Posts about Ashley Tisdale

Ashley Tisdale Brings The Morning Links!

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- Being Eddie Kaye Thomas Seems Fun. Not Really [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- Doutzen Kroes Lingerie Pictures [Hollywood Tuna]
- Justin Bieber Has Never Looked Better [Dlisted]
- Tanning Mom’s Topless Bikini Pics of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

- Becca Tobin Of ‘Glee’ Strips For Maxim Magazine [Socialite Life]
- Leah Francis Busts Some Bras With Her Boobs (NSFW) [GCeleb]
- Yoga Pants To The Rescue!!! [Caveman Circus]
- randa Lambert snoops Blake Shelton’s phone & Twitter: normal or uh-oh? [Celebitchy]

- Salma Hayek and Maya Rudolph on Ellen and the snake video again [Lainey Gossip]
- Kristina Rose And Jada Stevens Are The Dynamic Duo Of Booty [Diry Rotten Whore, NSFW]
- Amanda Bynes Found The Retweet Button [The Superficial]
- Who Said Rednecks Weren’t Clever? The Very Best In Redneck Engineering [NedHardy]

- Who Wrote it Better? King vs. Hitler [Gunaxin]
- Linda Vojtova Warms Our Heart [Uncoached]
- Michael Bay’s 7 Sexiest Leading Ladies [COED Magazine]
- A Tribute To Page3Glamour Girls [Regretful Morning]

- Rocio Guirao Diaz is back in lingerie [Brosome]
- Is Ryan Lochte the Worst TV Star, Ever? [EgoTV]
- Party With Dos Equis, The Most Interesting Man in the World, And Maxim For Cinco De Mayo [Mankind Unplugged]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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“Scary Movie 5″ Red Carpet Premiere (a.k.a. Celebrity Rehab Reunion)

Lindsay Lohan; Charlie Sheen & Lindsay Lohan; Ashley Tisdale

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Pictured: Lindsay Lohan; Charlie Sheen & Lindsay Lohan; Ashley Tisdale

We haven’t done the math to calculate the exact number, but we’re pretty sure the total number of time spent behind bars by all attendees was upwards at least 12 years. We’re still working on making estimates for…

1. Total amount of alcohol consumed by Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan & Mike Tyson
2. Total amount of money spent on cocaine, marijuana & prescription drugs by Charlie, Lindsay & Mike.

If any of you bastards can make make educated estimates, please do so below in the comments.

Anyway, “Scary Movie V” is officially ready to be trashed by everyone who watches it! The fact that this is the fifth film in the series is proof that kids will undoubtedly go watch it—at least we hope they do for the sake of everyone involved.

Moving on to the attendees on the red carpet:

Ashley Tisdale looks way overdressed for the event. I guess the next stop for Ash is “Dancing With The Stars” b/c I feel like her career fizzled out before even fizzling. So sad.

The beautiful Heather Locklear was on the red carpet with her 15-year-old daughter Ava Sambora. WHAT THE FUCK ARE KIDS EATING THESE DAYS?! Unbelievable how that chick is only 15 b/c I thought she was AT LEAST 18. Thank God for Wikipedia.

And finally, I love the photo of Mike Tyson pretending to eat Charlie Sheen. If I ever meet Iron Mike, that will be the photo I want, damn it! Fucking awesome!

Jerry O'Connell, Heather Locklear & Ava Sambora, Mike Tyson & Lakiha Spicer

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Pictured: Jerry O'Connell, Heather Locklear & Ava Sambora, Mike Tyson & Lakiha Spicer

Mike Tyson & Charlie Sheen; Marisa Saks, Kate Walsh

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Pictured: Mike Tyson & Charlie Sheen; Marisa Saks, Kate Walsh

Plot (not like anybody gives a shit):

In Scary Movie 5, happily-married couple Dan and Jody begin to notice some bizarre activity once they bring their newborn baby Aiden home from the hospital. But when the chaos expands into Jody’s job as a ballet dancer and Dan’s career as an Ape researcher, they realize their family is being stalked by a nefarious demon. Together, with the advice of certified experts and the aid of numerous cameras, they must figure out how to get rid of it before it’s too late.

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Here’s What’s Going On At Other Blogs Right Now

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- Tina Simpson Threatened To Pull Some Murder/Suicide Shit After Finding Out That Papa Joe Is Gay [Dlisted]
- ANNASOPHIA ROBB Opens Up About Her Own Drama And Diaries [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Amanda Bynes is still doing great [Celebslam]
- Ashley Tisdale Maxim Pictures [HollywoodTuna]

- Jaime Pressly and Estella Warrent Got Into a Fight [The Blemish]
- Michigan’s Spike Albrecht Kicked Some Game to Kate Upton on Twitter This Morning [Complex]
- Emma Roberts Gets Leggy In Shorty Shorts [Popoholic]
- Eva Longoria’s Nipple Slip in her Bikini of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
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- “Mad Men” — “The Doorway”: “In Life, We Often Have to Do Things That Just Are Not Our Bag” [Pajiba]
- The 5 Best Things About This Epic Spring Break Lap Dance FAIL [BroBible]

- Sexy Fit Girls [Viralosity.tv]
- Break Out the Maternity Jeans: Halle Berry Pregnant Again at 46 [Yeeeah!]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Ashley Tisdale Brings The Morning Links!

Photo Credit: Hollywood Tuna; Ashley Tisdale Looks Better With Less Clothes

- Robin Thicke’s ‘Blurred Lines’ Got Banned By YouTube [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- Lucy Pinder Is Still The Busty Queen [Hollywood Tuna]
- Jennifer Lawrence Almost Had a Nip Slip [GCeleb]
- Heidi Klum Saves Her Son With Her Nipple of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- God Wants Justin Bieber To Help People (But Monkeys Can Go To Hell!) [Dlisted]

- Kendall Jenner Poses For Cosmopolitan, Says She Just Wants To Be Left Alone [Socialite Life]
- Lindsay Lohan refused to leave Brazil, insists on posing for cracked-out bikini pics [Celebitchy]
- Caprice And Miela…Your Lesbian Fantasy Come True [Diry Rotten Whore, NSFW]
- Hot Pale Girls (21 Pics) [Caveman Circus]

- Taylor Swift pap jackpot at the grocery store [Lainey Gossip]
- A Little Shannon for Tweed Day [Gunaxin]
- Stacey Poole Looks DTF [Uncoached]
- Ke$ha Eyeball Raped Johnny Depp, That’s The Only Way To Read This [The Superficial]

- Why The Breakfast Club Wouldn’t Work In Today’s World [NedHardy]
- Courtney Stodden Looks Like She’s Going Places [COED Magazine]
- 20 Photos of Epic Mom Baseball Fails [EgoTV]
- Alyssa Michelle Is Our Favorite Red Head [Regretful Morning]

- Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg Star In New Movie “2 GUNS” [Trailer] [Mankind Unplugged]
- Britney’s back, bitches [Upskt Celebs]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Fashionable Starlets @ Nickelodeon 2013 Kids’ Choice Awards

Debby Ryan, Miranda Cosgrove, Bella Thorne, Elizabeth Gillies

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Pictured: Debby Ryan, Miranda Cosgrove, Bella Thorne, Elizabeth Gillies

Jeanette McCurdy, Ariana Grande, Lucy Hale, Ashley Tisdale

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Pictured: Jeanette McCurdy, Ariana Grande, Lucy Hale, Ashley Tisdale

The Nickelodeon 26th Annual Kids’ Choice Awards took place over the weekend at USC Galen Center in L.A. Josh Duhamel served as host and as usual the celebrities walked the orange carpet. The theme for this group of attendees are pretty anyone that we’re certain is of the Disney ABC or Nickelodeon family. Or at least it seems like that. Perfomers included Pitbull with Christina Aguilera, and Kesha. Within the 22 categories covering film, music, sports, and television winners included The Hunger Games, Victorious, SpongeBob SquarePants, and One Direction. Check out a full list of winners and for more info visit 2013 Kids’ Choice Awards at Nick.com.

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Ashley Tisdale Opens Car Door While Holding Red Plastic Cup AT THE SAME TIME!

Ashley Tisdale

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Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens were seen heading to the gym together in West Hollywood. The duo decided to ride in Ashley’s Porsche and in true Bastardly fashion we paid attention to the play-by-play of Ashley opening her car door with her right hand while holding a red plastic cup in her left hand AT THE SAME TIME!! You won’t get fruitless reporting like that anywhere else! Anyway, Ashley was most recently on a Hawaiian vacation with her douchy-looking boyfriend while, as you’ve been reminded a thousand times already, Vanessa’s Spring Breakers hits theaters this Friday, March 22nd.

Ashley Tisdale Porsche

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Ashley Tisdale Brings The Morning Links!

Photo Credit: Hollywood Tuna; Ashley Tisdale’s Short Shorts And Hot Legs

- Courtney Stodden Is A Vision In White [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- Emily Ratajkowski’s Arty Boobs [Hollywood Tuna]
- Karlie Kloss in Victoria’s Secret Underwear [GCeleb]
- Vanessa Hudgens Bending in Pilates Class of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- SI Swimsuit models in green bikinis [SI Swim Daily]

- Justin Bieber Is Trying To Butch Up His Look [Dlisted]
- Jessica Biel wears crochet pants with Justin Timberlake in New York [Lainey Gossip]
- Ryan Seacrest & Julianne Hough broke up after three years together [Celebitchy]
- These Hot And Fit Girls Will Stimulate And Motivate [Caveman Circus]

- 10 GIFS Of Girls Flashing Their Beautiful Breasts [Diry Rotten Whore, NSFW]
- Sara Sampaio in sexy lingerie will melt your eyeballs [Brosome]
- Ashley Roberts Packed The Sexy [Uncoached]
- Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Freezing Her Eggs, Probably Not A Bad Idea [The Superficial]

- Drunken St. Paddy’s Day Girls Debauchery [COED Magazine]
- Eva Longoria Bikini Envy [CityRag]
- The Best Moments From The Leprechaun Horror Film Series [Gunaxin]
- Sofia Vergara Buck Ass Naked On The Beach [Regretful Morning]
- Maria Menounos’ spandex butt [Upskt Celebs]

- The 20 Hottest Girls in Sports Bras [Heavy]
- Guy Picks His Nose on TV in the Classiest Way Possible [EgoTV]
- Paramore Singer Hayley Williams Talks Love, Haters, And The Band’s ‘Soap Opera’ [Celebrity Smack]
- The Science of Hair Loss And Balding [Video] [Mankind Unplugged]

- Bomb It [Bomb It]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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L.A.: Fashionable Ladies @ “Spring Breakers” Premiere

Ashley Tisdale, Bella Thorne, Cara Santana, Eva Amurri

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Pictured: Ashley Tisdale, Bella Thorne, Cara Santana, Eva Amurri

So aside from the four main co-stars of Ashley Benson, Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and Rachel Korine, there were other ladies who attended the L.A. premiere of Spring Breakers. We’ve pretty much plugged the hell out of this film so why not another time for the sake of it. So the film opens in NYC and LA today with a nationwide release on March 22nd. For more info, visit the Spring Breakers official website.

Heather Morris, Samantha Droke, Sarah Hyland, Shay Mitchell

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Pictured: Heather Morris, Samantha Droke, Sarah Hyland, Shay Mitchell

Faith, Candy, Brit, and Cotty have been best friends since grade school. They live together in a college dorm and want to go on an adventure. Wishing to go to Florida for their vacation but lacking funds for it, they decide to rob a restaurant to finance their trip. While in Florida, they are arrested at a party for drugs and land in jail. A drug and arms dealer named Alien bails them out in order to hire them to do some prostitution work for him. [Wiki]

The ATL Twins, Terri Seymour & Sophie Simmons

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Pictured: The ATL Twins, Terri Seymour & Sophie Simmons

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