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Hot or Not: Rita Ora @ British Fashion Awards 2012

I’m always up in the air about Rita Ora, so I figured I’d leave it up to you guys to make the final call.

From far, she looks great, but I think that’s mainly because the only think you can see is her rack, which she either has pushed up or upgraded. When you see the HQ image, you can tell her makeup is done very well b/c it doesn’t look like she caked it on, but I’m still not diggin’ the contrast between the dark eyebrows & dirty blonde hair.

Also, as I’ve stated previously, I still can’t believe she’s dating Rob Kardashian of all people. I think it’s safe to say that she can do much-much better, especially for her level of fame.

Hot or Not: Georgina Bloomberg @ 2011 U.S. Humane Society Event

Photo Credit: WENN

NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s daughter Georgina Bloomberg struck the lottery by being born into billions and she has the “Fuck You” money and then some to do whatever the hell she wants in life. Needless to say, that sort of freedom must be surreal when you know that even if you fuck up on a grand scale, you can pick yourself up & shoot yourself back to the moon.

With that freedom in hand, Georgina was at the luxurious Cipriani on 42nd Street last night in support of the 2011 Humane Society of The United States’ To The Rescue! From Cruelty to Kindness gala. While supporting cute & cuddly animals is great, Georgina will feel much better about herself after helping sweaty & stinky humans who are currently camping out at Zuccotti Park near Wall St as part of the Occupy Wall Street movement. I wonder how quickly Daddy Bloomberg would shut her out of his millions if she ever decided to walk that path?

Hot or Not: Prince Harry’s Temporary Girlfriend: Florence Brudenell-Bruce

Photo Credit: Fame Pictures

Unlike his older brother, Prince William appears to smarter in that he fully understands his extremely fortunate position in life. He’s second to the throne (i.e. not going to ever be King) and most importantly, he’s blessed with a life of luxury that’s funded by the people. So with that in hand, why shouldn’t he have a little fun?!

Enter Florence Brudenell-Bruce.

They’ve apparently been dating for the past four weeks (of course, by “dating” we actually mean Prince Harry calls her up when he’s bored & wants to have sex). Sadly, Florence probably thinks she’s also gonna have a fairytale wedding like Kate’s a couple months back and who can blame her, right? Let’s hope she can manage to keep her legs closed or at least open them very sparingly in hopes to also hit the Royal Jackpot!

Hot or Not: Emma Watson Doin’ A Shoot For Lancome in Paris

Photo Credit: Splash News Online; INF Photos

Don’t know about you guys, but Emma’s giving a Justin Bieber with lipstick-vibe in the photo to the right. That’s never a good thing.

Hope these new shots of Emma Watson make up for the painful Ke$ha bikini pics coming out of Australia earlier today. These were snapped on the set of a shoot Emma’s doing for Lancôme beauty products in Paris. The shoot, which started late last night, is being shot by Peruvian fashion photographer Mario Testino.

For those of you bastards who don’t know, Emma’s rumored to be landing the lead role opposite Taylor Lautner in Incarceron apparently making this a big deal considering it’d hit up the fanbase of both Harry Potter and Twilight franchises.

“Incarceron” (an adaptation of Catherine Fisher’s teen novel) is the tale of a centuries-old prison—one fully sequestered from the rest of the world—that has come to sustain itself, with new detainees being born and dying within the prison walls.

The 17-year old protagonist and prisoner of Incarceron, Finn (played by Lautner) endeavors to be the second man to ever escape. Along the way he meets the warden’s daughter, who wishes to escape the place itself as well as her father’s expectations. It is this character–Claudia–who producers hope will be played by Watson. Source

Hot or Not: Bonnie McKee @ 2011 Grammy Awards

Photo Credit: INF Photo

Since this is Bonnie’s first time on here, here’s more juice:

Bonnie Leigh McKee is a North American singer-songwriter, formerly signed to Reprise Records. She released her debut album Trouble in 2004, which was a minor success. The single “Somebody” was included in the soundtrack to the 2004 comedy film Win a Date with Tad Hamilton!. As a songwriter McKee has enjoyed success writing international hit singles for Katy Perry (“California Gurls” and “Teenage Dream”), Taio Cruz (“Dynamite”) as well as Britney Spears (” Hold It Against Me”). [Source]

Hot or Not: Carmen Johnson @ Tricky Stewart Pre-Grammy Party

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Since this is Carmen’s first time on the site, here’s more juice from her official website:

Carmen always knew she wanted to be a performer. She was born with a love for singing and dancing. Carmen was always shy but when she thought no one was looking the world became her stage. She was her own variety show, dancing around, singing and pretending to be different characters. Her parents started videotaping her as a toddler to have memories of their child, but those tapes now reveal that Carmen was mapping out her dreams. She was playful, reenacting scenes she saw on television and singing songs she heard on the radio. Her father nicknamed her silly girl. [Source]

She’s also on Twitter!

Erika Jayne @ Maxim’s Super Bowl XLV Party in Dallas

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Check Erika’s official website for more info. Here’s some juice from her Wiki:

Erika Jayne is an American Dance/Electronica singer/dancer who currently lives in Los Angeles, California, but was born and raised in Atlanta, Georgia.

Jayne, whose talented influences from her mother and grandmother inspired her career, made her arrival on the club music scene in 2007 with the electro-hued track “Rollercoaster”, which went to number one on the U.S. Billboard Hot Dance Club Play chart. In 2008 her follow up, “Stars,” reached number one on Billboard’s Hot Dance Airplay chart. “Give You Everything”, “Rollercoaster” and “Stars” will also be featured on her debut album Pretty Mess, which will be released August 11, 2009. [Source]

Hot or Not: Whitney Cummings @ MTV’s NYE Celebration

Whitney Cummings (born September 4, 1982) is an American comedian, actress, former cast member of the MTV television show Punk’d, and former model.

Her television appearances have included Comedians of Chelsea Lately, Live Nude Comedy, The Very Funny Show and the Comedy Central Roasts of Joan Rivers and David Hasselhoff. In August 2010, her first one-hour special premiered on Comedy Central titled Whitney Cummings: Money Shot. In 2010 Cummings went on tour with Denis Leary and the Rescue Me Comedy Tour to promote the show’s 6th season. [Wiki}


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