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Mariah Carey Needs A Larger Wet Suit

Mariah Carey wears a black bikini under a wetsuit as she plays on the beach with twins Monroe and Moroccan in SardiniaPhoto Credit: Pacific Coast News

Here’s Queen of All Divas, Mariah Carey vacationing with her baby-doll-twins Monroe and Moroccan in Sardinia. In typical Mariah fashion, she was of course shamelessly showing off one of her few remaining redeeming features.

Mariah’s rumored new sugar-daddy (wait, why does Mariah Carey of all people need one those?), billionaire James Packer, was not seen enjoying the beach day with them. The multi-platinum singer appeared to take a tumble into the water near the sand and was helped by two assistants while keeping a big smile on her face.

Justin Bieber Stops For Organic Gum At Whole Foods; When Will This Guy Go Bankrupt?!

Justin Bieber Shops At Whole Foods

World-famous super-douche Justin Bieber was rocking a colorful shirt (probably cost him $2500) as he popped into a Whole Foods store for a pack of gum in Sherman Oaks! Who the hell hits up Whole Foods for gum, anyway?!

Judging by the way he’s rolling in a chauffeured SUV and wearing designer threads, we’re going to assume Justin is still making tons of cash from his various YouTube videos, as well as Facebook & Twitter, where he has countless millions who follow his every move.

Having said that, the guy has such an expensive lifestyle that one of these days, when the cash stops flowing as fast as it must be flowing right now, he will inevitably go bankrupt. Let’s face it, we’ve seen similar rise & fall stories in the past, so it’s only a matter of time. Regardless of when it happens, I have a feeling a lot of people are going to enjoy watching Justin getting pissed on by life’s Darkside.

And in other Bieber-douche news, we’re learning that he may have broken his probation this weekend after police were called six times to a party at his Beverly Hills apartment. If the LA County Probation Department decides he’s broken the terms of his probation, the Biebs could be facing jail time! Let’s on end on that good note…

Justin Bieber Shops At Whole Foods

Yup, Katie Price Got Dressed Up Like A Skanky-Ho To Peddle Her Stuff To Trashy Brits

Katie Price attends a photocall for ColourB4

As the saying goes, “Get what you want by deserving what you want,” and I think it’s safe to say that Katie Price goes the extra mile (or in this case, kilometre) when it comes to deserving each and every sale. We should mention that the woman has a $40 million net worth, so obviously she’s doing something right when it comes to marketing her crap.

These were snapped earlier today as she attended a photo call event held for her new ColourB4 hair color removal product at the Worx studio in London.

Katie Price ColourB4 photocall

V. Stiviano Continues Pretending To Keep A Low-Profile With Huge Face Visor

V. Stiviano Hides Her Face At The Nail Salon

V. Stiviano Hides Her Face At The Nail Salon

We can all thank billionaire Donald Sterling for this V. Stiviano (a.k.a. Vivian Stiviano).

The L.A.-based sugar baby (actually, V. Stiviano is in that gray area between sugar baby & straight-up prostitute, but we don’t wanna over-speculate) was seen hitting up a nail salon in a red Ferrari (paid for by Donald Sterling, of course) with a female companion who was oddly enough wearing a black hat with ‘V. Stiviano’ written in big yellow text. She’s probably also one of Don’s fuck-buddies. You gotta hand it to him, he’s one billionaire who knows how to enjoy the final years of his life (he’s 80). Easy money will make people do some really fucked-up shit, but we already knew that.

I just hope V. hooked up that nail salon lady with a fat tip! You don’t usually see those women venturing outside the comforts of their nail salons…

V. Stiviano Hides Her Face At The Nail Salon

Anne Hathaway All Smiles While Catwalking Around London

Anne Hathaway Drops By The BBC Studios

These were snapped earlier this morning as actress Anne Hathaway was spotted visiting BBC Studios in London. The short-haired 31-year-old actress wore a sheer blouse and a short black skirt coupled with stockings and a pair of black pumps.

Anne’s currently making the promotional rounds for her new animated feature ‘Rio 2′, where she provides the voice for Jewel, a female Spix’s macaw from Rio de Janeiro. The film also features other big names from the entertainment biz including Jesse Eisenberg, Leslie Mann, Bruno Mars, George Lopez, Jamie Foxx and will.i.am. The film goes into wide release on April 11.

Chris Martin Finally Hits Eject Button On Marriage With Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin Are Calling It Quits! **FILE PHOTOS***

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin Are Calling It Quits! **FILE PHOTOS***

After what probably felt as an eternity, Cold Play lead singer finally threw in the towel on his marriage with overly pretentious & pathologically self-consumed actress Gwyneth Paltrow (OK, maybe we’re being a little too harsh). Since she’s famous for making other people feel like worthless pieces of shit, let’s review a list of G-Paltrow quotes that help to shed some light on the type of person Chris Martin has to no longer deal with…

Gwyneth talks nanny and kids:

“She’s French, so she’s teaching them French, and their previous nanny was Spanish, so they’re fluent in Spanish.”

European life:

“It is so different from the United States. It seemed to have a history, and the buildings are years and years and years old. Here in the United States an old building is about 17 (years old), and over there it’s from 500 B.C., it’s incredible.”

“We have great dinner parties at which everyone sits around talking about politics, history, art and literature—all this peppered with really funny jokes. But back in America, I was at a party and a girl looked at me and said, ‘Oh, my God! Are those Juicy jeans that you’re wearing?’ and I thought, I can’t stay here. I have to get back to Europe. I love America too. It is just a more adolescent culture.”

“When you go to Paris and your concierge sends you to some restaurant because they get a kickback, it’s like, ‘No. Where should I really be? Where is the great bar with organic wine? Where do I get a bikini wax in Paris?’

In a Cosmo article (that Chris Martin probably missed):

“We’re human beings and the sun is the sun—how can it be bad for you? I don’t think anything that’s natural can be bad for you.”

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin Are Calling It Quits! **FILE PHOTOS***

The fact that she’s so endearing toward other people:

“Even actresses that you really admire, like Reese Witherspoon, you think, ‘Another romantic comedy?’ You see her in something like Walk the Line and think, ‘God, you’re so great!’ And then you think, ‘Why is she doing these stupid romantic comedies?’ But of course, it’s for money and status.”

“I am who I am. I can’t pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year.”

Loves to let people know that she’s friends with Jay Z & Queen B:

“[Moses] is obsessed with hip-hop and wanted a gold chain like his uncle Jay-Z.”

“Beyoncé’s like, ‘Okay. The singing is great. But you’re not having any fun.’ She’s like, ‘Remember when we were at Jay’s concert and Panjabi MC comes on and you do your crazy Indian dance? Do that. Be you!’”

“I don’t hold on to fear as much as I used to, because I’ve learned a lot about genuinely not caring what strangers think about me. It’s very liberating. It’s very empowering, and I’ve learned a lot of that from Jay—Shawn Carter—Z, because his approach to life is very internal. It’s a very good lesson to learn.”

Looks Like G-P will be listening to a lot of hip hop…

“He [Chris Martin] can’t have background music on. It has to be 100 percent of his attention. But if he isn’t at home, I turn on the hip-hop. I’m like a bad mutha rapping along to every word as I cook.”

Here’s G-P discussing what she wants as her last meal…

“Oysters and cocktail sauce, and then a baked, stuffed lobster and french fries. I would have a baguette and a cheese course for my dessert, and red wine. I drank like crazy [when the kids were babies]. How else could I get through my day?”

G-P confirming that she lives inside a bubble:

“I think that women, especially women in my job, come to me because they know I’m very loving and nonjudgmental and I’m not competitive, and I’ve been through a lot.”

Anne Hathaway’s Photos At The Beach Are Almost As Annoying As Her

Anne Hathaway & Adam Shulman Enjoying A Day On The Beach

In order to give the papz a (silent) middle finger, Anne chose to wear a full-sleeved white top over her bikini while hitting up the beach in Miami with her husband Adam Shulman yesterday afternoon.

The couple are currently enjoying their second vacation of the year after hitting up Hawaii earlier this year. On the surface, Adam Shulman’s life looks pretty sweet: no work except for keeping Anne pleasured behind closed doors, gets to go on vacations and doesn’t have to worry about finances, but I’m sure one of these days he’ll take tired of all the bullshit and end up hitting the eject button. There’s only so much ass-licking a guy can do until he gets tired of the smell, right?

Having said that, judging by the way Adam Shulman is flicking off the papz, he definitely has a long way to go before Anne’s annoyance breaks him down, so let’s hope he enjoys everything while it lasts! Adam, make sure you order the most expensive thing on the menu, drive your favorite cars and travel to as many exotic destinations as possible (Miami shouldn’t be on that list).

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Z-Listers Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt: Still Alive, Able To Afford Air Travel & Haven’t Pawned Off Their Louis Vuitton Luggage (YET)

Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Arriving On A Flight At LAX

We budgeted ourselves about 30 seconds for this post, so we’re gonna make this one quick. I know some of you are a little surprised that Heidi Montag hasn’t died during one of her plastic surgery sessions or that her douche bag hubby Spencer Pratt hasn’t been mauled by a pack of pit bulls. These two were seen arriving on a flight into LAX a few days back following what appears to be a vacation in Mexico. How the hell did the drug cartels missed these two?!?!

Kayne West and Kim Kardashian Plot SNL Revenge Over Dinner in Philly

**EXCLUSIVE** Kayne West and Kim Kardashian head out to Serafina in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The couple, who were hilariously spoofed on SNL over the weekend, were spotted making a high-fashion exit out of Serafina in Philadelphia on Saturday evening. I don’t know about Gaga’s comedic touch, but comedians Jay Pharoah and Nasim Pedrad absolutely killed it on this past weekend’s episode as they acted out a talk show spoof, “Waking Up with Kimye” that featured an ego-charged Kanye & a painfully ditsy Kim Kardashian. In case you missed it, check it out below…

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