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Isn’t 38-Year-Old Eva Longoria Too Old To Be Maxim’s Woman of the Year?

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If this was 2001, then it would be a whole different thing, but Maxim needs to be choosing a chick within the 19-23 age range. Eva Longoria will hit 39 this March, so it’s a great accomplishment for the hasbeen actress, but I’m pretty sure it’ll leave your casual Maxim reader very confused (and probably a little upset).

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BERLIN: Mischa Barton Can Still Afford To Hit Up Fashion Shows

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These were supposed to go up on Friday, but the long weekend has us playing catchup this morning.

Mischa Barton, the 27-year-old “actress” (we use that word VERY loosely) who first shot to fame on Fox’s ‘The O.C.’, has been somewhat out of the limelight for a while now, but as with most d-lister-hasbeens, she’s always doing her best to claw her way back. She’s been trying to work her mojo in Europe for a while, so we’ll if any sugar daddy wants to take her for a ride…on his yacht. These latest photos were snapped as Mischa worked her style at Marc Cain fashion show as part of Mercedes-Benz Berlin Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2014. She used to be the face of Philipp Plein couture, so that explains the skull shades. I’ll be honest, I’m kinda digging them!

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Morning Links: Pam Anderson Looking Real Old; Justin Smoked Too Much; Kelly Cuoco’s Tongue

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- HA! This Is What Happens When You Give Weed To A Toddler [Dlisted]
– HOLY! Pam Anderson Just Aged 30 Years with A Single Haircut. [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Selena’s friends do not approve [Celebslam]
- Kaley Cuoco Works Her Tongue [HollywoodTuna]

- Michelle Rodriguez Will Quit Acting [The Blemish]
- Oh Damn! Read Lauryn Hill’s Open Letter About Her Financial Troubles and New Record Deal [Complex]
– Megan Fox Looking All Kinds Of Uber Sexy And Naughty For “Sharper Image” [Popoholic]
- Demi Moore’s Monster Nipple Lives of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

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- After Seasons of Frustration and Futility, “The Office” Proves It Still Has the Ability to Move Us [Pajiba]
– Joe Namath Opened the NFL Draft By Yelling Like a Crazy Person [BroBible]

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- WHAT THE FUCK?! Russian Hit by a Truck [Viralosity.tv]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Whitney Port Took Her Pasty Legs Out For Some Sunlight!

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Whitney Port (remember her?) was spotted out shopping in West Hollywood. In been a couple years now since she had her own reality tv show (remember The City?) and since then she’s parlayed that into a gig Britain & Ireland’s Next Top Model serving as a judge last season. No idea who keeps her Wiki page up to date but some useless information you won’t be interested in is that “As of April 2013, Port had over 948,000+ Twitter followers, 235,000+ Facebook fans, and 388,000+ Instagram followers.”

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Mischa Barton Took Her Shapeless Legs Shopping

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Mischa Barton shopped at Sunset Plaza in L.A. and the only reaction we have it that she’s seen better days… like seven years ago. We’ll leave judgement on Mischa’s legs and look to you folks so rather we can say that she actually has had a few gigs, recently working on the upcoming film Homefront which stars Jason Statham, James Franco, Winona Ryder, and Kate Bosworth. Mischa doesn’t get her name on the film’s poster. Anyway, look for it sometime in 2014. Until then, let’s remember this lovely post of Mischa. We’ll just give a subtle warning before you click.

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Cameron Diaz Brings The Afternoon Links

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- OW!! Carly Baker Is UFC’s Newest Ring Hottie [HollywoodTuna]
– Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Banged For The Cover Of A Magazine Because They’re So Private [The Superficial]
NO WAY!! Is something happening between Charlize Theron and Seth MacFarlane? [Lainey’s Gossip]
– Chris Brown: The night I beat up Rihanna is the ‘greatest regret’ of my life [Celebitchy]
BREAKING: Jennifer Aniston Is Still A Huge Bitch [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
– Anne Hathaway Wants You To Like Her, Dammit! [Dlisted]
– Hilary Duff Gets Groovy Hot In Hawaii [Popoholic]
– Rihanna in a Bikini Eating a Pickle of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

- JWoww Hosted Dusk Nightclub With Her Sideboobs [The Blemish]
– Josh Duhamel’s Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Promo Proves He’s Going To Be a Great Dad [PHOTOS & VIDEO] [Socialite Life]
– Justin Bieber Offered Free Ticket to Space (Here’s Hoping It’s One Way) [Evil Beet]
– Gallery: Are These Runway Models Stoned or Sad? [Complex]
– LEANN RIMES AND EDDIE CIBRIAN Arriving In D.C. [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Taylor Swift has a new target [Celebslam]

- Pink is Unfortunately in Her Bikini of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– The Romantic Comedies That Prove Why You’re Wrong About Romantic Comedies [Pajiba]
– Jennette McCurdy Cleavage Pic [Celeb Jihad]
– Miss Delaware Teen USA Gives Up Crown After Sex Tape Scandal [BroBible]

- Cameron Diaz Lingerie Hotness [HollywoodTuna]

- Jennifer Lawrence Dior [Yeeeah!]
How Many Of The “Stars” From The New Dancing With The Stars Cast Do You Recognize? [Dlisted]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Hasbeen D-Listers: Heidi Montag & King Douche Spencer Pratt Need Money

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Heidi, who’s currently starring on “Celebrity Big Brother UK” was spotted along with her clingy douchebag hubby Spencer Pratt holding a copy of The Sun outside the ITV Studios in London earlier this morning.

Since I don’t believe anything that ever comes from these two, I refuse to believe their latest claim that they blew away their supposed $10 million stash because they thought the world was going to end on December 21, 2012 (Mayan prediction). First of all, did they actually even have $10 million?! Two or three million sounds more like it. I mean, didn’t Heidi get around twenty plastic surgery procedures a few month before they went on their D-List hiatus? Anyway, that’s more than I wanted to write about these two nobodies, so let’s stop here.

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Audrina Patridge Can Still Afford Luxury Shopping Trips & Payments on her Merc G500!

Audrina Patridge rocks some snake skin print pants while shopping at Nieman Marcus in Beverly Hills,

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Good for her!

With regards to Audrina’s sweet-ass Mercedes-Benz G500, she either bought that thing outright (around $110K) or she’s approaching the end of her lease, in which case, we’ll soon be seeing Auds rolling around in a Toyota Prius. With the lack of projects these days, as well as the high gas prices in Cali, we’re pretty sure Audrina is feeling the pinch like the rest of us robots.

These latest photos were snapped earlier this week (October 23) as the former reality TV star was seen pimping a pair of snake skin pantalones while shopping at Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills. Judging by the way Audrina’s leading her life, you’d think she found a sugar daddy to fund her lavish lifestyle b/c for all we know, she doesn’t have much going in terms of new projects (she makes a cameo in “Scary Movie 5″ as herself (probably gets killed) & is listed as a cast member of “Halloween 3D,” which was supposed to release on Friday, but not anymore). If Audrina did indeed go the sugar daddy route, many congrats from us. Look at how Kristin Cavallari gamed the system!

Here’s a good look at Audrina in her G-Ride:
Audrina leaves Neiman Marcus in her Mercedes G500

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