I’ve been watching his run on Jeopardy sparingly but the guy is a frickin beast! No one can mess with the guy…and he looks goofy. Going into Final Jeopardy yesterday be had over $30k and his closest opponent had like $8k.
This is the real life version of Rosie Perez’s character in White Men Can’t Jump…who’d have thought someone could dominate frickin Jeopardy like no other!!!
Also, Yahoo! posted this today about the streak being over…but if you read it, the guy was on the show 75 straight days!
The biggest winner of this all, the Mormon church…they’re gonna get 10% of all he earns and they ain’t gotta do shit!!! Damn these religions that “suggest” their followers to give them a % of their monetary wages!!!
Apparently The Most Evil Man On Earth responsible for all the hate and madness that’s currently floating around wants Kerry to win (revealed in one of those shady Al Qaeda Press Conferences shot in the Super Secret Cave that no can seem to find anywhere on Earth). That’s not the true scandal, my friends. It was recently uncovered that Bin Laden is secretly sleeping with Bush on the side (pretty gross photo, so be wary)! We all knew the Bin Ladens were sleeping with the Bushes long before this photo, but who the hell knew it was USAMA Bin Laden? Can you believe this guy?! What a slutty Terrorist!
Capitalism has gone to yet another low: body part insurance industry. I heard about J.Lo’s ass being insured, but I never knew the beauties were insured for bloody $1 billion. What kind of premiums does that involve anyway? Let’s face it, only a stupid entertainer would make such payments! Seriously. What the hell has to happen to her ass so that she’ll get the billion?? The ass is in such a place on the body that for it to come off the body could be fatal (and pretty damn gross). I’m guessing Jenny has to suffer such an injury where her ass will become unshakable and therefore become useless in pullin’ in the bucks. This is why I’d love to get my hands on the fine-print for this policy. It would be pure comedy. Irregardless of J.Lo’s ass detaching itself from her body, a billon dollar payoff could take an insurance company down under.
Anyway, here are some other stupid people:
-Heidi Klum’s Legs for a cool 1.1 million pounds. She’s old news already.
-Dolly Parton’s (of all women) OLD, wrinkled up boobs for $600,000. Who the hell set this price?!
-Claudia Schiffer’s face is worth $5mil. Is she waiting for some kind of freak accident to stop the premium payments b/c she’s old news as well.
I’m still contemplating what the hell I’d insure…
In a small series that no one will read (most probably because it lacks spicy celebs and hot, sexy gossip about fobby porn stars), I’ll portray a darker side of life. A side of life that we tend to not bother with until it’s far too late & as you all well know, when it’s too late, it’s simply too late, baby! It has to do with what plagues me day in & day out: personal hypocrisy being one & the process of ‘moving-on’ (I know there’s another word I should use here) being another. Hypocrisy is something I feel that most can relate to, yet no one probably wants to read about only because it will make them look too far inside than desirable. So with that, lets move on to the next topic. I think ‘moving the hell on with life’ will be of interest to 3 or 4 of you people who are completely bored out of your mind or of course, in a similar position in life.
Santa Monica Beach, today. Literally gross. Sole reason why I hated going to beaches in Cali.
1. FAMOUS ACTRESSES WITH CLOSE-SET EYES [Love the detail]
2. hiromi oshima sex tape
3. hiromi oshima nelly
4. hiromi oshima threesome [yes, one more!]
5. varian gray [part-time correspondent]
6. fuck indians outsourcing bastards [haha]
7. define fobby [Jax/Melissa, one of you should do a Fob Personality type as you two have more experience]
8. lame chan
9. Nick Carter Paris Hilton bruise
10. vanessa bryant gain weight [She’s still hot, baby]
11. fobbed out [Jax/Melissa: When you do the Personality Type, give examples. haha]
12. ashlee simpson has large breasts I never got passed her nose
13. lam ka yan damn sexy [fobby search in all its glory]
14. The Thai Princess Thai Drama [Melissa, you have some fans]
and of course, a crowd we proudly cater…
15.-Black guys with japanese girl
Above is the photo of Material Girl Ale, which is famously named after the Queen of Entertainment Marketing, Madonna. I wonder what kind of royalties she’s pulling in for this deal.
Surely, the Kabbalah, Inc. considers having an ale named & designed after oneself a sin. Right?! In doing some research, I found Alan Hassan’s website, Freedom of Mind, in which there is a cute little Kabbalah Learning Center. As I read, I fell upon these wise words,
“Alcohol carries light”, therefore -especially in the retreats in LA – consumption of alcohol is encouraged to “get close to the light” as part of rituals, also to minors.
Weird, indeed. So does this make Madonna the ‘Light’
since Material Girl Ale is in fact around 7.5% Alcohol? If she donates another $100 million to the cause, I’m sure Kabbalah, Inc. would most probably declare her a prophet of some sort. Wouldn’t surprise me at all.
Who really knows what the Kabbalah really is. Just buy the Kabbalah merchandise and drink some of the nutty Ale, for God’s sake! When you’re well tipsy & seeing the light of Kabbalah wisdom, all questions will subside & money will just flow out of your pockets to the current CEO of Kabbalah, Inc.
Varian Gray has been gracious enough to provide us with another personal picture of him and Hiromi Oshima…the girl who left him for fame with Playboy. She has stirred up quite a bit of conversation amongst the comments from the last post and the first post where I ever mentioned her. This picture is from whe they lived together in Playa del Carmen…moving from Puerto Vallarta back in ’02.
Does Hiromi not look happy to be with Varian?
What started as a post to show the sweet girl from Tokyo before the fame of Playboy has become a verbal assult towards both parties. Our readers have inquiring minds and thought provoking information that only Varian and Hiromi could really answer…
Comments about Varian Gray and Hiromi Oshima from our readers include:
“What I want is for Mr. Varian Gray(whoever he is) to give us a detailed description of what it was like to slide his mushroom headed warrior into Hiromi-chan’s quivvering mound of love pudding.” – Steve
“Hiromi Oshima is a vacuous slut. Back in April I saw two black guys double team her in public! It was behind the Marlin Hotel on Ocean Drive. Absolutely disgucting. She’s a filthy negro cock whore.” – Steve
“Last fall she spent the night with Nelly and Juvenile(that tape would outsell the NIGHT IN PARIS video) again at the Marlin, but this time in a room.” – Steve
“I’ve been told that she likes to be taken from behind;…” – Steve
“Varian, I’d like to know how Hiromi liked to get it. There is a well documented back alley gang bang she endulged in, anything freaky that went down during your tenure with the Shibuya-Super-Slut?” – Steve
Varian, would you like to comment?
Yes, following in the footsteps of her ex-husband turned manwhore, Donald Trump, Ivana Trump is set to create a new reality TV show of her own. “Ivana Man” will be its name. Although, I thought FOX was a little more creative than “Ivana Man.” It has a ring to it, but when you think about the model turned 55-year old drag queen, your stomach gets queasy & your mind fills with the desire to vomit. Here are some wise words from Ivana:
“I cannot be with an older man. They’re too set in their ways. … I prefer to be a baby-sitter than a nursemaid.”
um…ok. A little weird, but weird is good. Especially for reality TV.
Come to think of it, MILFs are plentiful in major metropolitan cities, but I figure these women have to offer other amenities apart from sex in order to successfully reel in some young fish. I’m talkin’ free use of their Netjets flying time, trips to exotic locations, possibly access to their 20-something daughters (where applicable).
Two questions remain:
(1) Will this show only be watched by depressed older women & young, gay men?
(2) And why is I-donï¿½t-vana’s last name still Trump? Is it b/c she robbed him of millions?
Everyone knows Daddy Simpson whores his daughters to the American entertainment industry, but little do we know of the games he has taught them to play in the process. Obviously, the sympathy dollar goes a long-long way, my friends. [Side note: Yes, I know. That baby is so ugly that it’s cute.]
Bitch tried to pull a Kate on Barkley. Read this
Hmm…a day after this bitch sees that Kobe’s case is dismissed she drops her complaint?
Good move you stupid greedy whore, trying to weezle money outta another great basketball player…it’s frickin Charles Barkley, that mothafuckin round mound of rebound…you can’t touch him either!!!!