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Alessandra Ambrosio & Ana Beatriz Barros for Memorial Day

It was a slow day for us at The Bastardly but it doesn’t mean that the rest of The Bastardly Gossip Network wasn’t hard at work. Check out what was making headlines this Memorial Day!

Alyssa Milano brings us the weather report and looks like it was a cold day at Shea Stadium.
Let us all welcome Shiloh the Messiah into the world!
On this Memorial Day let’s also remember heroes will be heroes. Big ups!

Britney still smiling even with all the shit that falls upon her.
Keeley Hazell…mmm…mommy, I’m thirsty!
Damn you Christopher Knight!

Eva Longoria and her cans in Cannes.
In case you missed it the first time, Brad and Angelina had a baby girl and she wasn’t namded Brangelina.
Conan’s “Jar Barf”

Hmm…would I be interested in a Nicole Ritchie gangbang tape?
Yes, Shilol wasn’t the only celebrity baby born. Congrats to Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale.

Elizabeth Hurley still hot, too hot, and will always be hot.
On this Memorial Day we have Latina flavored tuna… it’s Eva Mendes!

Ana Beatriz Barros & Adriana Lima Do Photo Magazine

The only person this layout is missing is me in between their naked bods. It’s nice to fantasize every once in a while, right? Don’t answer that.

First of all, we should all be thankful to The Lord for creating the delicious eye candy that is Ana Beatriz Barros, but, just like w/ anything else that’s posted on here, I just have one simple gripe. I know Ana is a super model & all, but I’ve seen some of her shoots in which she looks sickly skinny. I mean, above the neck it’s still Whaaabhaam, but I find myself cringing as my eyes stroll south. I almost feel like redirecting some of our bastardly donations from Petra Nemcova’s Happy Heart’s Fund to Ms. Beatriz-Barros (just incase the modeling income isn’t helping w/ pesky grocery expenses).

Enjoy the layout!

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