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Hasbeen News: A Pregnant Audrina Patridge Plans Her Hawaiian Wedding

Pregnant Audrina Patridge Is Spotted In HawaiiPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

Audrina Patridge should be keeping it simple, but it appears she’s looking to to burn a lot of cash for a wedding in Hawaii. You have to discount for the small chance that married life won’t work for the couple and their current love for each other will slowly fade (I’m sure this happens to a lot of married people, right?!)

We should mention that the baby-daddy is Aussie BMX Dirt champion Corey Bohan. Not sure how many of you follow Audrina on Instagram, but she’s been flooding the service with baby bump photos. Just think how many baby photos she’ll post in a few months.

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Mischa Barton Picks Up Her Own Dry Cleaning!

Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton makes an appearance on the site as she was photographed picking up her own dry cleaning and then stopping at a juice bar in West Hollywood. Surely Mischa must’ve had an assistant on payroll who’d take care of these tasks for her but times have surely changed for the 29 year old actress. Mischa stars in an upcoming slasher film titled “L.A. Slasher” where she stars as The Actress. Look for “L.A. Slasher” in theaters on June 12.

Britney Spears Films “Pretty Girls” Music Video

Britney Spears

Britney Spears and Iggy Azalea are filming the music video for Iggy’s song “Pretty Girls”. The music video looks to have an 80’s theme with Britney rocking some big hair and denim. Britney appeared to have a slight wardrobe malfunction during the shoot. We’re certain that the final product will make Britney look beeter than what we’re looking at here.

Note To Readers: This Is An Old Photo Of Mischa Barton From 2006

Mischa Barton, seen with her mother Nuala Barton during happier times in 2006, has reportedly filed a lawsuit against her mom and manager over stolen earnings

And for added effect, here’s a recent photo Mischa Barton:
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Since we’re in the category of celebrity blogs commonly known as bottom-feeders, we have the luxury of covering z-listers like Mischa Barton. So with that said, in developing Mischa news, it was recently revealed that the 29-year-old actress filed a lawsuit against her mom & former manager over stolen earnings during her more prosperous years. While Mishca’s life swirled around the celebrity toilet bowl following her “O.C.” years, she was apparently booted from her mom’s $8 million Beverly Hills home. We’d love to say her mom cashed out of the property raking in millions, but that wasn’t the case. Her mom’s home was later foreclosed on due to $100K in debts.

Let’s face it, this type of drama has played out on a number of occasions with countless other celebs over the years and it’s only when they reach a really desperate new low that they resort in suing their own parents, although I doubt Mischa can recoup anything from her mom. The actress needs to screw expensive lawsuits and instead concentrate on investing her limited funds on her health & fitness so that she can score herself a Hollywood director or producer. Mischa will turn 30 in January, 2016.

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Here’s What Pamela Anderson Looks Like These Days…

Pamela Anderson attends the premiere of 'The Gunman' in Los Angeles

Considering she’s 47 and the type wild & crazy life she has enjoyed over the years, I feel like Pamela Anderson is in a pretty good place! The former sugar-daddy plaything was seen at ‘The Gunman’ premiere with her son Dylan by her side. I’ll be honest, at first I thought this dude was Pam’s new sugar baby, it’ just her son. With that said, stay out of trouble, Pam!

For those of interested, here’s the trailer to ‘The Gunman’:

Pamela Anderson, Dylan Jagger Lee attends the premiere of 'The Gunman' in Los Angeles

Lamar Odom Is Still Alive; Post-Kardashian Life Is Looking Rough

Lamar Odom Works Up A Sweat On A Hike

The poor guy was waived by the Knicks last summer and when you get waived by the Knicks, you know things are going rough. Currently he’s just trying to stay in shape and keeping his fingers crossed that some team will want to sign a 35-year-old former NBA Sixth Man of the Year (2011).

Sure his drug & alcohol addiction had a little something to do with his downfall, but I attribute 98% of all the bullshit he’s currently suffering through to his former marriage with Khloe Kardashian, although new rumors are circulating that Khloe’s secretly seeing Lamar again.

These latest photos show Lamar following a workout hike at Fryman Canyon Park in Studio City.

BERLIN: Mischa Barton Can Still Afford To Hit Up Fashion Shows

MBFW Spring/Summer 2014 - Marc Cain

These were supposed to go up on Friday, but the long weekend has us playing catchup this morning.

Mischa Barton, the 27-year-old “actress” (we use that word VERY loosely) who first shot to fame on Fox’s ‘The O.C.’, has been somewhat out of the limelight for a while now, but as with most d-lister-hasbeens, she’s always doing her best to claw her way back. She’s been trying to work her mojo in Europe for a while, so we’ll if any sugar daddy wants to take her for a ride…on his yacht. These latest photos were snapped as Mischa worked her style at Marc Cain fashion show as part of Mercedes-Benz Berlin Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2014. She used to be the face of Philipp Plein couture, so that explains the skull shades. I’ll be honest, I’m kinda digging them!

Mischa Barton - MBFW Spring:Summer 2014 - Marc Cain 2

MBFW Spring/Summer 2014 - Marc Cain

Morning Links: Pam Anderson Looking Real Old; Justin Smoked Too Much; Kelly Cuoco’s Tongue

pamela anderson looking very old with new hairdoCLICK TO SEE MORE!

– HA! This Is What Happens When You Give Weed To A Toddler [Dlisted]
– HOLY! Pam Anderson Just Aged 30 Years with A Single Haircut. [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Selena’s friends do not approve [Celebslam]
– Kaley Cuoco Works Her Tongue [HollywoodTuna]

– Michelle Rodriguez Will Quit Acting [The Blemish]
– Oh Damn! Read Lauryn Hill’s Open Letter About Her Financial Troubles and New Record Deal [Complex]
– Megan Fox Looking All Kinds Of Uber Sexy And Naughty For “Sharper Image” [Popoholic]
– Demi Moore’s Monster Nipple Lives of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]


– After Seasons of Frustration and Futility, “The Office” Proves It Still Has the Ability to Move Us [Pajiba]
– Joe Namath Opened the NFL Draft By Yelling Like a Crazy Person [BroBible]


– WHAT THE FUCK?! Russian Hit by a Truck [Viralosity.tv]

– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

Whitney Port Took Her Pasty Legs Out For Some Sunlight!

Whitney Port

Whitney Port (remember her?) was spotted out shopping in West Hollywood. In been a couple years now since she had her own reality tv show (remember The City?) and since then she’s parlayed that into a gig Britain & Ireland’s Next Top Model serving as a judge last season. No idea who keeps her Wiki page up to date but some useless information you won’t be interested in is that “As of April 2013, Port had over 948,000+ Twitter followers, 235,000+ Facebook fans, and 388,000+ Instagram followers.”

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