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Instant Classic: Maya Rudolph Was Hilarious In The Jay Z-Solange SNL Skit

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Thank you, Maya Rudolph! If she wrote that skit, that’s pure genius!

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Music King & Queen Jay-Z and Beyonce Hit The Exclusive Arts Club in London

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Jay-Z & Queen B are so famous that they had to leave the club via the kitchen door.

When you’ve got a combined-net worth as high as these two, you can’t just hit up the usual club. Following Beyonce’s Mrs. Carter concert at the O2 Arena last night, the power couple grabbed drinks at the members-only Arts Club. We did a little Wiki’ing around and it turns out one of the club’s founders back in 1863 was none other than world-famous writer Charles Dickens. As per the club’s Wiki, “Today it is a meeting place for men and women involved in the creative arts either professionally or as patrons.”

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Was Beyonce’s Thong-y Grammy Awards Performance Too Hot For TV?

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So, what’s your take? Jay Z & wife Beyonce got down and dirty as they performed ‘Drunk in Love’ at the Grammy Awards. Beyonce didn’t hold back on stage, but as soon as she was off the clock, she had a big blanket waiting to cover up that billion-dollar booty! You can watch the performance here.

Here’s Queen B after the performance…

MORE: SEE ALL THE RED CARPET ACTION FROM THE 2014 GRAMMY AWARDS!

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NYC: Queen Beyonce Stuns At Her Surprise Album Release Party

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Beyonce Celebrates The Release Of Her Self-Titled Visual Album 'Beyonce'

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Wowzers!

This woman has officially mastered the art of shock & awe. Queen B appeared in a shattered glass-inspired sexy getup, complete with matching F-Me boots. God damn!

With all the work that Beyonce has put in following the birth of her daughter Blue Ivy, I wouldn’t be surprised if she went home after this album release party and had 2nd-baby sex with Jay Z. There’s probably no better way to cap off such a big year than get pregnant & take a year off and then do it all over again in 2015! OW!

The release party for the self-titled album that she shocked everyone with last week was held Saturday night (Dec. 21) at the School Of Visual Arts Theatre in NYC. Aside from working her fashionable mojo at the event, Beyonce screened all the videos from the “visual” album for fans & critics at the event.

According to the album’s Wiki, “Beyonce sold 80,000 digital copies in its first three hours of availability, and a total of 430,000 digital copies in its first day.” With more than a million albums sold globally, we’re pretty sure other artists are going to mimic the release strategy employed by Beyonce.

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Beyonce’s Album Rewrites the Record Books

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“Featuring collaborations from Drake, Frank Ocean and Beyoncé‘s husband and daughter Jay Z and Blue Ivy, the LP is a huge boost for Sony.”[HuffPo]

She just can’t do anything low-key, can she?

Well, we can’t blame her, can we? Especially since her newest album, which was released without a single bit of promotion, became the fastest selling album on iTunes – ever.

Selling at a rate of 80,000 copies in the first three hours, it finished the weekend at a jaw-dropping 617,213 total copies in the US and 828,773 globally.

Say what you want about Beyonce – you can’t call her a mass-marketed generic pop queen anymore…

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Beyonce Brings The Morning Links!

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- Britney Spears album Britney Jean sales weakest of her career and I Am Britney Jean trailer [Lainey Gossip]
- Lindsay Lohan Is Looking At Another Payday [Dlisted]
- Melanie Igesias’s Teddy Bear Is One Lucky Bastard [Guy Code Blog]
- Beautiful Girls [Caveman Circus]
- R.Kelly gets ‘revenge’ on Benedict Cumberbatch by singing about Khan [Celebitchy]

- So Bruce Jenner Is Shaving Off His Adam’s Apple [The Superficial]
- Lexi Belle vs Stoya [Regretful Morning]
- The 26 Sexiest Pics of Vanessa Hudgens for Her Birthday [COED]
- 20 Absurd Bacon Related Products [EgoTV]
- Sexy Photo: Anna Andres [Mankind Unplugged]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Queen Beyonce Shocks Music World; Surprise Releases Her 5th Studio Album; Wants $15.99

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Queen B’s fifth studio album is being pimped as a “visual album” and entitled simply ‘Beyoncé’. It will be sold exclusively (for now) on iTunes for $15.99, most notably without the ability to purchase any of the 14 tracks individually.

So who are some of the other names you’ll hear? The A-list guest appearances include Frank Ocean, Drake, and of course Jay-Z. The craziest thing about the album is the value-added element in that there’s an accompanying music video for each song, this on top of three additional clips, so if you like watching Beyonce shake her booty in barely-there leotards and 12-inch heels, this is the album for you! Needless to say, it sets the bar pretty high for newer artists looking to charge similar prices as those that existed when CDs were still around.

This definitely sounds like a business plan devised deep inside Jay Z’s gold-plated layer responsible for shrewd money-making schemes. Everything from the social media reveal to all packaging of the new album will definitely change the way music is released and consumed. We don’t know if this is a good thing for the industry as a whole, but it will be interesting to see the results…

You can watch 30 second previews of all the songs below:

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Beyonce & Jay Z Screw Racial Profiling Accusations At Barneys & Go On A Shopping Spree

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Beyonce & Jay Z did a horrible job in keeping a low-profile yesterday afternoon as they went shopping at a Barneys New York location in Beverly Hills. We have a feeling this was more of a promotional trip because wouldn’t be easier for Jay Z & Beyonce to simply shop online rather than go through all the bullshit of physically hitting up Barneys? Coincidently Jay Z has a Barney’s Collection that he’s trying to pimp, so looks like sales might be below expectations…

The couple were accompanied by their usual security detail and shopping bag carriers. While Queen B showed off her amazing legs in leather short-shorts, Jay Z opted for a more street-friendly look, completely with condom beanie! Three things kept Jay Z from getting racially profiled by racist cops: His security detail, his close proximity to Beyonce and the fact that he has countless millions in the bank.

In other news, AllHipHop.com is reporting that Jay Z will begin work on BarneysNY’s Advisory Council (a.k.a. Not All Colored People Are Stealing From Barneys Council):

When Jay Z announced that he was moving forward with his Barneys collection, he also revealed that he will take a leadership position on a panel reviewing racial profiling at the retailer. According to a Women’s World Daily report, the Brooklyn mogul started his work with the advisory council and some changes to Barneys’ policies as they relate to interactions with the NYPD have been made. [Read more]

Beyonce and Jay Z shop at Barneys New York

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