Bastardly Hot or Not: Hilarie Burton @ 2006 Teen Choice Awards

And the Wiki says…

Hilarie Ross Burton (born July 1, 1982) is an American actress.

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Prior to her role on One Tree Hill, Burton worked as a VJ for the television show Total Request Live on MTV. She was supposed to be a guest commentator for one segment, but producers decided to offer her a permanent job. Burton appeared on the television series Dawson’s Creek, and was cast as Peyton Sawyer, a high school cheerleader with an artistic side, on One Tree Hill, which debuted in 2003. She also unsuccessfully auditioned for the role of the coach’s daughter in Radio.

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Burton lives with Ian Prange, second assistant director on One Tree Hill; the couple are rumoured to be married or engaged, although IMDB states her as married. [Wiki]

The last bit is kind of shady, but whatever…

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Victoria Silvstedt Whores It Up @ the 2006 MTV VMAs

- A juicy Tuna can full of Jennifer Ellison
- Trailer for Pan’s Labyrinth written and directed by Guillermo Del Toro
- Angelina Jolie Pisses Off Oprah!
- Jessica Alba Walks Her Dog
- Jessica Alba helps us cope

- Jerry Springer for Governor
- Lohan in Maui in a Bikini. Yes, again.
- A painful photo of Jojo
- Jessica Simpson is Getting Uglier

- Play the Guess who game…
- Diane Lane Still Looks Amazing
- Did You Miss The VMA’s?
- K-Fed will make you lose control, of your lunch

- The VMA’s rocked mediocrely into the night
- Jessica Simpson and Ken Paves at the HairDo Promo Shoot
- Holly Valance in Arena Magazine
- Courteney Cox To Dish The Dirt

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Brooke Hogan Attacks 2006 MTV VMAs w/ Daddy Hulk Hogan

I know most of you will shoot me down on this one, but Brooke actually looks good in these—for a middle aged prostitute (which isn’t really a insult from a Bastardly.com perspective). There’s still no way in hell I’d let my daughter step out of the house looking like a prostitute, but then again, if Daddy Hulk is by your side, I don’t think anyone in their right mind will try anything stupid.

Here are more of Brooke doing her generic poses…

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Fergie (unfortunately) @ 2006 MTV Video Music Awards

We had to get an extra large bag for this photo. Hold fast for a series of non-bagged pictures!

Check out the rest of the Butta at Buttafaces.com!

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Bastardly Fashion Rating: Danity Kane @ 2006 MTV VMAs

Okay, sorry folks but I can’t say anything mean about Aubrey. But that doesn’t mean you all can’t chime out… take your pic! You got 5 choices to go over!

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