Here’s the latest. Apparently this bombshell of a beauty wants nothing to do w/ movie stars and the like. I don’t blame her, at all. Entertainers already have something up their ass that helps to inflate their heads, so Ms. Jolie has a point. Ok, now that the stars are out of the way, take notes on this hint by Angelina discussing future relationships:
If I ever have a relationship again, I don’t think he’ll be an actor. It will be somebody who can teach me – who’s already inspired to do things that I haven’t thought of yet.
Normally I would puke after reading something that, but Angelina Jolie commands respect from all! Unfortunately, since this is Hollywood, hypocrisy runs wild as you will soon discover.
I was writing the above a week or so ago, so since then, various close friends (a.k.a. Jennifer Aniston’s personal snitches) reveal that something’s up between Angie & Brad Pitt (Brad’s penis, maybe?—ok-ok BAD JOKE!). Anyway, here’s what one of the bastardly snitches divulged to some reporter:
At the moment it’s not looking good. Brad and Angelina are so into each other and stayed in connecting hotel rooms during the filming of Mr and Mrs Smith. I think Jennifer’s worried about his closeness with Jolie. [contactmusic]
I don’t really blame Brad Pitt at all. Let’s not lie to ourselves now. Jennifer Aniston’s next to ugly when put up against Angelina Jolie. Am I right on this or what? Brad, like any man with a 2 balls & a functional penis, is taking advantage of the heavenly circumstances presented to him. Now, they didn’t get connected rooms so Angie could provide Brad with towels when he ran low (or vice versa), but they got connected rooms so they could really get into their roles for Mr. & Mrs. Smith by enjoying mad-crazy-western sex at the middle of the night after Brad gets off his cell w/ Jens.
All I gotta say is: Brad, my Brotha! You seriously hold all cards at the moment. Jennifer Aniston will not dump your ass b/c she knows she can’t do any better, so cheat away, yo!