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Wardrobe Malfunction: Eva Longoria Slipped A Nipple At A Golden Globes After Party

Wardrobe Malfunction - Eva Longoria Slips A Nipple @ Golden Globes

We originally featured Eva Longoria in our collection of ladies wearing leggy dresses, so we didn’t get a chance to address her nipple slip wardrobe malfunction. Like we always say, “You saw it here last!”

In case you missed it, Eva latest film “A Dark Truth” is out in theaters right now. Don’t let the film’s 8% rating on Rotten Tomatoes keep you from check it out! The film stars Andy Garcia & Forest Whitaker, so how bad could it be?

Victoria Justice at InStyle And Warner Bros. Golden Globe After Party

Victoria Justice

So Victoria Justice was also at the InStyle And Warner Bros. Golden Globe After Party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel. In 2012, Victoria starred in The First Time and Fun Size and with Victorious having also been canceled last year, Victoria is set to released her debut pop album in 2013. Until then, I guess we gotta plug the Golden Globes one more time… Tina Fey and Amy Poehler co-hosted and Jodie Foster was the recipient of the lifetime achievement award; the Cecil B. DeMille Award. Also, Argo won Best Picture – Drama, Les Miserables won Best Picture – Comedy or Musical, Homeland won Best TV Series – Drama, Girls won Best TV Series – Comedy or Musical, and Game Change won Best Mini-Series or TV Movie. Check out the full list of winners and get more info at the Golden Globe Awards official website.

Golden Globes Matchup: Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, Selena Gomez & Sarah Hyland

Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, Selena Gomez & Sarah Hyland

Pictured: Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, Selena Gomez & Sarah Hyland

All four ladies made quite a commotion when they hit various Golden Globe Awards after parties together. So, did Sarah Hyland breakup with her longtime temporary boyfriend or what? Vanessa’s dude, on the other hand, is definitely a placeholder while she finds a credible replacement for former boyfriend Zac Efron.

Julianne Hough’s Golden Globes After Party Dress Ripped! OW!


Since we were somewhat overwhelmed by the number of photos from the Golden Globes this past weekend, our coverage is still going strong! It doesn’t help when we have only four writers (3 of them are the same person, of course), so if any of you bastards are looking to do some volunteering at your local gossip blog this awards season, hit us with an email.

On to more important news: Julianne Hough’s after party dress (yes, she changed after the award show b/c she’s banging Mr. Money Bags Ryan Seacrest) ripped to fully expose her upper thighs by the end of the night. If she wasn’t Ryan Seacrest’s beard, we’d know who was doing the ripping, so we’ll just have to assume Julianne ate one too many caviar-glazed chicken wings & chocolate cover foie gras cubes & then attempted to get freaky on the dance floor.

The 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards in LA

While we’re discussing Julianne, we should mention that her latest shitty film is set to hit theaters. “Safe Haven” releases on February 14 and stars alongside Josh Duhamel & Cobie Smulders in the film which is based on a Nicholas Sparks novel of the same name. Anyway, here’s some plot action:

The arrival of a mysterious young woman named Katie in the small American town of Southport, North Carolina, raises questions about her past. Beautiful yet unassuming, Katie is determined to avoid forming personal ties until a series of events draws her into reluctant relationships. Despite her reservations, Katie slowly begins to let down her guard, putting down roots in the close-knit community. But even as Katie begins to fall in love, she struggles with the dark secret that still haunts her. Eventually, though, Katie realizes that a choice must be made between a life of transient safety and one of riskier rewards, and that in the darkest hour, love is the only true safe haven.[Source]


Emmanuelle Chriqui @ Golden Globe Awards After Parties

Emmanuelle Chriqui

Emmanuelle Chriqui made her rounds at The Beverly Hilton Hotel attending both the HBO and InStyle/Warner Bros. Golden Globes after parties. According to her Wiki, Emmanuelle has one film, A Short History of Decay, slated for October 2013. The film stars Bryan Greenberg, Linda Lavin, Harris Yulin, Benjamin King and Kathleen Rose Perkins. In addition, Emmanuelle continues her voice work on TRON: Uprising and has a recurring role as Lorelei Martins on CBS’s The Mentalist.

STILL TOGETHER: George Clooney & Stacy Keibler @ Golden Globe Awards 2013

George Clooney & Stacy Keibler

Is George Clooney getting soft w/ age or is Stacy Keibler THAT good in bed? If Stacy still looks anything like she did back in this 2006 shoot, then I think it’s safe to assume she has at least six more months with the guy. Another theory floating around these days is that George is simply too busy to concentrate his efforts on actively recruiting another hottie to pleasure him on his off-days. For George’s sake, let’s just hope he doesn’t fuck up his life by falling in love & knocking up Stacy b/c we all know how that will end…

George’s only film set to release in 2013 is “Gravity” in which he stars alongside the great Sandra Bullock. The upcoming drama film is written produced & directed by Alfonso Cuarón (“Y Tu Mamá También,” “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban”). The $80 million project centers around two surviving astronauts stuck in a damaged space station. How does George Clooney go from “The Descendants” to playing an astronaut?!? Should be interesting.

Jamie Chung @ InStyle And Warner Bros. Golden Globe After Party

Jamie Chung

Jamie Chung sneaks in last for coverage of the InStyle And Warner Bros. Golden Globe After Party. Jamie’s 2012 performance in Premium Rush definitely wasn’t award worthy and who knows if or when Jamie might ever get nominated; she’d likely have to strip naked to get a nod. Jamie’s 2013 credits includes the upcoming film Knife Fight, starring Rob Lowe, which is slated for released on January 25th. Also appearing in the film are Julie Bowen, Jennifer Morrison, and Amanda Crew.

Best Actress Jennifer Lawrence @ Golden Globe Awards 2013

70th Annual Golden Globe Awards

It’s seriously unbelievable how this chick is only 22 & has done more than most actors will do over the course of an entire career. Not only does she do films which garner tremendous amounts of critical acclaim, but she’s also raking it with the “Hunger Games” franchise. Needless to say, Jennifer Lawrence will win AT LEAST a two or three Oscars before she’s finished, unless of course she trapped in a bad marriage (98.9% of them) and/or pops out a kid, in which case, she’ll essentially commit career suicide.

At last night’s Golden Globe Awards, Jennifer Lawrence won for Best Performance in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy for her work in “Silver Linings Playbook,” which is currently out in theaters right now. And for the record, these two are NOT fucking, so stop spreading false rumors! They probably banged once when filming kicked off just to become comfortable with each other, but we’re pretty sure they’re not in an active relationship, even though they both recently broke up w/ their temporary partners. All you ladies in search of an Oscar-nominated sugar daddy, Bradley just broke up with Zoe Saldana a couple weeks ago, so he’s officially on the prowl!

Best Dressed & Best Actress Jessica Chastain @ Golden Globe Awards 2013

70th Annual Golden Globe Awards in LA

Definitely one of the better dressed women on last night’s glamorous red carpet. In an interview with E!’s Giuliana Rancic, when asked whether she might have a wardrobe malfunction later in the evening, Jessica Chastain said the dress was so tightly stuck to her body that she could do cartwheels and her boobies would still remain caged. What happened to the good ol’ days when there would be at least one boob & nipple slip on the red carpet? What the fuck?

Anyway, as expected, Jessica Chastain won for Best Performance in a Motion Picture – Drama for her controversial film “Zero Dark Thirty.” The film was in limited release since mid-December until last weekend when it went into wide release, so make sure you bastards check it out. I haven’t heard a single person hate on the film, so it’s definitely worth checking out in the theater.

The Worst Dressed List (In Progress) – Golden Globes 2013

Morena Baccarin, Cody Horn, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Sienna Miller, & Kristen Wiig

Pictured: Morena Baccarin, Cody Horn, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Sienna Miller, & Kristen Wiig

I’m sure there numerous other women who belong on the list, but these are just a few of the women that stuck out like sore thumbs. Unfortunately for Kristen Wiig, she got a lot of airtime in her ugly dress alongside Will Ferrell when they did their little comedy skit before presenting Jennifer Lawrence with the Best Actress award (Musical or Comedy) for “Silver Linings Playbook.” The dress simply highlights all the negatives about her figure.

Cody Horn: Did they have extra black fabric or what b/c that little strip under the neck looks a little odd.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Dress might look alright, but it does nothing for her figure.

Sienna Miller: This is the best she could find? I’m not diggin’ the flowers that are sticking out…

Morena Baccarin: I don’t say this often, but I think I liked her with with shorter hair. Also, the dress looks like he’s designed for a much older woman.

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