Kerry: “We’re just 2 inches away from winning 100% of the gay votes, Howwie.”
Ok, this guy is a total MILF pimp, if I’ve ever seen one in action (MILF Hunter is the only other one). For those who are not familiar with the show, it’s some cheesy reality show (that also has easy porno-conversion potential) that comes on TBS (btw, I haven’t flipped to this channel since the 90s when they aired Bulls games). What’s the premise, you ask? It’s basically about a few hot women who are probably in the mid-late 20s, but mysteriously have the MILFy appearance (definite butherface candidates—at least on the show, but I just saw their portraits & they are all pretty much hot except for Maria, Natalie, & Mary), who all hike around playing games in the wilderness w/ their hot-hunk of a guide Outback Jack (ok, I have no damn idea what the show is about, but itï¿½s probably close to my last statement). Anyway, the MILFy women suit Outback Jack perfectly as he appears to be in his mid 30s & kinda shady lookinï¿½.
UNAIDS released a new report recently saying that more people got AIDS last year than ever before since the epidemic was discovered! One worrisome stat: “World-wide, nearly half of all new HIV cases are young people aged 15 to 24, according to the report.” Read the WSJ article here.
Britney & her new friend, Rocky. Not bad, not bad. But why does Britney look like ASSny? Seriously, she looks like she’s been slaving around for her new man a little too much. Plus, what’s up w/ that pink-pregnant-woman outfit?
This photo was recently in an NY Post article. Seriously, all this time I thought she was super hot, but this photo is beginning to scare the hell out of me.
24: What does that number signify? Those are the number of search results when searching for ‘Ashlee Simpson’ images on Yahoo. Very sad, indeed. Her sister? 1,530. If I had my own TV show and my sister was a world famous popstar, I think I could at least land 100 results on Yahoo (eventhough they wouldn’t be that good lookin’ pics, but that’s besides the point). It’s just a matter of hitting up the right parties, talking to the right photographers & publicists and boom, you got 50-75 results right there. 24 is pretty sad, but I don’t blame the web designers for their tastes because they’ve done the right thing for once.
Ashlee obviously got slapped around when it was time to divvy out the genes in her mother’s womb. Naturally, she got a few of the Jessica Simpson ‘hand-me-down’ genes: Ashlee’s white (a little too white for my eyes in some of her photos), she has the same hair (at least I think so?), has that mini-ass on her chin, but the homogonous genes pretty much stop there, my friends. Everyone knows that the modern pop star juice is sweetest when made with 3 parts body and 1 part vocal chord—basically, the more body, the more money! With Brittany lip-syncing at concerts, you know I have a valid point!
With that said, I’m not saying Jessica Simpson is anywhere close to an 8 on my scale, but she’s definitely closer to an 8 than Junior Simpson. How could such a disparity exist? This little observation makes me wonder if both of these girls have the same parents…this is a very likely possibility if you consider the society in which we currently reside. A little adultery here and there is harmless, right? Right.
Comments on the photos: Only one in particular about the 3rd photo. Why would you dress like that to an MTV award show?!? Did she forget the bloody show was that night or maybe she forgot to do laundry? Seriously. Get your act together, sistah!
Ok, now what is exactly wrong with Mini-Jessica? Apart from what Jackson has said about her sub-par living habits, her photo above should be worth a million words. Don’t worry, I won’t mention too many. Well, a lot of people dig the hair, but to me it looks like something straight out of the 80s–no matter what color. While we’re on the hair, she needs to choose one color & stick with it. One day she’s blonde, another day black/brunette, another day both. Fans get confused easily, Ashlee. I have short listed some issues:
Just got back from Best Buy. For anyone interested, there’s the Simple Life DVD (with the entire 1st season) for only $6.00. They’re hot, baby! I bought a couple of them for cousins in England.
This is so funny. It’s a video of N. Korean kids doing exercises. This is, by far, the oddest nation in the world.
I was just at Circuit City looking for some 4th of July deals (found none), but I did notice something very tragic. I noticed the poor employees who have to suffer through all 8 hours of their shift. Suffer from what? Well, suffer from the pain of looking at all the shit their income could never justify. Flat panel, super thin, ultra clear Samsung HTDVs, amazingly small cameras, home theater systems, etc etc. I don’t know what I’d do. I would probably become a thief or something.
Two things caught my eye.
A pocket-sized, 2×4 inch Panasonic video camera (this thing is the size of a Canon s500 Digicam; Model# SVAV100). Amazing, I tell you. I would think the $999 would be worth the price tag IF there was a night shot feature, but unfortunately this option is reserved for future models. Naturally, after holding this camera in my hands for around 5 minutes, I headed for the door…
With 4th of July upon us in a day, I figure this will be a nice read for some of you while you enjoy stuffing your faces with anything edible in sight.
4th of July and American patriotism are synonymous, right? Right. Patriotism is a very tricky topic for many, but it should be black & white @ its most basic level. I was brought up pledging allegiance to the flag since 3rd grade, but did I know what the hell I was doing? Of course not. I did it because everyone else in my class did it. As for flags, they tend to grow on you in a very similar fashion. You see them hanging everywhere—classrooms, doors, front of hotels, small businesses, large buildings, etc. I’ve lived in California, New York, South Carolina, & India, so I’ve been taught a couple national anthems (actually, I just hum through them), and told by teachers and parents to show respect to numerous flags (school, state, country) & useless monuments. It’s gotten so bad that even Universities now have their own songs. It’s very sad, actually.
All this crap only succeeds to separate one person or state/country from another—it achieves nothing else whatsoever. Think of how much more money we could give to the hungry in Washington DC if we didn’t have to build & maintain the WWII memorial or even the Vietnam Memorial? Just think about it. These relics will be sitting where they currently sit for generations to come and serve only one purpose: to remind us of all the hate & murder our minds can devise. What is the root of all this hate & murder? Patriotism. May it be Vietnamese or American. Even Israeli, Palestinian, Korean, Iraqi, or any other nation—patriotism is all the same. What matters most to the leaders? Their national borders. National pride. National ideals. National defense. Can you see the pattern? None of this crap will ever unite. It will simply breed (more) hate among nations.
Of course, coming to terms with the evils of patriotism will take some time considering all that you have to unlearn (for some, it will be impossible). This change, in my mind, occurs one person at a time. Rallies, protests, etc are simply futile attempts to temporarily influence the masses. They are merely A) a waste of money and B) mostly succeed in making people upset. If you desire to change, change in a peaceful manner. Ultimately, positive change will be infectious!
Below is a nice piece I found in one of my books for people to gander over (yes, it’s quite long, so print it if you so desire for a later read, but definitely read it). It more than justifies why patriotism must come to end. Some of the things mentioned are startling because they correlate so well with what is happening today with Israel, Palestine, Iraq & any other country on the brink of war.
Well, enjoy the day off!
Patriotism, Or Peace by Leo Tolstoy
You write asking me to state my opinion on the case between the United States and England, “in the cause of Christian consistency and true peace,” and you express the hope “that the nations may soon be awakened to the only means of insuring international peace.”
I entertain the same hope; and for this reason. The complication which, in our time, involves the nations: exalting patriotism as they do, educating the young generation in the superstition, and at the same time shirking that inevitable consequence of patriotism, war,—has, it seems to me, reached that last degree at which the very simplest consideration, such as suggests itself to every unbiased person, may suffice to show to men the extreme contradiction in which they are placed.
Often, when one asks children which they choose of two incompatible but eagerly desired things, they will answer, “Both.” “Which do you wish—to go for a drive, or to play at home?” “To go for a drive and to play at home.”
Exactly so with the Christian nations, when life itself puts the questions to them, “which do you choose—patriotism or peace?” they answer, “Patriotism and peace.” And yet to combine patriotism and peace is just an impossible as to go for a drive and to stay at home at one and the same time.
The other day a conflict arose between the United States and England over the frontier of Venezuela. Salisbury did not agree to something; patriotic warlike cries were raised on both sides; a panic occurred on ‘Change; people lost millions of pounds and dollars; Edison said he was devising machines to kill more men in an hour than were killed by Attila in all his wars; and both nations began to make energetic preparations for war.
But, together with these preparations for war, alike in England and America, various writers, princes, and statesmen began to counsel the governments of both nations to keep from war, insisting that the matter in dispute was not sufficiently serious for war, especially as between two Anglo-Saxon nations, peoples of one language, who ought not to go to war with each other, but ought rather in amity together to domineer over others, Whether because of this, or because all kinds of bishops, clergymen, and other ministers prayed and preached over the matter in their churches, or because both considered they were not yet ready; for one cause or another, it has turned out there is to be no war this time. And people have calmed down.
But one would have too little penetration not to see that the causes which have thus led to dispute between England and the States still remain the same; that if the present difficulty is settled without war, yet, inevitably, to-morrow or next day, disputes must arise between England and the States, between England and Germany, England and Russia, England and Turkey, disputes in all possible combinations. Such arise daily; and one or other of them will surely bring war.
For, if there live side by side two armed men, who have from childhood been taught that power, riches and glory are the highest goods, and that to obtain these by arms, to the loss of one’s neighbors, is a most praiseworthy thing; and if, further, there is for these men no moral, religious, or political bond,—then is it not clear that they will always seek war, that their normal relations will be warlike, and that having once caught each other by the throat, they separate again only, as the French proverb has it, pour mieux sauter, — they draw back to take a better spring, to rush upon each other with more ferocity?
The egoism of the individual is terrible. But the egoists of private life are not armed; they do not count it good to prepare, or to use, arms against their competitors; their egoism is controlled by the powers of the state and of public opinion. A private person who should, arm in hand, deprive his neighbor of a cow or an acre of field would be at once seized by the police and imprisoned. Moreover, he would be condemned by public opinion, called a thief and a robber. Quite otherwise with states. All are armed. Influence over them there is none; more than those absurd attempts to catch a bird by sprinkling salt on its tail, such as are the efforts to establish international congresses, which armed states (armed forsooth, that they may be above taking advice) will clearly never accept. And above all, the public opinion which punishes every violent act of the private individual, praises, exalts as the virtue of patriotism, every appropriation of other people’s property made with a view of increasing the power of one’s own country.
Open the newspapers on any day you like, and you will always see, every moment, some black spot, a possible cause for war. Now it is Korea; again the Pamirs, Africa, Abyssinia, Armenia, Turkey, Venezuela, or the Transvaal. The work of robbery ceases not for an instant; now here, now there, some small war is going on incessantly, like the exchange of shots in the first line; and a great real war may, must, begin at some moment.
If the American desires the greatness and prosperity of the States before all nations, and the Englishman desires the same for his nation, and the Russian, Turk, Dutchman, Abyssinian, Venezuelan, Boer, Armenian, Pole, Czech, each have a similar desire; if all are convinced that these desires ought not be concealed and suppressed, but on the contrary, are something to proud of, and to be encouraged in oneself, and in others; and if one’s country’s greatness and prosperity can be obtained only at the expense of another, or at enemies of many other countries and nations,—then how can war not be?
Obviously, to avoid war, it is necessary, not to preach sermons and pray God for peace, not to adjure the English-speaking nations to live in peace together in order to domineer over other nations, not to make double and triple counter-alliances, not to intermarry princes and princesses, but to destroy the root of war. And that is, the exclusive desires for the well-being of one’s own people; it is patriotism. Therefore, to destroy war, destroy patriotism. But to destroy patriotism, it is first necessary to produce conviction that it is an evil and that is difficult to do. Tell people that war is an evil, and they will laugh; for who does not know it? Tell them that patriotism is an evil, and most of them will agree, but with a reservation. “yes,” they will say, “wrong patriotism is an evil; but there is another kind, the kind we hold.” But just what this good patriotism, even if not aggressive, is necessarily retentive; that is, people wish to keep what they have previously conquered. The nation does not exist which was founded without conquest; and conquest can only be retained by the means which achieved it—namely, violence, murder. But if patriotism be not even retentive, it is then the restoring patriotism of conquered and oppressed nations, of Armenians, Poles, Czechs, Irish, and so on. And this patriotism is about the very worst; for it is the most embittered and most provocative of violence.
Patriotism cannot be good. Why do not people say that egoism maybe good? For this might more easily be maintained as to egoism, which is a natural and inborn feeling, than as to patriotism, which is an unnatural feeling, artificially grafted on man.
It will be said, “Patriotism has welded mankind into states, and maintains the unity of states.” But men are now united in states; that work is done; why now maintain exclusive devotion to one’s own state, when this produces terrible evils for all states and nations. For this same patriotism which welded mankind into states is now destroying those some states. If there were but one patriotism—say of the English only— then it were possible to regard that as conciliatory, or beneficent. But when, as now, there is American patriotism, English, German, French, Russian, all opposed to one another, in this event, patriotism no longer unites, but disunites. To say that patriotism was beneficent unifying the states, when it flourished in Greece and Rome, and that it is also similarly and equally beneficent now, after eighteen centuries of life under Christianity, is as much as to say that because plowing was useful and good for the field before the sowing, it is equally so now, when the crop has come up.
It might, indeed, be well to let patriotism survive, in memory of the benefits it once brought, in the way we have preserved ancient monuments, like temples, tombs, and so on. But temples and tombs endure without causing any harm; while patriotism ceases not to inflict incalculable woes.
Why are Armenians and Turks now agitated, being massacred, becoming like wild beasts? Why are England and Russia, each anxious for its own share of the inheritance from turkey, waiting upon, and not ending these butcheries of Armenians? Why are Abyssinians and Italians being massacred? Why was a terrible war within an ace of outbreak over Venezuela; and since, another over the Transvaal? And the Chino-Japanese, the Russo-Turkish, the Franco-German? And the bitterness of conquered nations: Armenia, Poles, Irish? And the preparations for a war of all nations? All this is the fruit of patriotism. Seas of blood have been shed over this passion; and will yet be shed for it, unless people free themselves of this absolete relic of antiquity.
Several times now I have had occasion to write about patriotism; about its entire incompatibility, not only with the truly understood teaching of Christ, but with the very lowest demands of mortality in a Christian society. Each time any arguments have been met either with silence, or with a lofty suggestion that my ideas, as expressed, are Utopian utterances of mysticism, anarchism, and cosmopolitanism. Often my ideas are summed up, and then instead of counter-arguments, the remark only is added, that “this is nothing less than cosmopolitanism!” As if this word, cosmopolitanism, had indisputably refuted all my arguments.
Men who are serious, mature, clever, kind, and who—this is the most important matter—stands like a city on a mountain top; men who by their example involuntarily lead the masses; such men assume that the legitimacy and beneficence of patriotism are so far evident and certain, that it is not worth while answering the frivolous and foolish attacks on the sacred feeling. And the majority of people, misled from childhood and infected and patriotism accept this lofty silence as the most convincing argument; and they continue to walk in the darkness of ignorance.
Those who, from their position, can help to free the masses from their sufferings, and do not do so, commit a vast sin.
The most fearful evil is the world is hypocrisy. Not in vain did Christ, once only, show anger; and that against the hypocrisy of the Pharisees.
But what was the Pharisaic hypocrisy compared with the hypocrisy of our own time? In comparison with our hypocrites, those among the Pharisees were the justest of men; and their art of hypocrisy was child’s play, beside ours. It cannot be otherwise. All our lives, with their profession of Christianity, of the doctrine of humility and love, lived in an armed robber camp, cannot be other than one broken, frightful hypocrisy. It is very convenient to profess a doctrine which has, at one end, Christian holiness and consequent infallibility, and at the other end the heathen sword and gallows; so that, when it is possible to deceive and impose by holiness, holiness is brought in play, while, when the deceit fails, the sword and gallows are set to work. Such a doctrine is very convenient. But a time comes when the cobweb of lies gives away, and it is no longer possible to keep up both ends; one or other has to go. This is about to happen with the doctrine of patriotism.
Whether people wish it or do not wish it, the question stands clear to mankind, how can this patriotism, whence come human sufferings incalculable, sufferings both physical and moral, be necessary, and be a virtue? This question, of compulsion, must be answered.
It is needful, either to show that patriotism is so beneficent that it redeems all those terrible sufferings which it causes to mankind; or else, to acknowledge that patriotism is an evil, which, instead of being grafted upon and suggested to people, should be struggled against with all one’s might, to escape from it.
C’est a prendre ou a laisser, as the French say. I patriotism be good, then Christianity, as giving peace is an idle dream, and the sooner we root it out, the better. But if Christianity really gives peace, and if we really want peace, then patriotism is a survival of barbarism, and it is not only wrong to excite and develop it, as we do now, but it ought to be rooted out by every means, by preaching, persuasion, contempt, ridicule. If Christianity be truth and we wish to live in peace, then must we more than cease to take pleasure in the power of our country; we must rejoice in the weakening of that power, and help thereto.
The Russians should rejoice if Poland, the Baltic Provices, Finland, Armenia, should be separated, freed, from Russia; so with an Englishman in regard to Ireland, India, and other professions; and each should help to this, because, the greater the state, the more wrong of suffering upon which its power is founded. Therefore, if we really wish to be what we profess to be, we must not only cease our present desire for the growth of our state, we must desire its decrease, its weakening, and help this forward with all our might. And in this way we must train the rising generation; we must educate them so that, just as now a young man is ashamed to show his rude egoism by eating everything and leaving nothing for others, by pushing the weak out of the way that he must pass himself, by forcibly taking that which another needs: so he may then be equally ashamed of desiring increased power for his own country; and so that, just as it is now considered stupid, foolish, to praise oneself, it shall then be seen to be equally foolish to praise one’s own nation, as it is now done in divers of the best national histories, pictures, monuments, text-books, articles, verses, sermons, and silly national hymns. It must be understood that as long as we praise patriotism, and cultivate it in the young, so long will there be armaments to destroy the physical and spiritual life of nations; and wars, vast, awful wars, such as we are preparing for, into the circle of which we are drawing, debauching them in our patriotism, the new and to be dreaded combatants of the far East.
The Emperor Wilhelm, one of the most absurd personage of our time, —orator, poet, musicians, dramatist and painter, chief of all, patriot,—lately had made a sketch representing all the nations of Europe, standing, with drawn swords, on the sea-shore; there, under direction of the Archangel Michael, gazing at figures of Buddha and Confucius, seated in the distance. In Wilhelm’s intention, this denotes that the nations of Europe must unite, to appose the danger moving upon them from the quarter shown. And he is perfectly right; that is, from his pagan, gross, patriotic point of view, absolete these eighteen hundred years.
The European nations, forgetful of Christ for the sake of patriotism, have ever more and more excited and incited these peaceful peoples to patriotism; and now have roused them to such a degree that really, if only Japan and China as completely forget the teaching of Buddha and Confucius as we have forgotten the teaching of Christ, they would soon master the art of killing (soon learned, as Japan has shown); and being brave, skilful, strong, and numerous, they would inevitably do with Europe what the European countries are doing with Africa; unless Europe can appose to them something stronger than armaments and Edisonian devices. “The disciple is not above his master: but everyone that is perfect shall be as his master.”
To the question of a petty king, as to how many men, and in what way, he should add to his troops, in order to conquer a southern tribe which refused submission to him, Confucius replied, “Disband all your army, use what you now spend on troops for the education of your people, and for the improvement of agriculture; and the southern tribe will expel its king, and, without war, submit to thy authority.”
Thus taught Confucius, whom we are counseled to fear.
And we, having forgotten the teaching of Christ, having renounced him, wish to subdue nations by violence; thereby only to prepare for ourselves new enemies, still more powerful than our present neighbors.
A friend of mine, having seen Wilhelm’s picture, said: “The picture is excellent, only it does not at all signify what is written below. It really shows the Archangel Michael pointing out to all the governments of Europe, represented as brigands hung round with arms, that which is to destroy, annihilate them; namely, the meekness of Buddha and the reasonableness of Confucius.” He might have added, “and the humility of Lao-Tse.” And indeed we, in our hypocrisy, have so far forgotten Christ, and corroded out of our lives all that is Christian, that the teachings of Buddha and Confucius rise incomparably higher than that bestial patriotism which guides our pseudo-Christian nations.
The salvation of Europe, of the whole Christian world, comes not by being grit with swords, like brigands, as in Wilhelm’s picture; not by rushing across seas to kill our brethren: but, oppositely, by casting off the survival of barbarism, patriotism; and having renounced it by disarming; showing the Oriental nations an example, not of savage patriotism and ferocity, but the one of brotherly life which has been taught to us by Christ.
[The above letter, called forth by the dispute about Venezuela between the United States and England, was written by Count Tolstoy to an English correspondent, and first appeared in the Daily Chronicle of March 17, 1896]
Most of you don’t even live in California, well the people who normally read this everyday. But I just recieved this email from a friend and wanted to share it with you. My friends are really big solar power geeks and yes now I have become one too.
Every little bit helps. If California can get it passed, maybe it will inspire other states to try to go solar too!