God, just went through an extremely busy day today. Haven’t had much time to do anything today except my latest Personality Type.
FYI to people: Mainly Melissa & Brian- You guys want to hit up Hawaii this summer or what? Preferably sometime in August. I think tix will be cheaper. Oh yeah, Melissa, James is staying in a killer house all summer. I want to try to get a lot of people to go so the trip will be worth it. I just don’t want to be standing around all alone while ChanMan works the mojo on his women. Also, if I do go, I’m going to splurge and do my first skydiving session (if it doesn’t cost me like $500–$300 is my personal limit. This includes a video, God damn it! I am Indian, so I naturally expect more.)
Now, for my Lazy Bastard Personality Type! Behold!
I know this person who’s so damn lazy. This guy has the typical Lazy Bastard Personality. There are plenty of these people in the US, w/ especially a heavy-heavy concentration in the South for some odd reason. It must be all the buttered-up biscuits, slow moving gravy and deep-fried chicken that make these people so damn lethargic in mind & motion!
okay, so there was might hype about the new playboy b/c Charisma Carpenter was going to be in it. I’ll just have to say that I was disappointed with her pictoral. There was no full frontal nudity….which I think she should’ve done, not only because I wanted to see but b/c it’s not like she got much going on right now that Angel is cancelled. I mean, she does have a nice rack but she also has the dark silver dollar size arreolas…not completely kickin but still a mouthful.
anyways though….the other pictoral spreads are pretty damn awesome. the playmate of the month is this japanese chick…hiromi oshima….she’s hot and has an amazing rack…she’s the asian girl that was in the beginning part of the Shake Yo Tailfeather video. also, they got a pictoral of the playmate of the year….damn, she’s frickin hot…
alright, so that’s this month’s issue of playboy…. i was looking forward to charisma carpenter but found that the other 2 spreads were much more arousing…
The discussion on Hiromi Oshima continues in these two posts:
Hiromi Oshima – Before Playboy
Hiromi Oshima – Another Pic
god…like, when the season first started i thought to myself…’hmm, this rocker chick got a little squish but she looks like she could have her moments of do-ability’. but man, after last night’s episode, i’m so glad that she’s gone… let her go back to dave and his band and his concerts and his tatoos and all that other dave-related bs that made her leave. i can remember all these other people getting kicked out of the house…but i don’t recall people leaving because they were crazy ass whack-jobs. anyone know why Irene from the seattle season left? was it b/c she was fed up? i just remember her getting slapped by the black guy. …now let’s focus on the best part of the show….Jamie’s halloween costume. wow, if eve really was a hot slimmy korean then you gotta give adam a break because he probably thought he’d get to tap that ass if he ate the forbidden fruit.
Yes the delicate meat prices are rising and have been rising since the madcow scare! Those Commies! Anyway, let me share with you some of the junk I read @ times. Here’s a gold analyst spouting (is this a word?) out about why he thinks gold will hit $480 and then move up to $1000+. Well, here’s an excerpt from Jim Sinclair’s June 1st commentary on gold prices:*
I CANNOT comprend how you are my friend Moe. I think I cried last night because the T-Wolves lost. No, not because Minnasota is my favorite team, its mainly because I fuckin HATE the lakers.
I hope one day I will be walking down the street with a dozen bricks and it just so happens that Dick Fox, Kobe Bry’can’t’, dumb Derrek Fisher, RETARDED (literally) Shaq, lame-ass Devin George, Karl "I’m too old (look at the grey hairs on my gotee) to play basketball so I just bully everyone" Malone, Gary "I suck" Payton, and Kareem "I will never be the most famous Kareem in basketball" Rush all walk by so I can throw those bricks at their knees. Yeah, of course you win basketball games when you buy players. Duh.
Alright, so the challenge has been laid down to me by my friend to come up with the ultimate mix cd of cheesy corny ol’ skool r&b songs. Now, I’m talking about stuff that came out when we were in like middle school…I’m open to suggestions. I’m talking about artists like Troop, Riff, Jasmine Guy, Trey Lorenz, etc…
If you think Shai or Keith Martin is old school, then you’re too young to participate on this list…
It’s like, when you hear the song, you gotta be all like, "damn, i remember i was in 6th grade when that song came out."
So far, the most cheesy song I’ve come up….Jeremy Jordan, "Right Kind of Love" off the Bevery Hills 90210 soundtrack! oh baby!!! i know he ain’t r&b but I remember the video where’s he’s trying to ball with his hired crew of brothas…
There is a tragedy in being a Lakers fan and living on the east cost. One tragedy is simply the lack of other Laker fans in the South for the good ‘ol reminiscing about the great championships of the past & the second tragedy is the more obvious timezone issue. The 3-hr differential simply does not suit my work schedule! I was up until 12am watching the Lakers run over Minnesota. I have to admit, I was a little scared in the 3rd quarter, but thank God, Kareem Rush came up huge w/ his six 3-pointers. It was luck, God damn it, but winning championship year after year after year takes a little luck, along with a tremendous amount of skill. Minisuckota has the skill, but simply needs more luck. Maybe next year they can get to game 7? Or possibly spend $300 million & bring hall-of-fame players to compliment Lattrell & KG?
As for ‘Soul Plane,’ I was unable to watch it yesterday. Things came up beyond my control, so I was forced to postpone until later this week (hopefully Saturday). I’m kind of glad because I didn’t really want to watch the movie w/ a bunch of rowdy Southerners on a holiday weekend anyway. So yes, you will have to wait for my full review of this epic.
Today, I will catch the matinee show, but for now I will leave you guys with some HOT photos taken at the Premiere. These are just some of my favs:
First, we have our main man, Snoop, sporting his Gangsta Pilot Suit. No, he didn’t wear this to the premiere. This was just a cool photo I decided to pop in. I know, I know. I’m losing a lot of of my credibility in choosing movies by pushing this film so much, but screw it. People will soon see. True threatre comes alive when people act with the intent to entertain their audience—not shock them with the blatant glamorization of murderous, mythical heroes (i.e. Troy) or of course, rely on computer generated flicks b/c modern actors simply don’t cut it (i.e. Shrek 2—I know I’d like this movie if I saw it, but I’m trying to prove a point make).*
If you have a fast connection, you gotta check out the following site. It’s a sweet panorama of the New Year Celebration at Times Square just last year. I didn’t think it could be done w/ such clarity, but obviously it’s possible!
Truly sad, I tell you. I learned to edge my lawn today. I never thought it come to this, but yes, I edged my lawn to perfection, God damn it! I used a powerful Black & Decker edger that caught the eye of some of my hick neighbors who were also tolling away in their robot lives w/ de-weeding, lawn mowing, & random garden upgrades. One guy even came over and checked out my edger. I won’t go into our exciting conversation. Anyway, now all I need to do is buy a Ford F150, get one of those lame wood carriages that look like they’re about to come off of trucks and hit other cars on the freeway (you people in cities probably have no clue what I’m talking about), buy a hardcore lawn mower and lastly, drive around cutting other peoples’ lawn through the guise of my own lawn mowing business.
Ok change of topic… *