Trick or Treat!
I would take it back to where I made a comfortable living. I would just make music, have people appreciate it, even if it’s a few people that like it, and be able to walk to a mall, walk to a store. [Ireland Online]
That’s Em wanting to hit the rewind button on his fame, but there’s no talk about giving up all the money that the fame has brought into his life. Sorry, but I’ve heard a lot of famous people spit that line out, so I call his bluff.
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! Nick Lachey is finally fed up of sleeping with annoying, high-pitched, lop-sided-boobed Jessica Simpson. I don’t blame him. I’ve seen one too many interviews of this chick in which she’s super dazed and confused b/c she’s trying too hard to remember what her daddy told her to say. One of my trusty sources, ehem-ehem—Star Magazine—has learned these two “lovebirds” are on the brink of calling it quits. They even (God knows how) consulted with an MTV executive snitch who claims their popular reality show is staged b/c they don’t spend time with each other once the cameras are off. Surprise-surprise.
Apparently, the alleged incident happened at a bachelor party for Nick’s sound engineer. Besides Nick, his brother Drew was there, and somebody else from 98 degrees. I can’t really quote the stripper, but to paraphrase, she said that she had relations with another woman, and had some whipped cream and toys and stuff, and that’s all she’s allowed to say. Well, Star magazine says that when she was “involved” with the other woman, Nick reportedly joined in. Star magazine asked for a response from Nick’s attorney who acknowledged that Nick went to the party, but denied that he sat anywhere near the girls or had anything to do with inviting them to the house in Hollywood Hills [JAM’N, 94.5]
Yeah, I’m sure he was standing in the other room & watching a live feed of what was going on in the living room. Raaaaeeeeaat! Dude, Nick is a normal guy who’s on the verge of going nuts b/c he made a mistake by marryin’ the girl he wanted to merely sleep with. Tsk tsk, Nick.
Obviously Nick Lachey is not the smartest of boybandies. He should really take pointers from Justin Timberlake. Justin is da player of players & that’s not b/c he has slept with Britney, Cameron & countless other girls at various clubs around the world, but b/c he knows the art of half-ass commitment. Just look at his marriage delays with Cammy. Dude, this guy’s so smart that he’s even got his mom to create drama to delay the wedding. Amazing! Anyway, here’s a photo for Samantha & Missy to drool over. Courtesy of This Is London.
Don’t get too excited, girls. They’re painted on for a movie (Alpha Dog – Scroll down for updates) he’s workin’ on.
Michael Ventre of MSNBC claims that the new Lakers will go into a massive championship drought and turn into the Clippers. Dude, this guy needs to be fired b/c he doesn’t know anything. Other people don’t know what to expect, but I know one thing: Lakers are champions b/c they are flush with cash. If they don’t do well this year—no worries—b/c we’ll make proper investments and be back next year, but I can guarantee we won’t be out for too long. I’ll end with a very simple line:
Thirteen of the 17 other champions either beat the Lakers or beat the team that beat the Lakers in the playoffs. [LA Times]