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Selena Gomez & Jaden Smith Had Dinner Together In London

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Selena Gomez, Jaden Smith

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Jaden Smith was pictured leaving Hakkasan restaurant with Selena Gomez after a night out in London. Since we’re in the business of gossip could it be that love in the air for these two young stars? Jaden is 15 years old while is 20, so our guess is that it’s illegal in some states. Or, are we just causing trouble and the two are merely just friends enjoying a nice meal together? We’d like to think the former because that would make for some great headlines and stories in the near future. Anyway, we know Justin and Jaden are friends, or at least the were enough at the time to do this “Never Say Never” song.

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Jesse Heiman Got Some Lovin’ From Sasha Jackson & Sharni Vinson!

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Sasha Jackson, Jesse Heiman, Sharni Vinson

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Pictured: Sasha Jackson, Jesse Heiman, Sharni Vinson

Jesse Heiman continues to mow down the hotties of Hollywood. This time making the dreams of Sasha Jackson and Sharni Vinson come true as they laid down some kisses on Jesse. Sharni is split from Kellan Lutz so it’s all good. This took place at NYLON Magazine’s Young Hollywood Party with May Cover Star Chloe Moretz. We’re sure the world of Twitter and Instagram will be filled with more photos of hot starlets taking selfies kissing Jesse. Jesse, we salute thee once more. Keep on doing it!

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Jesse Heiman Blesses More Chicks With A Kiss While Out in L.A.

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Jesse Heiman pictured at Bootsy Bellows nightclub in Hollywood

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Just like he does at least a few times everyday, Jesse Heiman kissed girls as his way to the Bootsy Bellows nightclub in Hollywood. It’s a real pity that Jesse’s starting to give chicks the cheek option because the Super Bowl commercial wasn’t popular because Bar Refaeli kissed him on his cheek, but rather because it was a straight-up makeout session with lots of tongue action in the mix.

Jesse, regardless of how cute they sound, don’t fall for the half-ass chicks asking, “Oh, can I get a kiss on my cheek?! Pleeeeease!!?” Simply ignore these chicks & move down the line to the next chick who actually wants to recreate the Super Bowl ad. Whatever the case, major props for exploiting your fame in order to get as much action as possible. We need another Maria Menounos moment, damn it!!

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Jesse Heiman Kisses Jasmine Dustin at NO Kill LA Charity Event

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Jesse Heiman, Jasmine Dustin

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Jesse Heiman strikes again! This time Bar Refaeli’s co-star of the GoDaddy commercial attended the NO Kill LA Charity Event at Fred Segal in West Hollywood. His prey at the event was Jasmine Dustin, Model, Actress, DJ and co-founder of Models n Mutts Charity. All we gotta say is GOOD JOB JESSE! Keep on exploiting your fame and make-out with as many hotties as you can! By chance will you be hitting up The Grove again to snag another session with Maria Menounos! DO IT!!

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Jesse Heiman Returns To The Grove To Find Maria Menounos!!

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Maria Menounos

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Maria Menounos was on location at The Grove for her daily duties on Extra TV. Low and behold who happens to be around too? None other than Jesse Heiman, you know, the dude who made-out with Bar Refaeli in the Super Bowl GoDaddy commercial. Sure it’s been like a month since the Super Bowl but this dude definitely knows to keep the mojo going. He’s already kissed Maria once so why not go back for more, right? No word if Jesse got some from Maria, heck, maybe he got a piece of Renee Bargh too. Note to Jesse, keep on milking it… Alessandra Ambrosio was at the beach in L.A. for a Victoria’s Secret photoshoot so maybe that’s where you need to be to score some VS hotties.

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Miami: Miley Cyrus Bikini Pool Outing w/ “Friend” Cheyne Thomas

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These photos of Miley Cyrus were from her pool date with “friend” Cheyne Thomas. Who the heck is Cheyne Thomas? We have no damn idea but he does have a Twitter account and had this to say about all the sleazy sites like us commenting that Miley looked like she was having a little too much fun while her fiance, Liam Hemsworth, is on location in New Orleans filming his latest movie Empire State.

Not sure if u guys realize it or not but you can hang out with ur friend and look happy and be having fun..there’s nothing wrong with that..

If that seems like strange behavior to you then maybe u should reevaluate your friendships and quit worrying.about mine

People should learn to be happy for others and not always try to ruin everything they’re happy as hell let them have that [Twitter]

Photo Credit: FameFlynet Pictures; Pictured: Miley Cyrus, Cheyne Thomas

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L.A.: Maria Menounos & Derek Hough @ 102.7 KIIS FM’s Wango Tango

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Photo Credit: WENN; Pictured: Maria Menounos, Derek Hough

Maria Menounos and Derek Hough continue to give us the illusion that they’re definitely sleeping together as the hit the red carpet together at 102.7 KIIS FM’s Wango Tango at The Home Depot Center in L.A. Yes, we’re aware that this touchy-feely closeness could all be a play to get us interested in watching Dancing With The Stars but who wouldn’t be surprised if in fact all the extra hours they’ve been “practicing” has actually been frolicking in between the sheet; it could be the cause for Maria to continually be getting injured during the competition. Let’s remind you all, Maria has been with producer Keven Undergaro for over 10 years so this could all just be short-term for the rating; Keven’s in the biz so we’re sure he’s completely understanding. In fact he’s probably the one benefiting the most with Maria’s even more rockin’ body after all these months of rehearsal… DAT ASS. But one more thing:
DAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU, DERRRRREKKKKKK HOUUUUUGHHHHHH!!!

Photo Credit: FameFlynet Pictures; Pictured: Maria Menounos, Derek Hough

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London: Taylor Schilling & Zac Efron @ “The Lucky One” UK Premiere

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Taylor Schilling and Zac Efron are looking to cash in on the relative success of The Lucky One and are on the European leg of their promotional tour. The movie has already grossed over $26 million worldwide after one week in US release with a modest budget of $25 million. So here we go once again with teh vital stats: it’s an adapatation of Nicolas Sparks’ novel and stars Zac Efron, Taylor Schilling, and Blythe Danner. It’s in theaters now and for more info, visit The Lucky One official website.

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