Bastardly Lunchtime Snack… Stacy Sanches is Juicy

Yes boys, that’s Sanches w/ an ‘s’ @ the end! Anyway, for the really youthful horndogg community, here’s a little bit abotu Ms. Sanches.

Stacy Sanches, also known as Stacy Sanchez (born September 4, 1973 in Dallas, Texas) is an American model and actress. She was chosen as Playboy’s Playmate of the Month in March, 1995 and Playboy’s Playmate of the Year 1996. In June 1996, she was chosen German Playmate of the Month.
She was discovered by Ken Honey, a Playboy scout, in Hawaii, while competing in a bikini contest. Honey was unable to do a photo shoot at that time and returned to Canada. After going back to Dallas, Stacy sent Honey a photo album of hers. He was impressed and forwarded it on to Marilyn Gabrowski. She asked Stacy to fly to Los Angeles to do a test at Arny Freytag studios. The pictures were approved for the Playboy centerfold.
Sanches has been declared as the favorite playmate of all time by comedian Artie Lange on The Howard Stern Show, where he is a castmember. [Wiki]

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The Bastardly Morning Report by Slutty Paris Hilton Storage Photo


From the latest set of Paris Photos…

- You guys remember Debbie Gibson?! She’s looking thaaat bad these days… [Dlisted]

- Loved this titile: “Lindsay Lohan Is So Irritating That She’s Actually Causing Rehab Patients to Go Back to Drugs” [A Socialite's Life]

- A link for all the Bastardly Ladies: Christian Bale‘s Top 10 Movies [Film Experience Blog]

- J. Aniston trying to follow in Angie’s footsteps…she’s adopting two kids. A prayer goes out for those two poor kids. [DerekHail]

- If you’re holding hot coffee, please set it down before checking out photos of Gloria Santiago. [The Grumpiest]

Bastardly Sexual Relations: Is Mark Wahlberg Sleeping with Scarlett Johansson?

Even though I thought he was one of those crazy born-again ultra Christians, I can’t blame him for trying to get his head in-between Scarlett’s luscious golden globes. All I can say is that I pray to Jesus that they made a sex tape of their little lunchtime sexual tango.

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Bastardly MILF Rating: Maria Bello Wants Peace in Darfur


These were snapped @ Critic’s Choice Awards

And the Wiki says…

Maria Elaine Bello (born April 18, 1967) is an American actress.
Bello got her breakthrough when producers Kenny Lenhart and John J. Sakmar cast her in the spy show Mr. & Mrs. Smith (1996) as Mrs. Smith; they remembered her from her performance in a failed pilot that was a remake of the classic TV series 77 Sunset Strip (1958/I). The show was cancelled after just eight weeks on the air. Then came a guest stint on ER as the feisty pediatrician Dr. Anna Del Amico, in which she guest-starred on the final three episodes of the third season. The show’s producers were so impressed with her that they asked her back as a regular on the series. Bello remained on the show for one season, departing after the medical drama’s 4th season. The actress went on into movies landing a role in the movie Coyote Ugly. She has been twice nominated for a Golden Globe: In 2003, as Supporting Actress for The Cooler and in 2005, as Best Actress for A History of Violence.
Bello practices yoga, muay thai and ballet. Bello and her TV executive boyfriend, Dan McDermott, welcomed their first child, Jackson Blue McDermott, on March 5, 2001. [Wiki]

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Bastardly Breaking News!! Sandra Bullock is Dating Some Crazy Dude w/ a Huge Ass $100-Bill Tattoo

Is Sandra suddenly super desperate or something?! She should seriously consdier dropping this dude & hooking up w/ Keanu before he kills himself.

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Bastardly Hot or Not: Milena Govich @ The Muse Awards

And the Wiki says…

Milena Govich (born October 29, 1976) is an American actress. She was born in Norman, Oklahoma, when both of her parents, Bruce and Marilyn Govich,[1] were professors of music at the University of Oklahoma. Milena Govich followed her academic parents by graduating from both high school and college (University of Central Oklahoma (UCO)) as a valedictorian of her class. Govich left UCO with a double-degree in Performance and Pre-medical studies, and minored in Dance and Violin.[2] After graduation, Govich moved to New York City to pursue an acting career.
On television, Govich has previously appeared as Gabby in the pilot episode of CBS’s Love Monkey, and as the prostitute/con-artist Candy in the series Rescue Me. [Wiki]

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