Posts about Bastardly Lady of the Day

Bastardly Lady of the Day: Emily

Hey ya’ll the nickname’s Emily, I submitted my pictures because my friends dared me to do it and I’m too awesome of a lady to back down. Anyway obviously I love to play dress up a little too much and I am admittedly a bit vain lol. I was wondering if my pictures look as hot as they do in my head =P so hey all asian-chasers out there hopefully you enjoy this post.

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Megan Fox

Do you like your boobs?
I like everything about my little adorable self and besides they’re BEWBS man what’s not to like about them?

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Fo’sho, I mean I sleep with dudes the age of my grandpa for way less than that, haha just kiddin… Or am I?

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Yes, and according to my mom and myheritage.com too I look like that girl from Smallville, Lana.

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Meh, I say pass.

What makes you Bastardly?
Aside from the fact that I’m game and not to mention confident enough to send you guys my pics and let ya’ll at it? I’d like to think I take criticisms fairly well, boys do hit me with your best/worst shot.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don’t “take down” pictures. If we think you’re hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

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Bastardly Lady of the Day: Elice

hey there! my name is Elice ( pronounced as E-Lease ), and I’m 22 years old and loving every minute of my life. I love your website because your captions are hilarious and you post a lot of Blake Lively whom I’m so in love with! LOL. She’s just so sexy but Megan Fox definitely takes my number one spot. Anyways, I would love to be Bastardly Lady of the day because I feel like I definitely have what it takes to be one `=) hopefully, you like my pics `=)

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Bastardly Lady of the Day Revisted: Alina

I was already a bastardly girl of the day but maybe again…. *Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don’t “take down” pictures. If we think you’re hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

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Bastardly Lady of the Day: Jessica

My name is Jessica, and I saw your blotd entry today.. that girl was really pretty and from Texas, which is my favorite state. I’m from Belarus, and it pisses me off. Eastern Europe sucks! But haha the point of this email was to ask if I could be an entry as well. I’m 19 years old : )

Let me first off say that my relationship with my boyfriend just ended, and all those pictures couples send to each other are lying around. I just don’t give a damn about him, and this is payback in a sense. And I’d of course love to know what some of the people think.

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
I would go lesbian for Blake Lively.. the girl from gossip girl. She has really nice legs, cute bum, and has it going on haha.

Do you like your boobs?
I love my boobs! They get me out of speeding tickets lol and make life so much easier! But really, they are fun to have.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
My grandfather died when he was 54 in a construction accident, so what age are we talking about? I’d definitely take that $3 million. I could buy enough gasoline to burn down Belarus, this shithole.

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
I’ve heard dark-haired Scarlett Johannson. not anyone else you all would know.

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Kimia was probably my favorite blotd because she looks natural. I may have to go back and look.

What makes you Bastardly?
When I was 17, a man tried to grab my boobs, so I grabbed his hands and put them on my boobs. It surprised him so much he tried to get away.

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Bastardly Lady of the Day, Round 3: Jessy

Hello once again! It’s been over a year since I’ve sent an e-mail. It’s always entertaining to see BLOTD comments, the members are definetly not filtered! I wasn’t sure if you would post a girl for the third time. Either way, here are some photos :)

Oh and about the subject title, I’m still pretty bastardly!

Jessy’s original entry and her revisited entry.

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Bastardly Lady of the Day: Kat

I would love to be considered for bastardly lady of the day or even the week!! Anyways, here is you chance to spice things up in your website. I am a sexy pettite puerto rican yes! I truly love your website, love your humor and honestly, your website is more fun than all the crap out there. I would be a great addition, not only I am exotic but also I am a very fun girl. I am a sexy geek with a bachelor of science major. I have also done pageants, currently in med school I love adventures, outdoors and kick ass!!
NOTHING SEXIER THAN A SMART, CUTE, SEXY GEEKY GUY!!!

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Ashley Greene she is gorgeous and natural looking. No crazy implants or plastic surgery.

Do you like your boobs?
They are very sexy!! I think beautiful breasts are one of the sexiest assets a woman can have.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I actually have a thing for older men but not that old. I think that even if I said yes, when the moment comes I wont be able to do it. I actually had a college physics professor that had this huge crush on me, he even look up for my phone and started calling me very psycho. Even though everyone said he was pretty hot, I really wasnt interested because he was like 50. So 70 years or more, definitely…out of the question.

Obviously, 3 million dollars…lots of money and just because of this determining factor one would be more inclined to say yes but lets face it only happens in the movies “INDECENT PROPOSAL” …hehe

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Nope, not that I recall.. I think I have no resemblance to anyone in Hollywood.

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I really do not want to be improper or harsh towards my fellow BLD’S and I really do not want to say. But I think that for the least, all of you guys know!!

What makes you Bastardly?
I think I am a very interesting person to get to know. I am like a pandora’s box, honestly!! I love your website and all the bastardliness about it, the way you make fun about celebrities( especially ICE T AND COCO.. OMG) I am pretty open about my sexuality and I agree with most of the picks you guys make in the website. — SO I GUESS THAT MAKES ME pretty bastardly. Oh, and also the fact that I am intelligent, free spirited, geeky but sexy at the same time! :)

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Bastardly Lady of the Day: Ellie

Hey Yall!! My name is Ellie. First off, I’d like to say I am a native born Texan who just graduated from high school! I’m 19 and cannot wait to get started at U of T :)

Secondly, the reason I chose to sign up for bastardly lady fo the day is because my brother is constantly on this website so now I wanna see his face when he sees his older sister on the front page :P Otherwise, this website is pretty entertaining :) very up to date! xoxoxo

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Miley Cyrus <3

Do you like your boobs?
I Adore Them.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
For that much money I think any girl will.

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Jessica Simpson?

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Not really.

What makes you Bastardly?
I love using the word Bastard. Because all guys are bastardly. hahaha

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Bastardly Lady of the Day: Yara

Hi, my names Yara and im 18 years old. I’m from Syria in the Middle East! I live in Dubai currently and just graduated from high school here.

I’m going to Purdue for university next year!!! BOILER UP! :)

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Salma Hayek… yum

Do you like your boobs?
I love my boobs, I’m no porn star but they are cute for my size :)

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Yes. *Looks in bank account… Status= -$34.7*

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Nope… haha I’m pretty diverse: Syrian, Russian and Albanian.

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Nope, I don’t look at those hoes ;)

What makes you Bastardly?
The fact that im the first arab princess on bastardly.com I’m like the Nicki Minaj of the Middle East ;) SO ICEYYY <3

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