Bloody Gas Prices

I know it’s probably cheaper here than anywhere else in the States, but it’s really upsetting. Gas prices in the South have gone from an average of $1.30 to $1.95 in a matter of 2 months! If this won’t contribute to deflation then I have no clue what will. I used to go and have ice-cream @ Marble Slab or hit up B&N for their mags or get some coffee at a local coffee joint, but I have to tame my trips down a bit now that the prices are slowly inching up each day to record levels.

I drive a small Mitsubishi Mirage, so I might be complaining a little too much, but I see all these people in their huge ass SUVs and wonder what it feels like to literally pay up their asses for 40 gallons once or, God forbid, twice a week. You know the thought of selling their Money Guzzler and buying a humble Civic crosses their mind as they stand there painfully watching the meter race up to $60 or $80 per fill-up. God, it is a sad-sad reality, but I think those people who can afford SUVs can most probably maintain them, as well (at least, I hope they can).

Anyway, weekend is going to be pretty boring. Doing a BBQ today for a party later tonight. It’s never fun doing a bloody BBQ when it’s 95 degrees & humid outside.

Oh one last thing. There is a new “Print” link next to Comments under each post. Now you can actually print our wonderful posts and save it to read later when you’re on the bus, the sub, or the airplane & having having trouble going to sleep. I’m trying to get an E-Mail link going as well, but first have to work through a few bugs.

Ratings: Lisa Marie & Michael Jackson

You knew this rating was on its way. Yes, they both were together, but it was only for the public to see. I doubt they had any deeper relationship than that (at least, I hope to God they didn’t).

Dear lord, have mercy!Lisa Marie is a very special case. She was hot leading up to her adult life, but as she got older, she kept enjoying the fruits of her daddy’s millions. Those fruits went straight to her stomach, face, neck, ass, you name it! Lisa needs to get her daddy’s checkbook out and do the following:

– give one check to a hired nutritionist- one check to a bloody personal trainer–actually maybe hire two. One to train her and one to follow her around and make sure she’s not binging on 5lb steaks- plastic surgery is always an option in my book. Especially if you are the daughter of the King of Rock n’ Roll & have access to his millions. I would suggest getting fat suctioned out of her cheeks, arms, waste, ass, thighs and every other body part to bring her back to what she looked like when she was 25. How old is she now, anyway? 40?! Who knows. But she looks real beat up for her age–whatever it happens to be. *

Kelly Clarkson and other parts of last night I caught…

alright, so yesterday i stated that Kelly Clarkson is fine and if you watched last night you’re probably going to think I’m on crack for saying that. But I’ll have to give my analysis on what I caught last night.

Okay, so Kelly comes out for that performance with Predator, Kool-Aid man, and Ruben. She lookin all sexy with that shiny silver sparkly bra with the coat over it and like one button done. So I’m thinking to myself, "damn, i wanna unbotton that." Now she looked pretty fine in that performance. HOWEVER, I start watching some other stuff and come back to Fox where she’s doing her second performance and it’s a close up of her head and her multiple chins. Then I see she’s sitting on a piano…two things went through my head, 1st: damn, kelly clarkson got herself another chin now and 2nd: man, i hope that piano can hold up her big round ass. I mean, wtf happened to her? I mean she had a little squish and that was all nice. Then, I remember seeing Making the Video for "Before Your Love" and she looked fine and then the video for "Miss Independent" she be all slimmy and fine….but this!?! goodness, all i’m asking for is 5 lbs off and a little bit of cardio to get rid of chin number 2. But yeah, she’s still fine to me…*

Ratings – Macy Gray & Kimberly Locke

Beauty Definitely not UnLockedIn order to form an appropriate & consistent rating system of really bad & good looking individuals, I’m posting up two people Jackson mentioned in his Diana v. Fantasia post.

On a scale from 1-10, 10 being a person that I have yet to see in any industry or country in all my travels & thankfully, I have yet to see any 1s (but I’m sure the other authors can speak for themselves). I Think I have seen many 8s walking around, but 9s and 10s are close to impossible, my friends. Anyway, here are some 2s-2.5s. I’ll try to get a photo of a 1, so you can see the absolute worst in physical appearance. *

Letter from a Boy

Title of Letter: “Thou Shalt Do No Murder.”

To M. Herman Sneiders, Commandant of the National Guard of the Midelburg district.

Dear Sir,— Last week I received a document ordering me to appear at the municipal office to be, according to the law, enlisted in the National Guard. As you probably noticed, I did not appear, and this letter is to inform you, plainly and without equivocation, that I do not intend to appear before the commission. I know well that I am taking a heavy responsibility, that you have the right to punish me, and that you will not fail to use this right. But that does not frighten me. The reasons which lead me to this passive resistance seem to me strong enough to outweigh the responsibility I take.

Office Guilt

Office guilt is when all these people try to sell you crap (things ranging from boxes of chocolates to magazines to bloody, useless wrapping paper!) and you have to use new excuses each time to turn them down. The guilt that follows this act is ‘Office Guilt.’

Seriously, it’s like every day some woman will walk into my 6×6 rat hole and make their sales pitch. This pitch is sometimes longer than necessary and at other times a blatant attempt to steal your money from your wallet w/ no remorse.*

Diana vs. Fantasia

Another subject I wanted to touch on…

so I don’t really care about American Idol b/c Jasmine got voted off. That’s probably the same thing all other Lindsay Lohan / Olsen Twins sick bastaad fans like myself felt too.

btw, is it wrong for me to say that Lindsay Lohan has a nice rack? but anyways….back to the subject.

I’ve already commented on Fantasia having the Predator lips and I’m sorry but I don’t want some 19 year old who got knocked up and have a baby girl in a society that frowns upon un-wed mothers being the american idol. Her pure unattractiveness ranks somewhere between Macy Gray and Kimberly Locke.

Diana…can’t you see her as the Kool-Aid man bursting through the wall if she won and saying, “ooooooh yeah!” ..’cause I sure as hell can. Like, I’m sure if you put her on Atkins or the South Beach diet she could drop some poundage and be alright looking.

Now, they say Kelly Clarkson had a some fat when she won…I disagree. Kelly Clarkson is fine…she got a nice size dumpa on her and yeah, she’d totally be more fantasy masturbation material than frickin Diana and Fantasia. Jasmine as the American Idol would’ve given all those teenage boys and R.Kelly’s in the world to have another piece of jailbait to whack off to.

Cost Breakdown of Latest Visit to Uncle Rick's b/c of Taylor's Triple D's!!!

Alright, so I thought my first entry would appropriately be a strip club story and how foolishly we threw our money at Hot Taylor who had amazing Triple D boobies.

Well, in addition to spending money on Taylor; myself and JoeTheWorm spent some money on some other chicks.

Jackson – Joy, small petite Filipino girl that I’d like to break in half and hit on w/ no success. – $60

JoeTheWorm – Mae Lee, hot Korean/Chinese. She’d be first ballot hall of fame if there was such at Rick’s we done thought she retired by now. – $210

Total so far…$270… now to Taylor.

LL Eng – only one out of the 6 of us who had self-control over getting no more than one dance. $30

Rome Dawg – love the boobs, we paid for one, he ended up getting three. $90

Miya Morto – the shy one, we paid for one, but surprisingly he ended up with three. $90

Me – Miya Morto bought me one while I had enough money left for one too. Good thing I didn’t have anymore cash. Two total. $60

Buki – he never gets dances but we got him to get a three and he gave her a $10 tip. $100

JoeTheWorm – he started the night off with her and we bought him two but he ended up getting a lot than that. $210

Total money Taylor made off our table: $580

Total amount we spent that night at Ricks: $850

…yes, we are sick bastaads…….tee hee.

A-boo-boo Ga-Ga-rub

You would think the guy could at least learn to say the two words on everyone’s mind these days. Nevertheless, Bush’s Feel Good Speech #1 of many was entertainment until 10 mins into it, I decided to go outside and water my roses. You cannot listen to that crap too much because it starts to grow on you. It is made that way by design. You cannot listen to the same people who are helping to fan the flames of hate (yes, that’s a bad bad line) explain to you the state of a conflict gone awry. If you live on another planet and rarely watch TV, listen to the radio, read the newspapers or surf the web, then I really think you would’ve been vulnerable in believing that things are fine and dandy over there & America is very close to becoming more secure than it was on the morning of 9/11/01. Just look at some of the statements he made…


For all that I live for, after I watched this movie … I will NEVER, or more importantly try really hard not to … eat fast food again. I would have to say that only on the ocassional munchie run or “I need to eat or I’ll yak” kinda situations will be the only reason I eat fast food.

Working a biopharmaceutical company that develops drugs for heart disease, I can see why the sudden interest in developing drugs for type II diabetes or finding the infinite fat blocker so to speak. America is straight OBESE!!! At least I know I have job security. If you haven’t heard, obesity has pretty much passed smoking as the major killer of people these days.

If you haven’t heard of it, its a movie about this guy who eats McDonalds 3 meals a day, everyday for a month. Yeah thats right a month. He starts out as a completely healthy guy. I really recommend this movie. I had a headache through the whole thing, and I think it gave me gas!!! Man … I don’t even feel like eating for the rest of the month. Anyway, its a great movie. If your diet is based on fast food, I recommend you either 1) watch the movie so you know what you are doing to your body or 2) don’t watch the movie and die of a fatty liver.

I really interesting point one of the guys made in the film was … people get heckled for smoking all the time, like “why do you smoke, do you know what you are doing to your body?” but its not ok to heckle an obese person cause its not PC, when in actuality, that obese person is doing the same amount of harm to their body as the smoking person. Hmmmmm. (and yes by the way, I have stopped smoking since january)


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