This is still developing…
This is still developing…
Bastardly sources close to the Joe Simpson’s private company, I Whore My Daughters for A Living Incorporated, tell us that a secret deal was worked out by Sophie Monk, an Australian pop singer, to purchase—yes, readers, purchase—Jessica Simpson’s look. I never knew there was a market for purchasing another celebrity’s “look.”
Here’s what we’ve learned: The deal was worth roughly $500k—an amount most in the industry would consider to be chump-change. Besides being super cheap, it was simple on the contractual front: Jessica Simpson simply had to dye her hair to something else & disappear from the scene for a while. In exchange, Sophie Monk’s party would cough up the dough.
Fucking Joe Simpson. Is there no end to his daughter-whoring?!!
Where as we didn’t really care about Tila Nguyen getting noticed at Mr. Chow’s, holy crap it’s Rachel Bilson at Mr. Chow’s! Now that’s breaking!!!!!
We’re sad to start off the day w/ such harsh news. Rumor has it that Rachel Bilson was spotted coming out of an LA veterinarian holding her dog. She looked sexy & the dog looked sick.
Before eating lunch today, please remember to make a small prayer for her dog’s health. Here are a couple more photos from the sad event. [sniff, sniff]
* Doucherry abounds! As if Paris Hilton wasn’t enough of a spoiled ignorant bitch, she has now joined forces with another ignant bitch, Brandon “Chunk” Davis. This is the same cat that last year said he was not friends with Paris any longer because she was a “racist” and would say disparaging things about blacks and jews all the time…and that, as a jew, he was offended by her. Oh, how times change when yer rich and stupid. Here we have the less than dynamic duo talking “trash” about Lohan to the paparazzi. Calling her a “fire crotch”, saying she has a 7 foot clit and calling her poor beacuse she is worth “only 7 million”. Are these fuckers in 3rd grade or something? [Lulop]
* Chris Tucker is now the highest paid actor in Hollywood. Homeboy is getting 25 million to do his thing in Rush Hour 3 (I guess the public has been clamoring for another sequel?). This from a man who has not been in a film since Rush Hour 2 in 2001. Why does Chris Tucker appear in so few films? Here I get to share some O-fficial Hollywood gossip I learned about when I was out in LA. Chris Tucker is illiterate. Homeboy can’t read scripts. He has them shits read to him and most of the time he improvises the dialogue. 25 million and you can’t even read…we truly live in the land of opportunity. [BlogNYC]
* Karma is a bitch. I hope Tom Cruise is praying to Xenu or whatever Scientologists do when they are up shit creek. Last year Tom was talking some shit about women that use drugs to treat post-partum depression, saying that Xenu got the cure. Time to see if yer right Tommy. Katie (oops, sorry, “Kate”) Holmes got herself some of that post-partum depression goodness. Game on! [TheSun]
* It should seriously be illegal for two chicks that rock this much hotness to hang out together, let alone sunbathe together! I am shocked and appalled at these pictures and do not approve of them at all. I give you all stern warning to take care if you look further, as I don’t want to get sued in case any of you dudes break your penis. [DoubleViking]
* No talent douchebag Pete “my only claim to fame is that I banged Kate Moss” Doherty crossed the line once more. Motherfucker actually sprayed a camera man and some other MTV people during an interview with a syringe filled with his own disease laden blood. Why he is not already dead or in jail is truly beyond me…but I’m not one to complain and not do anything about it. I am going to London for some StreetWars business and I’m willing to do my part to stop the scourge that is this cocklicker…if any of you can get me location or contact info for Pete, I will hunt him down, whup his ass, film it and post it here upon my return. Help stop Pete…give him what he deserves…the ball is in your court. [Yeeeah!]
* As a general rule models, although some are retarded hot, are retarded. I don’t mean retarded in a Corky kinda way, I mean like fully lacking ANY sort of cognitive skills whatsoever. Some of you will bitch and moan that this is an unfair stereotype…but take this story about a model that was on a moving bus and mistook the exit door for a bathroom door. Not only did she get the door wrong, she fucking fell out the bus and on to the highway. Stereotype? Perhaps…but some stereotypes are painfully accurate. [BlogNYC]
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