The Bastardly T-Shirt! Be Bastardly Today!

The Bastardly T Shirt
Click T for larger image.

Yes-yes, I shit you not, my friends. In order to help you pucker up with hot girls or boys at bars, clubs & tip-top private parties around the world, we’ve created the universal pickup line. If you can’t get to at least 2nd base now, you might want to call it quits & move to Nepal to lead a lonely life in the mountains.

Kiss goodbye to your inhibitions & spread the Bastardly Love & Spirit, baby!

T-Shirt Photo Contest!

You buy. You snap. You win. The simple rules include:
1. Wear the shirt out one night in a kickass city of your choice
2. Take a hot photo* with someone whom you do not know (Tip: Guys, choose someone Varian Gray would hit up on. All you beautiful gals, please give some love to the insecure Asians! They are funny & can help you out when your computer breaks down!)
3. E-mail us your photo.

Our well experienced team will gauge the photo’s hotness level & post them up for readers to enjoy (with your permission)! So what does the winner get? You can either have another T or opt for the “special, secret prize” which you’ll get in the mail soon after you win.

Wavin & Jackson: Don’t email asking if it’s Porn! It’s not, you dirty-dirty people!

Cost: $15 (that includes shipping) for US/Canada residents. People abroad, add $3. There are limited quantities of smalls & xls, so grab ‘em quick if you wanna wear the T @ parties during the holiday season! As the Ts will be ready in a couple weeks, you may order via Paypal, check, money order or cash (at your own risk). Rock on!

*Implies you to be in a hot pose! Be creative!

Tara Reid: On The Brink Of Depression

Tara Reid
The look of shock, helplessness & “God, I wish I could buy a ‘Rewind Your Life’ Pass” is well apparent on Tara’s face. I would feel sorry, but it wouldn’t be as fun. This photo was taken Nov. 7—yes, AFTER her 10 second wardrobe malfunction from hell.

You can also notice that she’s wearing a backup shirt inside her jacket. Good work, Tara! And, just one more photo b/c we’re bastards…

The Bastardly Photos Starring…Mr. Federline, Paris, Olsen Monkeys & Lindsay Lohan

Here we have Britney and Hobo-Genius-Boy (Kevin Federline) walking. It looks like Brit & caramel frap are taking her lottery winner-hubs to the dentist. Aaaw, how sweet. Britney’s AMEX—It’s everywhere Kevin Federline wants to be! [Photo]

I’m thoroughly convinced that Kevin Federline chooses to wear hats only because he is too damn lazy to comb his hair. Once again damn him for being so lucky!! [Photo]

Here’s Paris in her Halloween costume…holding a pumpkin that she can barely pick up. Later Paris put the pumpkin down and broke into one of her catwalks. Haha.

One of the Olsen Monkeys staring down at a package of Twizllers. After a good 2 hours of staring at the twizlers, she managed to start nibbling on one. She nibbled and nibbled, only to later throw itup in the bathroom before leaving the game. aaaaeew! I don’t think we wanna see photos of that, ok.

Lindsay Lohan & one of her male bitches sunbathing—oh the idle life! This guy is like totally playin’ her. Damn him. [Photo 1] [Photo 2] [Photo 3]

Now for those guys who are good w/ this kind of stuff. Are her boobs real?

Asslee's Lip Syncing Excuses Continue…

Ashlee Simpson
Is she wearing a wig?

I’m a human being and things happen. Nobody’s perfect. I mean, if you ever, like, go out to one of my shows or anything like that, I’m always singing my heart out. Something always happens to everybody but you just kinda gotta let it brush off and move on. [Entertainment Tonight]

Excuse Count: 3 [I’m a human being. Nobody’s perfect. Something always happens to everybody]

Pity Count: 2 [I’m always singing my heart out at shows. Gotta let it brush off and move on]

She’s rackin’ it up!

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