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A Slimmer Aishwarya Rai Hits Red Carpet At Cannes Film Festival

Cannes Film Festival - 'Two Days, One Night' (Deux Jours, Une Nuit) - Premiere

Just like she does every year, Bollywood actress Aishwarya Rai is currently enjoying the luxurious life with friends in Cannes. The 40-year-old former beauty queen, who has had a little trouble getting back into supermodel shape since the birth of her daughter back in November, 2011, takes a deep breath each spring & goes in front of countless flashing cameras at the Cannes Film Festival. These latest pics were snapped last night at the premiere of the French-language film ‘Two Days, One Night’ (Deux Jours, Une Nuit), which stars Marion Cotillard.

Aishwarya isn’t necessarily fat in these pics, but at the same time, she’s not in tip-top shape. Why doesn’t she just bite the bullet and hire Alessandra, Adriana, or Doutzen as a weight loss consultant for a few months? Those women can pop out a kid this week & by mid-June, they’re runway ready, so it’s obvious they’re doing something right! I think it’s safe to say that halwa poori breakfasts, butter chicken lunches & biryani dinners simply isn’t cutting it, so it’s time to think outside the Indian box! If Hollywood celebs can do it, why can’t Bollywood ones?! It doesn’t make sense…

Cannes Film Festival - 'Two Days, One Night' (Deux Jours, Une Nuit) - Premiere

Still Fat in Cannes: Aishwarya Rai Can’t Seem To Shed The Baby Weight

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan attending the premiere of 'Blood Ties' during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals in Cannes

These were snapped last night at the premiere of ‘Blood Ties’ during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival

Aishwarya Rai had one year to work on tightening things up—whether it was hitting the gym for 3-hours a day or Mumbai-based plastic surgeons or even a combination of both—but judging by her appearance at Cannes over the past couple days, I think it’s safe to assume that the former Miss World loves her butter chicken & samosas a little too much. It’s funny how she insists on dragging herself through all the media scrutiny by walking the red carpet at Cannes. Again, just like we said last year, Aishwarya needs to screw walking red carpets & start walking on the treadmills! Chop, Chop, woman!!

For comparison sake, here’s Aishwarya during last year’s Cannes Film Festival:
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Aishwarya Rai Bachchan at the 'Blood Ties' premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival 8

Here’s Aishwarya arriving in Nice airport late last week…

Aishwarya Rai seen arriving at Nice Airport

Aishwarya Rai Needs To Walk On A Treadmill Instead of the Red Carpet; Rolls Onto ‘Cosmopolis’ Premiere @ Cannes Film Festival

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I used to be a total hater of fat people, but I’ve grown wiser over the years & as a result, I try to drop the hate-bomb only when it’s screaming out at me.

Let me put it this way: If your trade is a computer programer or car mechanic, eat all the burgers & steaks you wanna eat, but if you’re rich & famous solely for being the most beautiful Indian woman on the planet, you gotta fucking live up to it. All I’m saying is that you don’t see Victoria’s Secret models like Adriana Lima or Alessandra Ambrosio rolling on the red carpet or runway BEFORE they’ve lost the pregnancy 50. Impossible! In an industry where image is everything, I’m absolutely shocked that Aishwarya would make such a move.

I hate to sound so harsh, but Aishwarya should be hiding inside the gym in her palatial mansion in Mumbai, rather than exposing herself to the brutal scrutiny that comes with a red carpet premiere at the world’s biggest film festival. I get it that she’s aching to get out of the house where she’s under the watch of the in-laws 24/7, but first get your ass in shape & then make the dash for the red carpet. I think it’s safe to say that Aishwarya Rai’s appearance at this year’s Cannes Film Festival was a bit forced b/c she’s about two personal trainers and at least six months away from tip-toeing her way onto the red carpet. Chop-Chop, Aishwarya!

Cannes Film Festival: Aishwarya Rai @ amfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS Gala

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Following a ton of controversy behind her inability to shed her pregnancy weight, Bollywood actress Aishwarya Rai finally made it to the French Riviera for the annual amfAR’s Cinema Against Aids /gala held as part of the 65th Cannes Film Festival. Granted she’s covered from head-to-toe in a transitional Indian outfit, Aishwarya still has that special spark! Plus, she just gave birth back in November, so cut the woman some slack, damn it! Let’s hope the former Miss World can shed the weight & make a big comeback.

Here’s a somewhat cruel post-pregnancy photo of Aishwarya floating around the net:
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Aishwarya Rai @ 162nd Annual Prix de Diane in Paris

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The beautiful Aishwarya Rai was in attendance as the spokeswoman for Swiss luxury watchmaker Longines. It’s a pity that her lack of acting skills kept her from breaking into Hollywood. Don’t feel too sorry for Aishwarya b/c she’s married into one of Bollywood’s richest families and will probably continue acting way into her old age…
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Cannes Film Festival, Day 2: “Sleeping Beauty” Premiere Red Carpet

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Just in case you bastards missed “Sleeping Beauty” star Emily Browning from the premiere, check it here.

As for the others in attendance, I’m really diggin’ Diane Kruger from the red carpet! I heard a rumor that French actress Marion Cotillard stole Diane’s longtime boyfriend Joshua Jackson recently. Any truth to the rumor?

And, I know some of you weight-haters are calling Aishwarya Rai fat. Sure she put on a lil’ weight, but I think it’s for the best! Meatiness is a great addition to a woman’s body, damn it!! Ow!

Check the “Sleeping Beauty” trailer below:


Cannes Day 1: Glitz & Glamour @ “Midnight in Paris” Premiere

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Day One of the 2011 Cannes International Film Festival was also the premiere of Midnight in Paris starring Rachel McAdams, Owen Wilson, Kathy Bates, Marion Cotillard, and Adrien Brody. The film is a Woody Allen romantic comedy premiering Cannes with a US release date set for May 20th. More info at the Midnight in Paris official website.

“A romantic comedy about a family traveling to the French capital for business. The party includes a young engaged couple forced to confront the illusion that a life different from their own is better.” Wiki

Hugh Jackman Dances It Up Bollywood Stars in Mumbai, India!!

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The multi-talented Hugh Jackman hooked-up w/ Bollywood stars Shahrukh Khan & Vidya Balan on stage to do a dance number at the annual Ficci-Frames Awards. The event, which was held at teh Renaissance hotel, attempts to recognize achievements in the fields of entertainment & corporate excellence.

Here’s Hugh w/ the queen of Indian cinema, Aishwarya Rai:
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