Bai Ling Lets Nipple Out of Cage @ LA Confidential Magazine Pre-Emmy Party


Let’s hope this is just a preview of what we’ll see @ the Emmys later this evening! Also, I would like to remind everyone that the Bastardly will always love Bai Ling.

Anyway, I won’t keep your wet lips & aching eyes from her juicy nippies any longer, so enjoy!

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BBC's The Office Returns…The Secret Microsoft UK Training Episodes!

I hit this up after reading an article in the Weekend Journal last night. Apparently, someone mysteriously uploaded the two episodes to YouTube & Google. YouTube quickly took the videos down upon Microsoft’s request, but Google is apparently taking its time.

Anyway, I’m a big fan of the BBC’s version of The Office & these two episodes are pretty damn hilarious in their own right. Ricky Gervais has got the role down!!

The description on Google reads…

This [two part] faux training videos for Microsoft UK employees featuring Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant in their roles from the BBC version of The Office.

Check out both episodes below. I would recommend doing so ASAP as they will probably be taken down within 24hrs.


EPISODE 1

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Does Lauren Sanchez Have Midget ManHands?

I was initially going to question whether Lauren has gone under the knife, but after looking @ photos from years past, I noticed that Lauren’s face just looks like someone who has had a lot of plastic surgery. When the face is taken out of the sexual equation (w/ the use of a Bastardly Brownbag, of course) & the clothes are ripped off, it’s pretty damn obvious that Lauren Sanchez can do no wrong!

Here are plenty more snaps of Ms. Sanchez from last September’s Macy’s Passport Gala held in Santa Monica, Cali.

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Bastardly Fashion Rating: Tichina Arnold

And the Wiki says…

Tichina Arnold (born June 28, 1971 in Queens, New York) is an American actress best known for her role on Martin playing Pamela James and as Nicole on the sitcom One on One. Other roles she is recognized for include Crystal in the big-screen version of Little Shop of Horrors, along with her future Martin castmate Tisha Campbell, and for 2 years as troubled-teen character Zena Brown on the daytime soap opera, Ryan’s Hope. She was nominated for an Emmy for her work on Ryan’s Hope at the age of 16. Her most current role is playing Rochelle in the Golden Globe nominated Everybody Hates Chris. [Wiki]

Play nicely, everyone!

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Vanessa Minnillo & Lucky Bastard Nick Lachey Hit the Pool

We’re seriously happy for this guy. Let’s just hope he doesn’t make the big mistake of getting married to this one, as well. Don’t get me wrong now, b/c Vanessa is obviously a great girl & all, but we truly feel Nick can land a couple more hotties before his time is officially up.

Here are a few more snaps of the two getting some post/pre-sex tan @ the Bacara Hotel & Resort, located near the scandalous city if Santa Barbara, Cali.

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Stacy Keibler & Her Legs Sponsor the Weekend Links

- Follow Up: Will Lucy Pinder Pose Nude?
- DJ Aria Giovanni has a very interesting getup
- John Cusack gets rained on better than anyone.
- Rosie Perez’s Mexican Boobies
- Heather Locklear Wears a Nice Skirt
- JLo Isn’t Knocked Up

- Cindy Crawford Had a Lot of Help
- Jessica Biel is Still Sexy
- Penelope Cruz Is Keeping It Together
- Jennifer Aniston Directs Short Film
- Jessica Simpson is prepared for anything
- Mindy McCready: “I’m Guilty…SIKE!”

- And, today’s random hottie…Liana Thomaz
- Believe It or Not, Elsay Pataky is Hot
- Pete Doherty Launches Give Drugs To Teen Campaign
- Brad Pitt is smoking hot. Brad Pitt smoking is not.

- TomKat Goes to a Meeting
- Macy Wants to Kick Lindsay Lohan’s Ass
- Lindsay Lohan Will Soon Smell Good

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Bastardly Butta Fashion Rating: Long Nose Haylie Duff

And the Bastardly Wiki Says…

Haylie Duff is Hillary Duff’s sister. Yes, that’s it. She has done nothing else.

[The Bastardly Wiki]

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