Bastardly Hot or Not: Ashley Massaro @ 2007 Network CW Winter TCA Party

From the Wikipedia:

Ashley Massaro (born May 26, 1979 in Babylon, New York), sometimes known as just Ashley is a model and professional wrestler, currently working for World Wrestling Entertainment’s on its SmackDown! brand. She was the winner of the 2005 RAW Diva Search.

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Juicy Boob’d Mena Suvari Topless Beach Photos

After checking out these photos, I have to conclude that Mena Suvari definitely has some boobies to nipple size ratio issues, but I’m pretty sure 95% of the community won’t mind.

Also, major kudos to Mena’s agent for a successful start to 2007. For some odd reason, nudity always gets the attention of the Bastardly Horndogg Community. Ow!

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Christina Aguilera Didn’t Bring Her Pet Monkey to NRJ Music Awards

The award show went down yesterday. If you’re French, make sure you check out the award show’s website.

So, why would Christina hit up the NRJ Music Awards in Cannes, France?!? Well, besides hitting up crazy coke-parties & sleeping around w/ random rich men from around the globe, the NRJ people awarded her w/ International Album of the Year honors for Back to Basics. Good work, Christina!

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Eva Longoria & Her Sexy March, 2007 Arena Magazine Layout

I know we call Eva a whore, slut & prostitute (which all mean pretty much the same thing), but that doesn’t change the fact that she looks unbelievably sexy in this particular layout. Keep it perky & keep it hot, Eva!! Ow!!

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Candice Michelle Set to Star in 2007 Go Daddy Super Bowl Ads

Photos taken @ the recent Trump Vodka Launch event.

From years past, one of my favorite Super Bowl commercials have been those kinky Go Daddy ads. Advertising really works b/c we host all our lame ass domains through them. Anyway, here’s what Bob Parsons (a.k.a. Mr. Go Daddy) had to say about the upcoming Super Bowl commercials in a recent email newsletter they send out to customers:

Here’s what I can tell you: Yes, Go Daddy(R) is planning on advertising during the 2007 Super Bowl(R). The diverse cast for this year’s big spot includes Candice Michelle, IndyCar(R) racer Danica Patrick, the Teutul family from Orange County Choppers(TM) and some others you’re sure to recognize.

Now what I CAN’T tell you: I’m sworn to secrecy about the commercial’s story line. But with the great range of talent we’ve brought together, you can count on it being GoDaddy-esque — fun, edgy and a touch inappropriate. If you want more information, or to see commercial footage already rejected by the network, take a trip down our “Road to the Super Bowl.” ( [Go Daddy Newsletter]

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