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Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis Bring The Morning Links!

wenn20403540Photo Credit: Dlisted; Ashton Kutcher Wants To Pump Mila Kunis Full Of His Liquid Love To Make A Baby

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SoHo, NYC: Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher Enjoy The Nice Weather

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis in Soho

Mila Kutcher—oops, I mean, Mila Kunis looked somewhat presentable as she was spotted going for a casual stroll in SoHo earlier today with her boyfriend Ashton Kutcher.

The 30-year-old actress hid behind a pair of Ray-Ban Aviators and wore a flowery light sweater top with a pair of skinny jeans, while Ashton wore a grandpa sweater and a Chicago Bears hat. Just like every other time they bump into the papz, the couple looked pretty pissed off.

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BREAKING!! Mila Kunis Not Looking Like Crap While Out In Public!

Actress Mila Kunis and boyfriend Ashton Kutcher cozy up with coffee as they refuel at Starbucks

Good for her!! Maybe editors at Esquire magazine had a chat with her? As most of you know, Mila Kunis was the magazine’s (now-regrettable) Sexiest Woman Alive for 2012. Let’s just say that she hasn’t been living up to the honor.

These latest photos were snapped yesterday afternoon (Sunday, Jan. 20) as Mila Kunis and temporary boyfriend Ashton Kutcher were seen leaving a Starbucks after grabbing a couple drinks.

GALLERY: We’ve included a variety of Mila photos that showcases her wide range of looks. She can go from looking like the most beautiful piece of ass to straight up trailer trash—definitely something we don’t all too often.

Mila Kunis Walks Dog w/ Ashton; Gives Esquire’s “Sexiest Woman Alive” Honor The Finger

Ashton Kutcher& Mila Kunis Walk The Dog

If photos like this doesn’t Esquire to reassess the whole process of choosing their next “Sexiest Woman Alive,” then they should just scrap the annual honor altogether b/c it doesn’t make much sense. Sure Mila’s really sexy when she’s dolled up, if she’s the supposed be “sexiest woman alive,” shouldn’t she carry a little of that sex appeal around with her at all times of the day, regardless of the amount of makeup she has on? I don’t know, I still love Mila, but the whole “Sexiest Woman Alive” thing kinda screwed w/ my expectations for some reason. Damn you, Esquire!!

Anyway, these latest photos were snapped as the Mila & her man, Ashton Kutcher, took their dog for a walk around their neighborhood in Hollywood.

SYDNEY: Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis Still Very Temporarily in Love

Ashton Kutcher and girlfriend Mila Kunis are spotted doing the Bondi to Bronte walk, taking in the view and enjoying each others company. The couple were very affectionate towards each other during the stroll.

The lovebirds were spotted in Sydney earlier today doing the popular Bondi to Bronte beach walk as they sipped on lattes and took comfort in each others embrace. Mila even took out of her camera phone to snap a couple pics of Ashton & herself, so it was definitely one of those (soon-to-be-regrettable) romantic moments you reflect on when the relationship is falling apart in the near future.

Normally they’re luxuriously shacked up in NYC or L.A., but w/ Sandy’s ravaging most of lower Manhattan & L.A. being its normal cluster-fuck of paparazzi poking around for more info on Mila’s rumored pregnancy, they both figured why not take a private jet to Sydney?! Hey, if you can afford it, why not? Plus, I think Ashton’s goal is to have sex with Mila on all continents before turning his attention elsewhere. That motherfuckingassholesonofabitchihatehimsomuchpieceshittymoviemakingwhorebag!!!

Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher, New Balance & Adidas With The Links!

Mila Kunis & Ashton KutcherPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures; Pictured: Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher

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Ashton Kutcher To Portray Steve Jobs in Movie; WTF?! Really?

Don’t know if you guys heard, but Ashton Kutcher is the white dude who Hollywood is choosing to portray one of the greatest American innovators in at least the past 30 years. I guess they felt he picked up a little experience through his various films & TV projects over the years to successfully pull it off. Having said that, let’s do a quick review of a Ashton’s recent works:

The Butterfly Effect
What Happens in Vegas
Valentine’s Day
No Strings Attached
A Lot Like Love

So, what’s your take on this?

Fake or Real? Ashton Kutcher & Lea Michele Have Fun @ “New Year’s Eve” Premiere

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News; WENN

In their upcoming flick “New Year’s Eve,” Ashton’s love interest is “Glee” star Lea Michele, so I have a feeling they’re simply having fun with the cameras in the name of some good ‘ole marketing. Besides already being kinda annoying, Ashton & “Two & A Half Men” parent network CBS are trying real hard to transform Ashton into a reckless manwhore (a la Charlie Sheen), but it’s really coming off as fake & manufactured. The dude is simply in it for the dough & who can blame him?

As for the celebrity-cluster-fuck, also known as “New Year’s Eve,” we would be very wary of such endeavors since each time Hollywood dishes out a film staring 20 stars, it ends up sucking ass. I hope this also falls flat so that more money can be funneled to directors & producers who’re actually trying to make real films. The cast includes (ready for this?) Halle Berry, Jessica Biel, Jon Bon Jovi, Abigail Breslin, Chris “Ludacris” Bridges, Robert De Niro, Josh Duhamel, Zac Efron, Hector Elizondo, Katherine Heigl, Ashton Kutcher, Seth Meyers, Lea Michele, Sarah Jessica Parker, Michelle Pfeiffer, Til Schweiger, Hilary Swank, Sofía Vergara and others. See the complete list here. Here’s some plot:

The film chronicles the lives of several individuals in New York on New Year’s Eve, including two people who become trapped in an elevator, a couple preparing to give birth and a man who enjoys his last New Year’s before dying. [Source]

Ashton Kutcher Kicks Momma Demi To The Curb; New 23-Year Old Grilfriend Sara Leal In Hiding!

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

I don’t know about you bastards, but all this seems somewhat scripted now that Ashton has successfully replaced Charlie Sheen on “Two and a Half Men.” Ashton plays the role of a recently divorced internet tycoon on the show.

As most of you know by now, 33-year old Ashton Kutcher finally pulled the trigger on his longtime-impending divorce with 48-year old Demi Moore. Not exactly shocking news b/c who the fuck didn’t know that was around the corner? Obviously, it lasted way longer than anybody expected, but when you have an (don’t-ask-don’t-tell) open relationship & get to make-out with countless on-screen lovers while filming a long list of shitty movies, I guess that can help in delaying your inevitable divorce.

Ashton’s rumored mistress is 23-year old Sara Leal. Was this chick worthy of ruining your life & potentially your career and finally get a taste of freedom from a dead marriage? HELL YES! It’s rumored that this chick hired a lawyer and has gone in hiding. I guess she’s scared of Demi Moore sending a hit on her ass. I’d be scared to b/c Demi Moore knows a shit load of people in L.A., so don’t be surprised if this chick’s body turns up somewhere in Malibu Hills.
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Ashton Kutcher Channels Inner Charlie Sheen; Hits Hotel With Mystery Hottie!

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

I guess Demi’s fine with Ashton sleeping around only if it’s work related! Then again, how else could a cougar keep her lil’ cub from running away for good?

Ashton enjoyed the night apart from Demi as he was spotted leaving the Roosevelt Hotel in Los Angeles with a mystery blonde & a few friends. He was reportedly at the hotel to checkout the “Beacher’s Madhouse” show, but we all know what’s up! For those of you bastards who don’t know, “Beacher’s Madhouse” is a show being put on David Arquette. Here’s more from the website:

The new Beacher’s Madhouse Theatre is a tribute to Hollywood’s iconic past as well as a giant leap forward into the twenty-first century of entertainment. Visitors enter through a secret passageway hidden inside of a library bookcase to find themselves surrounded by a selection of stills from Mr. Beacher’s personal collection of rare, classic Hollywood photos from the early 1900’s. Proceeding down a hallway lined with antique mirrors, patrons enter the three-thousand square foot showroom designed to resemble a traditional Vaudeville theater. With twenty banquettes seating over a hundred patrons, including a custom birdcage banquette reserved for VIPs, the spacious room maintains the cozy, luxurious feel of an old-time speakeasy, even when at the capacity of one hundred and seventy guests. Accented by foot lights shaped like shells and draped in gorgeous red velvet curtains, the stage provides an intimate experience for both performers and spectators. [Read more]

Demi Moore Bikini Pictures From Caribbean! (With Ashton)

Photo Credit: INF Photo

Besides the bikini pics, Ashton Kutcher’s reading material while soaking in some Caribbean sun was also interesting. Ashton was seen reading the book, “The Youth Pill: Scientists at the Brink of an Anti-Aging Revolution,” so obviously age is also on his mind (shocking, right?). I really thought he was smarter.

I think Ashton has reached a point in his life & career where he can trade Demi in for a far hotter & younger chick. After all, wasn’t that the plan all along?! I’m sure Demi’s also playing the relationship very shrewdly in that she probably has her hands in Ashton’s finances in an attempt to keep him on a cougar leash.

Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore @ “No Strings Attached” L.A. Premiere

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
These were snapped last night at the Regency Village Theatre in Westwood, CA.

No Strings Attached” is Ashton Kutcher’s latest romantic comedy & his co-star is quite shockingly, Natalie Portman, of all people. I never thought Natalie Portman would stoop this low, but I guess money can make people do stupid things…

Here’s more juice:

The film centers on two people, one of whom is a doctor, trying to have an emotionally free sexual relationship, only to have a revelation of wanting more. [Source]

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