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Evil Kris Jenner Nearly Mauled By Shark While Jet-Skiing!

Kris Jenner wears a wig and bandana disguise and races jetski's against her daughter Kylie in the Agean sea, Greece!

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How cool would this be?

These were snapped as Kris Jenner donned a wig and bandana (because she’s SOOOOOO fucking famous!) while enjoying a E!-TV-funded vacation in Greece. The Kardashian family seemed to be enjoying their stay on a mega yacht near Mykonos.

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What’s Big, Green, Hairy & Loves Chocolate? Kim Kardashian, Of Course.

Pregnant Kim Kardashian Heads To The Studio

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Kim was seen heading into a studio in Hollywood yesterday afternoon wearing a very tight green dress. I have a feeling the family is filming their upcoming E! special with Ryan Seacrest where he asks them completely scripted questions and plays it off as a ‘tell-all interview’. The special will air on April 21 at 9PM.

If you can’t tell, Kim is back to wearing outfits from her upcoming Attention Ho Maternity Collection, which will hit department stores across the country real soon. I hope she’s doing it purely for attention because there’s no possible way she thinks this looks the least bit flattering….

ANYBODY SEEN KANYE?
I hope Kim & Kanye had a big fight and Kanye’s back in the studio putting together tracks on his upcoming “My Baby Momma Is A Total Bitch” album. The last time we saw the guy was when he made a surprise appearance during a Mos Def show in Paris & performed ‘Cant Tell Me Nothing’. Here’s a clip:

Kim Kardashian Looked Possessed As She Left Divorce Court

Kim Kardashian leaves the Los Angeles Superior Court House.

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God damn, look at how serious Kim Kardashian looks in the middle of all those poor officers, who by the way, look more like they’re doing the walk of shame as opposed to protecting a porn star-turned TV mogul. I guess she’s playing up the cameras & doing her very best “serious & extremely focused face” while leaving Los Angeles Superior Court yesterday afternoon. Unfortunately for Kim, she left the courthouse without reaching any sort of settlement in her divorce case from dumbass Kris Humphries. Kris is seeking an annulment of their ten-week marriage, claiming it was fraud and Kim is saying that she simply fell out of love. So, is there anyway Kim can end up in jail when she’s found guilty? Now that would be pretty sweet!

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LINKS: Taylor Swift Wants To Be “Single Forever”

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Taylor Swift Jumping On A Trampoline For Photoshoot In L.A.

Taylor Swift

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Taylor Swift was spotted doing a photoshoot in Downtown Los Angeles which involved her jumping on a trampoline. It might have been like the Juggy Girls on The Man Show for those who remember that but Taylor also switched it up into some little denim shorts showing off those sexy long legs we’re getting accustomed to. Anyway, no surprise that Taylor writes songs about her ex-boyfriends and the latest song “I Knew You Were Trouble” is about none other than One Direction’s Harry Styles. Taylor reveals that Harry cheated on her but you know what, who really cares because Taylor is going to have another hit record and sell more albums so why feel bad for her because she’s profitting off of it either way.

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Who Invited Courtney Stodden To The Roger Neal Style Hollywood Beauty Suite?

Courtney Stodden at the Roger Neal Style Hollywood Beauty Suite in Beverly Hills

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This is one of those of those posts that makes you instantly feel dirty, so apologies in advance.

Just to err on the side, I wouldn’t stare at those lips that long b/c I’m pretty sure you’ll contract an STD through your monitor. And all you guys trying to monitor bang Courtney Stodden lips right now, you should be ashamed of yourselves. That’s sick.

These were snapped yesterday afternoon at the Roger Neal Style Hollywood Beauty Suite in Beverly Hills.

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Grammys 2013: Taylor Swift Channels Her Inner Goddess of Purity

55th Annual GRAMMY Awards

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Taylor Swift wore a J. Mendel gown on the Grammys 2013 red carpet and showed just enough skin to reel in potential suitors, so we’ll see what’s up in the coming days following the award show if Taylor made any progress. I have a feeling that the next guy who scores a relationship with Taylor might be the one who actually has a chance at sex—or at least a handjob. I’m probably being overly optimistic, but I think Taylor is somewhat cornered now that everyone knows she’s a chronic dater who forces dudes to prematurely breakup with her simply b/c she refuses to put out (that’s the rumored theory).

Turning to last night’s show, Taylor opened the Grammys with her latest breakup song, “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together,” which at this point in her career is somewhat of a joke. Out of all the artists out there, I can’t believe they ran with Taylor. Following her performance, Taylor spent the rest of the night singing & dancing along with every performance on stage. I have a feeling that CBS had an arrangement with Taylor that they’d show her once or twice during every performance so that audiences could see she was having a blast. I wouldn’t be surprised if Taylor took money from CBS to follow through with the arrangement either. It’s sad, but at the end of the day it’s all about the dollar bills.

Interview w/ Taylor on the red carpet:

Taylor’s opening performance. Anybody know what the fuck she’s wearing?

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Pregnant Amber Rose Got Everyone’s Attention at Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills

 mber Rose Showing Off Her Fashion From All Angles

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I was going to go w/ “Pregnant Amber Rose Redefines Pregnant Camera Whoring,” but since we’re really in need of some positive Karma points, I decided it would be best to stay a little neutral. The rap & hip-hop industry’s resident ho Amber Rose was looking like a giant bumble bee as she went out in public wearing a skin tight yellow polka dot dress, red heels, carried a black ‘dice’ handbag and topped it all off with a captain’s hat. God damn, shouldn’t somebody dressing like this in public get put on bed rest? Plus, she looks like she’s about explode & who the hell wants to see that happen at the local mall? Again, what the fuck was Whiz Khalifa thinking when he knocked this chick up? We’re pretty sure he was mixing some freaky shit w/ his weed again b/c it’s seriously all downhill from here…

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