White Don't Make Right…

As no surprise, the Sonics draft a white guy in the lottery. Okay, so there’s a lot of hype about this guy, but let’s not get over the fact that this kid ain’t very big/strong and even (my fantasy monster) Jamaal Magloire will tear him up! Only upside to this is that they said Jack Sikma wants to work with this kid to develop him. Jack Sikma is like a god up here and he’s one of the few good white centers in nba history. Well, all I can say is that good ol’ Nate McMillan will probably get fired after this season because there’s no way in hell the Sonics are making the playoffs with this white boy.

Sebastian Telfair to the Blazers….that rocks!

Wondering…

Am I the only girl on this site? I am feeling as though I am with all this sports talk and boobs and what not. Now, don’t get me wrong … I can admit that Jessica’s breasts are absolutely mezmerizing and may have possibly imagined a short lesbian interaction with her … but I feel like I’m the only girl here. Am I complaining? No. Just wondering if there are any other females out there.

The Ashlee Simpson Show…

…is a waste of tv airtime.

I’ve not watched a whole episode, I can’t even sit through 2 minutes of it consecutively at a time. But I swear, she has no talent and that show is just waste of time.

So my thinking is that Jessica got her that show on MTV as apart of negotiations to do another season of Newlyweds because her sister really doesn’t have the looks that Jessica has so there really is no reason you’d want cameras following her around. I guess Ashlee apparently lives in a regular apartment and doesn’t know how to sweep or mop. That leads to me a tangent where I think someone should really bitch slap their parents for just picking up on their two daughters never having to teach them how to do anything. My gosh, were the parents too busy exploiting their daughters to make them money that they didn’t even bother teaching them how to sweep a fuckin floor. Give me a fuckin break! Do they have any other children that we don’t know about that they are about to exploit? Maybe the father can get the mom pregnant and they can make another MTV reality show following them around as she’s about to give birth to another complete idiot Simpson. Anyways, back to the focus of the no talent Ashlee Simpson…

The First Step – Leo Tolstoy

Ok, I�ve been meaning to post this bad boy for a while, so why not while we�re on the topic of obesity and the Atkin�s diet. This will be one of my few posts where it feels like the piece was written a long time ago, but the jist of the writing makes a lot of sense if applied to our lives. If I can succeed in applying 10% of what he writes about, I would be content. True discipline in areas of dieting, thought, exercise, etc is so hard to achieve that I�m beginning to think that you have to be born with it. I swear, it�s damn hard stuff!

By the way, this is part of a ten section piece (not as long as it sounds�just divided into sections) that I intend to slowly post up—I can only type so much & so fast. Most of you will find it corny, but it is aimed at people looking to plant the seed of change within themselves that will hopefully bear fruit later in life.

Anyway, for the few who will read it, enjoy�

Part VIII – The First Step by Leo Tolstoy

There never has been, and cannot be, a righteous life without temperance. Apart from temperance no righteous life is imaginable. The attainment of righteousness must commence with it.

I Have No Life.

Ok, I was hestitating in sharing this, but I know that some of you might want to learn, so here it is: A full tutorial on doing various tricks with poker chips! I’m trying to do the chip flip with my Goat chips Jared gave me, but I’m having no luck. Anyway, it comes with videos and all! Check it out here. And, yes, to answer your question, I am indeed a sad-sad person.

High Schoolers in the Draft

Who’s it gonna be Gav? I think signing up for the draft is the best gamble out there if you’re a good basketball player & still in high school. If you don’t make it, you go to a top notch school, only to graduate and get millions of dollars. If you make it, you get millions right off the bat!

1. Dwight Howard (Lots of eyes on this guy)
DOB: December 8, 1985
Averaged 25.0 points, 18.0 rebounds, 8.0 blocks and 3.5 assists

2. Shaun Livingston
DOB: September 11, 1985
Averaged 18.0 points, 6.2 rebounds and 5.7 assists.

3. Andris Biedrins (AHN-dris BE-a-drinsh)
DOB: April 2, 1986
Averaging 18.0 points, 8.9 rebounds and 1.9 blocks

4. Josh Smith
DOB: December 5, 1985
Averaged 25.8 points, 7.4 rebounds, 6.0 blocks and 3.0 steals

Why Fry's is COOL!!!

So Friday afternoon I went to Fry’s because I wanted to buy a new SD card for my camera that was on sale. In addition to that I bought some CD-Rs and a mini bookshelf system. As I’m walking pass the DVDs I notice that there is a porn section! OH BABY!!!!

…so yeah, it’s a pretty comprehensive selection and they even had this one that me and Joe wanted, “Angel X” starring Kaylani Lei. So here I am in the porn section, closely located to the kids section on the phone with Joe telling him the titles of what they got there…while holding my CD-Rs and mini bookshelf system.

In the end, I checkout….SD card, CD-Rs, bookshelf system, and Angel X starring Kaylani Lei. I’d have to say I found everything I needed today…

yes, Fry’s is a cool place!

If You're Fat, You're Fat..don't even make like.

Okay, so I’m probably re-affirming going to hell for this or get beaten up by fat people, black people, and fat black people but I’m pretty damn bored at work right now and I wanted to share a story…

So I went to this Teriyaki joint for lunch on Saturday. As I’m eating there’s this woman ordering and she’s being kinda picky…she all like, “can you make sure that the pieces of chicken i get don’t have much fat on it.” I’m think, ‘oh c’mon, give me a frickin break…don’t be that picky, the chicken is chicken, damnitt…don’t mess with the nice old lady.’ I turn around to see that it’s this big black fat ass lady that’s asking for this.

In addition to asking for the less fat chicken, she wants extra sauce, and after she gets her order she comes back to get a side order of rice and even more sauce on that! Now, I assume that she wanted less fat on the chicken because maybe she’s trying to lose weight….but if your fat ass is going to ask for extra sauce (full of sugar) and more rice (the dreaded complex carbohydrate) w/ more sauce (more sugar), I don’t think your fat ass will get any smaller. I’m sorry but if you’re fat, you’re going to stay fat if you order extra rice and sauce because not like that’ll offset your picky ass asking for less fat chicken.

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