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Knocked Up Rating: Holly Madison @ 2012 Miss Universe Party

Holly Madison

These were snapped last night at the 2012 Miss Universe party held at Planet Hollywood. Holly Madison was sporting a huge baby bump, so it’s nice to see that the pregnancy is coming along smoothly. Her baby-daddy is events promoter Pasquale Rotella and according to Celebrity Net Worth, he’s worth roughly $10 million. He’s currently the CEO of Insomniac Events, one of the most successful electronic music promotion and event companies in the world (more here).

Holly is claiming her man wanted to tie the knot earlier, but she wants to wait until the baby arrives and in her own words, “we want to wait until things calm down a little bit’ (full interview & video here). Hmm. My only suggestion to Holly is that shit changes real quick when the baby drops, so tie the knot ASAP sugar daddies are famous for getting cold feet at the last minute!

BREAKING!! Pregnant Kelly Brook Shows Off Her Baby-Bump in London!

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The Newly pregnant & apparently, also engaged Kelly Book hit the Box nightclub located in London’s Soho district last night. The club opened earlier this year. Some of you NYCers might recognize the name b/c the owner Simon Hammerstein also runs a similar cabaret-flavored club in Downtown Manhattan.

So from the looks of Kelly’s ring finger it’s fairly obvious that she plans to temporarily tie the knot w/ her baby-daddy Thom Evans. Assuming she’s following protocol for knocked-up celebrities, the wedding should go down as Kelly’s delivery date approaches—that’s assuming the relationship lasts that long, of course.

Pregnant Alyssa Milano @ “Limitless” NYC Premiere

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Is anybody actually surprised that Alyssa Milano looks absolutely amazing? Now, I’m not bagging on pregnant women b/c everyone knows they all have a special glow–albeit, a painful glow if they happen to be Victoria’s Secret model, but a glow nonetheless. Props to Alyssa Milano & her timeless genes for keep things extremely hot even as she cruises through this particular stage of her life…DAAAYUM!

Here’s more about “Limitless,” starring Bradley Cooper, Abbie Cornish, and Robert De Niro. The film hits theaters next Friday!

Eddie Morra (Cooper) is an unemployed writer whose girlfriend Lindy (Cornish) breaks up with him. Eddie believes he has no future, but when a friend introduces him to the experimental drug NZT, Eddie becomes highly focused and highly confident. He is able to recall everything he has read, heard, or seen, and he uses the knowledge to become successful in the financial world. Business mogul Carl Van Loon (De Niro) sees Eddie as a potential tool to make money, but Eddie’s success also attracts hitmen who pursue him for the NZT. Eddie’s stash dwindles, causing him side effects, as he tries to escape being assassinated. [Source]

Alyssa Milano @ “Hall Pass” World Premiere

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Alyssa Milano stars as Grace in the upcoming Farrelly brothers movie Hall Pass. The movie stars Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis and opens in theaters on February 28th. For more info, visit the Hall Pass official website.

Rick (Owen Wilson) and Fred (Jason Sudeikis) are best friends who have a lot in common, including the fact that they have each been married for many years. But when the two men begin to show signs of restlessness at home, their wives (Jenna Fischer, Christina Applegate) take a bold approach to revitalizing their individual marriages: granting them a “hall pass,” one week of freedom to do whatever they want…no questions asked. At first, it sounds like a dream come true for Rick and Fred. But it isn’t long before they discover that their expectations are out of sync with reality. Wiki

Knocked-Up Rating: Selma Blair @ 2011 Grammy Awards

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Granted she’s 38 & if you wanna have a healthy baby, you gotta suck it in & go for it, but it’s always painful when hot celebrities get pregnant—especially when you pics like this floating around. Whatever the case, we wish Selma best of luck w/ the pregnancy! Here’s the latest:

On January 13, Selma Blair reportedly pregnant with her first child with fashion designer Jason Bleick in 2011.[71] An insider tells Star magazine “Selma never thought she could be this happy, her life right now is a dream come true!”, “Selma and Jason are ecstatic!”, and “they gave each other promise rings but they have no plans to marry.” said the informer. [Source]

Possibly Pregant Jessica Simpson Makes The TV Show Rounds in NYC!

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These were snapped earlier today as Jessica Simpson was all over NYC. She was made an appearance on several talk shows including, “Live! with Regis & Kelly,” “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon,”and the (Former) King of Media “The Howard Stern Show.”

She was mostly discussing her baby, recent engagement to former NFL player Eric Johnson & wedding plans. I don’t know about you guys, but I have a bad idea about J.Simpson cashing in her hottie chips for a 31-year old former NFL player. She can definitely do much better. Doesn’t she realize that she’s only 30 & if she wishes to maintain her current lifestyle she’ll need to bag a CURRENT NFL player who’s in his mid-20s. Come on, Jessica!

While on Regis & Kelly, Jessica performed “My Only Wish” of her new album. Here’s a clip:

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BREAKING!! Myleene Klass Ate Pineapple Poolside At Her L.A. Hotel!

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These were snapped yesterday afternoon as Myleene Klass was spotted showing off her baby bump while chilling poolside in a white bikini at her luxurious Los Angeles hotel.

The “I’m a Celebrity” star seemed to enjoy the time off as she sipped fruity drinks, swam and even enjoyed some pineapple skewers. So what’s the take on Myleene’s Knocked-Up Rating?

Ali Larter @ “Resident Evil: Afterlife” Premiere in Tokyo

Ali Larter is expecting a boy. She officially let it slip in an interview for the latest Resident Evil movie. She plays Claire Redfield.

“I’m not a gamer, I’m not someone who can sit at the computer and figure out these games — it takes a different kind of genius to get to the different levels and get through the different doors,”

“Possible gamer? Well, after watching these movies and hearing all the gunfire I don’t know what he’s — it’s — going to turn out like.” Source

Baby Bump Alert! Alicia Keys Honeymoons on a Yacht in S. France!

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These were snapped yesterday afternoon.

Alicia Keys & husband Swizz Beats are currently enjoying what appears to be a very lavish & much overdue honeymoon onboard a huge-ass yacht off the coast of Saint-Jean-Cap-Ferrat, France. I wish I could say I’ve been there, but unfortunately I haven’t even been to France. Ya, life sucks, but what can you do, right?

While cruising on the yacht, a very pregnant Alicia can be seen mingling with friends Queen Latifah & Jeanette Jenkins. We’re not sure wether both sistahs crashed the honeymoon or simply sharing the rental fees along w/ Alicia. The yacht does seem awfully large for just a couple on a honeymoon, but w/ with the earning potential of both Alicia & Swizz Beats, I wouldn’t be surprised if they frickin’ own the thing.

On a side note, the newly wed couple’s first child is due later this November. Let’s hope it’s a healthy baby!

And, just in case anyone wants to compare Alicia’s yacht to Heidi Klum’s daycare yacht that we posted yesterday, check it:

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