress. I’m supposed to be bagging the glasses. Are these sunglasses suppose to represent the size of your bank account or possibly your balls b/c they are appear to be pretty repulsive and not to mention, cumbersome to the everyday Joe. What has the world come to? We’ve resorted to stealing style from disabilities found in the blind & elderly. Very sad, indeed.

1 768 769 770 771