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Anne Hathaway All Smiles While Catwalking Around London

Anne Hathaway Drops By The BBC Studios

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These were snapped earlier this morning as actress Anne Hathaway was spotted visiting BBC Studios in London. The short-haired 31-year-old actress wore a sheer blouse and a short black skirt coupled with stockings and a pair of black pumps.

Anne’s currently making the promotional rounds for her new animated feature ‘Rio 2′, where she provides the voice for Jewel, a female Spix’s macaw from Rio de Janeiro. The film also features other big names from the entertainment biz including Jesse Eisenberg, Leslie Mann, Bruno Mars, George Lopez, Jamie Foxx and will.i.am. The film goes into wide release on April 11.

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Chris Martin Finally Hits Eject Button On Marriage With Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin Are Calling It Quits! **FILE PHOTOS***

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After what probably felt as an eternity, Cold Play lead singer finally threw in the towel on his marriage with overly pretentious & pathologically self-consumed actress Gwyneth Paltrow (OK, maybe we’re being a little too harsh). Since she’s famous for making other people feel like worthless pieces of shit, let’s review a list of G-Paltrow quotes that help to shed some light on the type of person Chris Martin has to no longer deal with…

Gwyneth talks nanny and kids:

“She’s French, so she’s teaching them French, and their previous nanny was Spanish, so they’re fluent in Spanish.”

European life:

“It is so different from the United States. It seemed to have a history, and the buildings are years and years and years old. Here in the United States an old building is about 17 (years old), and over there it’s from 500 B.C., it’s incredible.”

“We have great dinner parties at which everyone sits around talking about politics, history, art and literature—all this peppered with really funny jokes. But back in America, I was at a party and a girl looked at me and said, ‘Oh, my God! Are those Juicy jeans that you’re wearing?’ and I thought, I can’t stay here. I have to get back to Europe. I love America too. It is just a more adolescent culture.”

“When you go to Paris and your concierge sends you to some restaurant because they get a kickback, it’s like, ‘No. Where should I really be? Where is the great bar with organic wine? Where do I get a bikini wax in Paris?’

In a Cosmo article (that Chris Martin probably missed):

“We’re human beings and the sun is the sun—how can it be bad for you? I don’t think anything that’s natural can be bad for you.”

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin Are Calling It Quits! **FILE PHOTOS***

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The fact that she’s so endearing toward other people:

“Even actresses that you really admire, like Reese Witherspoon, you think, ‘Another romantic comedy?’ You see her in something like Walk the Line and think, ‘God, you’re so great!’ And then you think, ‘Why is she doing these stupid romantic comedies?’ But of course, it’s for money and status.”

“I am who I am. I can’t pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year.”

Loves to let people know that she’s friends with Jay Z & Queen B:

“[Moses] is obsessed with hip-hop and wanted a gold chain like his uncle Jay-Z.”

“Beyoncé’s like, ‘Okay. The singing is great. But you’re not having any fun.’ She’s like, ‘Remember when we were at Jay’s concert and Panjabi MC comes on and you do your crazy Indian dance? Do that. Be you!’”

“I don’t hold on to fear as much as I used to, because I’ve learned a lot about genuinely not caring what strangers think about me. It’s very liberating. It’s very empowering, and I’ve learned a lot of that from Jay—Shawn Carter—Z, because his approach to life is very internal. It’s a very good lesson to learn.”

Looks Like G-P will be listening to a lot of hip hop…

“He [Chris Martin] can’t have background music on. It has to be 100 percent of his attention. But if he isn’t at home, I turn on the hip-hop. I’m like a bad mutha rapping along to every word as I cook.”

Here’s G-P discussing what she wants as her last meal…

“Oysters and cocktail sauce, and then a baked, stuffed lobster and french fries. I would have a baguette and a cheese course for my dessert, and red wine. I drank like crazy [when the kids were babies]. How else could I get through my day?”

G-P confirming that she lives inside a bubble:

“I think that women, especially women in my job, come to me because they know I’m very loving and nonjudgmental and I’m not competitive, and I’ve been through a lot.”

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Anne Hathaway’s Photos At The Beach Are Almost As Annoying As Her

Anne Hathaway & Adam Shulman Enjoying A Day On The Beach

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In order to give the papz a (silent) middle finger, Anne chose to wear a full-sleeved white top over her bikini while hitting up the beach in Miami with her husband Adam Shulman yesterday afternoon.

The couple are currently enjoying their second vacation of the year after hitting up Hawaii earlier this year. On the surface, Adam Shulman’s life looks pretty sweet: no work except for keeping Anne pleasured behind closed doors, gets to go on vacations and doesn’t have to worry about finances, but I’m sure one of these days he’ll take tired of all the bullshit and end up hitting the eject button. There’s only so much ass-licking a guy can do until he gets tired of the smell, right?

Having said that, judging by the way Adam Shulman is flicking off the papz, he definitely has a long way to go before Anne’s annoyance breaks him down, so let’s hope he enjoys everything while it lasts! Adam, make sure you order the most expensive thing on the menu, drive your favorite cars and travel to as many exotic destinations as possible (Miami shouldn’t be on that list).

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Ellen Page’s Post-”I’m Lesbian”-Annoucement Style Update: Still Dresses Like A Middle School Boy

Exclusive... Ellen Page Gets Her Workout In

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For those of you were hoping Ellen would opt for slightly more sexier look after coming out the closet, pray much harder because it appears business as usual for Ellen Page. The actress continued to look like a teenage boy with long hair…

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Z-Listers Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt: Still Alive, Able To Afford Air Travel & Haven’t Pawned Off Their Louis Vuitton Luggage (YET)

Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Arriving On A Flight At LAX

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We budgeted ourselves about 30 seconds for this post, so we’re gonna make this one quick. I know some of you are a little surprised that Heidi Montag hasn’t died during one of her plastic surgery sessions or that her douche bag hubby Spencer Pratt hasn’t been mauled by a pack of pit bulls. These two were seen arriving on a flight into LAX a few days back following what appears to be a vacation in Mexico. How the hell did the drug cartels missed these two?!?!

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Kayne West and Kim Kardashian Plot SNL Revenge Over Dinner in Philly

**EXCLUSIVE** Kayne West and Kim Kardashian head out to Serafina in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

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The couple, who were hilariously spoofed on SNL over the weekend, were spotted making a high-fashion exit out of Serafina in Philadelphia on Saturday evening. I don’t know about Gaga’s comedic touch, but comedians Jay Pharoah and Nasim Pedrad absolutely killed it on this past weekend’s episode as they acted out a talk show spoof, “Waking Up with Kimye” that featured an ego-charged Kanye & a painfully ditsy Kim Kardashian. In case you missed it, check it out below…

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How Will Evil Kris Jenner Exploit Kylie Jenner? Sex Tape? “Leaked” Cell Phone Pics?

Kris and Kylie Jenner seen walking back to their car after having lunch in Calabasas

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Any guesses?

The clingy-mom & daughter duo were seen walking back to their car after having lunch in Calabasas. It’ll be interesting to see who Kris Jenner hangs with when Kylie gets a little older and doesn’t like hanging out with her mom as much…

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Evil Kris Jenner Nearly Mauled By Shark While Jet-Skiing!

Kris Jenner wears a wig and bandana disguise and races jetski's against her daughter Kylie in the Agean sea, Greece!

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How cool would this be?

These were snapped as Kris Jenner donned a wig and bandana (because she’s SOOOOOO fucking famous!) while enjoying a E!-TV-funded vacation in Greece. The Kardashian family seemed to be enjoying their stay on a mega yacht near Mykonos.

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