Posts about Bastardly MILF Rating

BREAKING!! Gisele Bundchen Grabs Lunch @ Balthazar with Baby Benjamin!

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Photo Credit: INF Photo; Pacfic Coast News

First of all, what’s official MILF Rating for Gisele since this is one of the first times we’ve seen her out & about doing her mommy duties?

Earlier this afternoon Gisele Bundchen was spotted out in SoHo with somewhat a cranky Benjamin Brady. The 30 year old supermodel grabbed lunch at pimped-out Balthazar. Last night Gisele made her official return to the runway last night at NYC’s Fashion Night Out event held at Lincoln Center.

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BREAKING!! Gisele Bundchen Grabs Lunch @ Balthazar with Baby Benjamin!

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Photo Credit: INF Photo; Pacfic Coast News

First of all, what’s official MILF Rating for Gisele since this is one of the first times we’ve seen her out & about doing her mommy duties?

Earlier this afternoon Gisele Bundchen was spotted out in SoHo with somewhat a cranky Benjamin Brady. The 30 year old supermodel grabbed lunch at pimped-out Balthazar. Last night Gisele made her official return to the runway last night at NYC’s Fashion Night Out event held at Lincoln Center.

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Kissy Kissy

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Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

How cute, Alessandra Ambrósio is still in love with fiance/baby*daddy, Jamie Mazur. It’s actually making
me feel a tad feathered down. Like one of those endangered brown pelicans out in the Gulf of Mexico (random, true fact yo). So apparently euthanizing (Bastardly Word of the day: Euthanize = to kill) these birds is a better option than cleaning them, since either way they’ll suffer a tragic death, cleaned feathers or not. So …relating this back to myself (because yes, the world revolves around me) does this mean, not seeing pictures of Ambrosio will still make me feel shitty due to knowing I’ll never be as skinny, tall, or have a toolish-rich-ass fiance like her?

Well, thought I’d share the “joy”.

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Titanically Awesome: 2 KIDS!

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Celine Dion Twins
Celine Dion Twins
Celine Dion Twins
Celine Dion Twins

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin; Snapped at the 2003 Billboard Music Awards

I like how Celine Dion is 42, wack. I thought she was in her mid 50′s (opps..I was wrong). But yeah, this wanna-be-MILF is going to be sporting the trend of twins this seasons. Any chance I could be one of her long lost children and inherit the loads of bullshit (by bullshit, I mean $$$$$$$$) she is going to pass down to her heirs as well?

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MILF Rating: Ali Landry @ 17th Annual Race to Erase MS Benefit

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Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
These were snapped at the Century Plaza Hotel in L.A.

Remember her? Ali Landry turns 37 this July & still looks pretty damn good! Many congrats to Ali & her team of docs!

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2007 Flashback: Liv Tyler @ Grand Opening of The Cove Atlantis

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Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
These were snapped at Paradise Island in the Bahamas.

Keep in mind, she gave birth to her first child on December 14, 2004 & these pics were taken on May 12, 2007.

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Megan Joy Looked Hot On “American Idol” Last Night

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Even though I’m not pulling for Megan Joy to win this season, but I’m still a fan for obvious (juicy) reasons. Let’s just say that it wouldn’t hurt if she won from a Bastardly Hotness standpoint.

You can listen to all of last night’s performances, hit the American Idol website. Tonight’s elimination night, so tune in to find out who gets voted off!

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New Mommy Rebecca Romijn Looking Hot After Working Out!

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Photo Credit: LAURENT/JRS/bauergriffinonline.com

This is pretty damn hot if you take in to consideration that Rebecca just popped out a twin daughters (names: Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip) nearly 30 days back! These were snapped yesterday as the sexy actress who played Mystique in the X-Men movies left a private workout session in Los Angeles.

Jerry O’Connell is truly a lucky man! God damn.

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