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BREAKING!! Gisele Bundchen Grabs Lunch @ Balthazar with Baby Benjamin!

Photo Credit: INF Photo; Pacfic Coast News

First of all, what’s official MILF Rating for Gisele since this is one of the first times we’ve seen her out & about doing her mommy duties?

Earlier this afternoon Gisele Bundchen was spotted out in SoHo with somewhat a cranky Benjamin Brady. The 30 year old supermodel grabbed lunch at pimped-out Balthazar. Last night Gisele made her official return to the runway last night at NYC’s Fashion Night Out event held at Lincoln Center.

BREAKING!! Gisele Bundchen Grabs Lunch @ Balthazar with Baby Benjamin!

Photo Credit: INF Photo; Pacfic Coast News

First of all, what’s official MILF Rating for Gisele since this is one of the first times we’ve seen her out & about doing her mommy duties?

Earlier this afternoon Gisele Bundchen was spotted out in SoHo with somewhat a cranky Benjamin Brady. The 30 year old supermodel grabbed lunch at pimped-out Balthazar. Last night Gisele made her official return to the runway last night at NYC’s Fashion Night Out event held at Lincoln Center.

Kissy Kissy

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

How cute, Alessandra Ambrósio is still in love with fiance/baby*daddy, Jamie Mazur. It’s actually making
me feel a tad feathered down. Like one of those endangered brown pelicans out in the Gulf of Mexico (random, true fact yo). So apparently euthanizing (Bastardly Word of the day: Euthanize = to kill) these birds is a better option than cleaning them, since either way they’ll suffer a tragic death, cleaned feathers or not. So …relating this back to myself (because yes, the world revolves around me) does this mean, not seeing pictures of Ambrosio will still make me feel shitty due to knowing I’ll never be as skinny, tall, or have a toolish-rich-ass fiance like her?

Well, thought I’d share the “joy”.

Titanically Awesome: 2 KIDS!

Celine Dion Twins
Celine Dion Twins
Celine Dion Twins
Celine Dion Twins

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin; Snapped at the 2003 Billboard Music Awards

I like how Celine Dion is 42, wack. I thought she was in her mid 50’s (opps..I was wrong). But yeah, this wanna-be-MILF is going to be sporting the trend of twins this seasons. Any chance I could be one of her long lost children and inherit the loads of bullshit (by bullshit, I mean $$$$$$$$) she is going to pass down to her heirs as well?

New Mommy Rebecca Romijn Looking Hot After Working Out!

Photo Credit: LAURENT/JRS/bauergriffinonline.com

This is pretty damn hot if you take in to consideration that Rebecca just popped out a twin daughters (names: Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip) nearly 30 days back! These were snapped yesterday as the sexy actress who played Mystique in the X-Men movies left a private workout session in Los Angeles.

Jerry O’Connell is truly a lucky man! God damn.

The Bastardly Sexiest MILFs 2008 – VOTE NOW!

Over the years we’ve voted on everything from the ugliest to the sexiest women Hollywood has to offer, so generating a list of the sexiest MILFs is only a natural next step in the process of wasting your precious time. Before we get our hands dirty with MILFy discussions, let’s define M.I.L.F. for the clueless few.

No worries, members of the Filipino Bastardly Community!! M.I.L.F., thankfully, doesn’t stand for the infamous Philippine terrorist group, Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Instead, our bastardly friends @ the Wiki have a much friendlier definition:

Mother I’d like to fuck (MILF), slang for a sexually attractive, older woman

Obviously, there are many Hollywood celebs who fall into this exclusively juicy category, so we’re gonna do the community a favor and throw a few names out there to help create your top 10…

We won’t wanna waste too much time, so let’s dive straight into my own top 10 list & review the Bastardly Rules & Regulations (see page 2)

Melissa Joan Hart @ March of Dimes Celebration of Babies

“Sabrina The Teenage Witch“ Rejected By “Dancing With The Stars“

The actress said as much in a tear-filled interview on “Valentine in the Morning” show. She went on to say, according to TMZ, who has the entire interview on their website, that she has been rejected for every season of the hit reality show.

She sobs for a while, and then says that she even had the all-powerful Mario Lopez (who took second place in the second season – to Emmitt Smith) lobby for her to be cast, and she still couldn’t get on. Source

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