The Bastardly Morning Report by Parminder Nagra

- Lindsay is Happy in Rehab. Rehab = Ultra-exclusive celebrity resort. I want to be happy in rehab too, God damn it!! [Dlisted]

- Britney Spears Should Go to Rehab…or just jump off a really tall building. [Hollywood Rag]

- Hollywood’s ‘Must Have’ Accessory. I absolutely love the drawing! [The Grumpiest]

- Guess who said this…”I Got F*cked in the Butt for Coke[CelebNewsWire]

- Penelope Cruz Hits The Beach…She’s still lookin’ pretty good! [Popoholic]

- Lydia Heart Dresses Better Than Most Celebs [Useless Things]

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Bastardly Fashion Rating: Morena Baccarin @ The 6th Annual Season Diamond Fashion Show

And the Wiki says…

Morena Baccarin (born January 2, 1979) is an Italo-Brazilian actress, best known for her role as Inara Serra in the short-lived sci-fi television series Firefly and the follow-up movie Serenity. Morena was born in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Her mother is Brazilian stage and TV actress Vera Setta.
In April 2006, it was announced that Morena would be playing the adult version of Adria, a recurring villain in the tenth season of Stargate SG-1. She first appeared in season 10 episode “Counterstrike” as adult Adria (the younger character of Adria was previously played by other actresses). She appeared on the November 6, 2006, broadcast of How I Met Your Mother; Barney, who she mistakenly calls “Swarley” (portrayed by Neil Patrick Harris), commented that her character had “crazy eyes.” On December 22, 2006 she appeared in a supporting role as Lisa Cruz on Justice the FOX network television show. [Wiki]

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Cathy Shim Looking Boobilicious @ “Smokin’ Aces” World Premiere

For all you horny, rich Rice Chasers looking to get a piece of Ms. Shim, please review her resume before hitting on her.

One question remains:

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Bastardly Hot or Not: Courtney Hansen @ Goose Vodka’s Unveiling of the New Rolls-Royce

And the Wiki says…

Courtney Hansen (born Los Angeles, California in 1978), is an actress, television personality, syndicated columnist, and model.
Overhaulin’, Rides and Million Dollar Motors[6]. Courtney has been a spokeswoman for Dodge[7] and Rolls-Royce[8]. Her participation in Overhaulin was far from superficial; she helped out with the disassembly, fabrication, mechanics and assembly of cars for the show.[9]
Additionally, she writes a column for FHM magazine, a nationally syndicated automotive column titled “Courtney Hansen: Full Throttle”, and is the author of The Garage Girl’s Guide To Everything You Need To Know About Your Car.

She has been cast in the upcoming independent film Mercy & Grace [10] and a host on “Destination Wild” on Fox Sports Net. [Wiki]

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Bastardly Breaking News!! Angie Harmon Walks Up Curb!

And the Wiki says…

Angela Michelle Harmon (born August 10, 1972) is an American fashion model and television/film actress. She became a well-known model in the 1990s and developed a career as a television star after roles on Baywatch Nights and Law & Order. Her best-known film role was in 2003’s Agent Cody Banks.
Harmon left Law & Order to concentrate on her film career, saying that she preferred working in film than television.[1] After appearing in the 2001 direct-to-video film, Good Advice, she had a major role in Agent Cody Banks, playing the CIA handler of a teenage agent (Frankie Muniz). The film opened in March 2003 and became a minor hit, grossing $47 million.[2] Although Harmon was originally scheduled to appear in the sequel, the producers chose to take a more comedic approach, and replaced Harmon with comic actor Anthony Anderson as Banks’ handler.[3] In 2006, Harmon co-starred with Cuba Gooding Jr. and James Woods in the direct-to-DVD political suspense drama End Game. [Wiki]

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